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Scott

@thescottfather.bsky.social

230 followers 230 following 660 posts

Auburn fan/alum, fan of the Falcons, Braves, Hawks, Oilers, Penguins, Leafs. Love playing hashtag games. NOwhere near being an influencer.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · Dec 12

B/c I've had 4 people DM me in the past 2 weeks on here & twitter(where I've had a post pinned saying don't DM me unless certain rules are met), I'm doing it here & pinning it.
Only DM me if I've given you permission(b/c you asked), I know you in RL, or I've talked to you many times b4. 0 exceptions

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 16d

Ha! Thank you.

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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 16d

Good kitty.😼

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 16d

#meanwhileonelmstreet my cat's waiting on Freddie to fall asleep.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · 18d

I no longer march to the beat of my own drum.
I more shuffle to the pops & creaks of my own body.

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · Oct 2

#whaticandowithoutis neuropathy in my feet.

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · Oct 2

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · Sep 30

You know you're in the DEEP South when you see someone advertise their small town taxi service on their back window, & it's a pickup truck.

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · Sep 24

I remember how I was like when I was poor.
It's only been 5 minutes, hence why it's so easy for me to remember.

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · Sep 12

I'm pretty sure that any girl in the '80s, when she reached the age of 13, was gifted an entire case of Aquanet for their birthday.

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · Aug 18

How come many people tell you to have another drink in the morning when they hear you've got a hangover, but you never hear "oh, you've got crappy breath in the morning? Have another burrito."

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · Aug 8

Just to let people on here know, since I haven't posted in a month, I'm NOT dead.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · Jul 13

40 years ago today, Live Aid began.
Millennials have only seen it on YouTube & Gen Z is "what is this Live Aid you speak about?"

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · Jul 9

Whenever I see an ad that says "food deserves Pepsi", I can't help but wonder "what bad thing did food do to Pepsi?"

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · Jun 14

I knew I hadn't posted in a while on here, as I've barely posted anywhere of late, but I didn't realize it'd been pretty much 3 weeks since my last post.
Yeesh.

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · May 25

#ISaveTheTurtlesWhen I think it's the last 1960s semi-upbeat song I want to hear for the day.

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · May 23

#makeasongaboutyourself Scott Like a Man

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · May 21

Thank you!

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Grey E. Schatt @felinefrenzies.bsky.social · May 21

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · May 21

#atthecatmusicfestival someone passed around some "infused" catnip.

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · May 20

#ShoesOfAllKindsInASongOrMovie Louboutin Men

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · May 17

Thank you, Ray!

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RαყȥHҽʅʅ @rayzhell18.bsky.social · May 17

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · May 17

#iwouldsacrifice__for every billionaire / world peace

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Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · May 13

Man & a woman had another woman.
Yes, they did.
That makes 3.
Cause that's the magic num-ber.
It takes threeeee to make a fantasy. 3,6,9..12,15,18...21,24,27..orgy.(Adult House Rock)

Scott @thescottfather.bsky.social · May 11

Ha! Thanks, Syed!