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Topher Brink

Topher Brink

@thesozguy.bsky.social

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If I think I can figure this out, is that arrogance or curiosity? Unironically a satanist. 📍FL

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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 14h

When you get past the awesome visuals, 300 is just a really mean movie… about the benefits of fascism? like thematically? Fuck Zack Snyder lol.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 15h

American exceptionalism is the mental illness where you believe hillbillies are the master race.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 1d

that’s how I keep getting up.
My fallen friends are standing beside me.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 1d

Whoever booked Sean Paul in venue that fits maybe 300 people wanted to see someone get their brains stomped in.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 1d

According to the astronomer i spoke to, my anus spins on its side.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 2d

Taken the blood money was enough for me to write off Bill Burr forever, but his reaction to the backlash has made me actively dislike him.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 2d

I will never forgive supercell for what they did to my furnace. #ClashRoyale.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 2d

after that that I realized he was a crypto fascist piece of shit but the thing that broke Kayfabe for me was his episode with Andrew Schultz . I think he’s way too dumb to realize that he’s saying the quiet thing out loud all the time.😅

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 3d

My new favorite thing is waiting until the end elevator is absolutely crowded to It’s fucking tears and then letting everyone know. “did you know nobody has EVER survive an elevator crash?”

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 3d

What the fuck does a dinosaur need half $1 million for? #WrestleDream.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 3d

And the young Bucks are still broke #WrestleDream

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 3d

Failure to succeed is not an argument against Brock Lesnar being a piece of shit of a human being. Vince was also successfully supposed to book a wrestling promotion, but we got Hornswoggle instead… so maybe you don’t get the benefit of the doubt.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 3d

Publix: where shopping is a gamble .

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 3d

But if I pull up, and provide a solution to this problem, I get a visit from the Secret Service

OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 3d

I think it’s cool that the President posted a video of himself as king, shitting on the citizens of this country. why be subtle at this point?

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 3d

If he’s all powerful, why doesn’t he rewrite the book himself and tell us what he meant in Leviticus?
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Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 4d

Fame seeking is your primal desire to be remembered metastasized into a personality cancer.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 4d

Member berries at iii points are understandable cause the crowd is so diverse. They’re still super annoying lol

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 4d

Found a couch at iii points. Nobody can get me off. My legs hurt.😢

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 4d

If you think that conservatives don’t understand that everything happens on a spectrum, call them racist. They’ll explain it to you 🤣

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 6d

I wanna commemorate today I chicken butted my wife twice. Once in English and once in Spanish.😈

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 6d

We are doing remarkably well for hairless monkeys with access to nuclear weapons.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 6d

It’s hilarious to me that post Malone is HEADLINING tortuga. 🤣😂 every single person “accused “ of being a culture vulture inevitably ends up making country. But like… equally soulless pop country. Remmick shit.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 7d

“It’s fake”

Yeah, like the avengers and Jesus Christ if we keep it a buck.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 7d

@notstr82day.bsky.social I hope Republicans understand that they are making the world less safe Fred EVERYONE . You can only illegally kidnap people for so long before someone pushes back.

Topher Brink @thesozguy.bsky.social · 7d

Asked my wife to give me head and she hit me with a Glasgow kiss. 🤕