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Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 17

Uh

Lemmie think… 🤔
Anywhere outside of New York?

Kinda been wanting to head back to Moscow for a time

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 15

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Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 15

You know what?

No
:)

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 14

“15% ?
Make it 20 and you won’t hear fuss from me”

Money isn’t typically a big thing of his, but some is still nice. Especially in this economy

Mastermind Kiara @anechodistorted.bsky.social · Jan 12

"Perfect."

Sometimes things called for a complex series of events. Sometimes a door needed a special keycode or fingerprint scan.

But sometimes a hammer and a nail is the best solution.

"15% cut sound fair?"

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

“Ya had me at ‘wall’”

He is a simple man. If there is a wall, he will run through it. Not much thought otherwise

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 14

Squints—
Pulls out some comically small glasses and valences it on his nose—

“Best huh?… you don’t look like any of the avengers that’s for sure.
Not sure they’d take a shrimp like you”

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 14

‘You’ ?

Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten who I am, puny spider?

Come on, you know me!

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠSPIDER ‎ ‎ MAN. @amazzingspidey.bsky.social · Jan 12

ㅤ
ㅤㅤ ───── Oh---, you---, hi!

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 11

@amazzingspidey.bsky.social

“Hello there little spider”

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 14

Oi
Yer not gonna poach this rhino

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 14

“Really?
Ai t you the… the uh, what’s the word again?

Grandmaster or somethin’? Wait no- that don’t sound right
Game master- that’s sounds better

𝔾𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕒'𝕤 𝔹𝕀𝔾 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕣! @herpowercosmic.bsky.social · Jan 13

❝That decision is entirely up to powers beyond even me!❞

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 11

@herpowercosmic.bsky.social

🗿 when can he join in on the fun?
The spider was brought, as well as a few other villains as far as he’s aware

Plus the Hulk is there too and he’s been wanting a rematch

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 14

True
Pretty sure he has this nasal thing as well- but can’t exactly walk into a hospital with the profession we have

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

“Ya had me at ‘wall’”

He is a simple man. If there is a wall, he will run through it. Not much thought otherwise

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

“Eh, no need to worry about that- I’ve been doin the heavy liftin sort of jobs for a few years now
I’d like to say I’m more than the average muscle- but all the jobs I’ve worked were just that”

Mastermind Kiara @anechodistorted.bsky.social · Jan 12

[ @therhin0.bsky.social ]

"I feel like I want to hire you for demolition, but I feel like that's also typecasting."

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

I want to run through a wall

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Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

🦶—— 🍑

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

Eh, sure

Why not?

ＴＨＥ　ＢＬＯＯＤＹ　ＬＩＯＮ @thebloodymane.bsky.social · Jan 12

Good !

. . . Good.

[ Pops open two beer bottles. ]

Beer ?

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

Alright 👍

…..

I’ll just belly flop against the floor then

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

Alright 👍

…..

I’ll just belly flop against the floor then

ＴＨＥ　ＢＬＯＯＤＹ　ＬＩＯＮ @thebloodymane.bsky.social · Jan 12

Son of a . . . please don't break that wall.

P l e a s e .

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

Looks down—
Smirks— 😏
And turns to the wall

“I hope you know that I like running’ by now?”

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

Looks down—
Smirks— 😏
And turns to the wall

“I hope you know that I like running’ by now?”

ＴＨＥ　ＢＬＯＯＤＹ　ＬＩＯＮ @thebloodymane.bsky.social · Jan 12

[ TACKLES. ]

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

Hope ya break yer teeth

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

What’s confusin’?
I’ve been running through the city (literally)

The spider would have fought me over that.
🤔 … or maybe he fights me because I keep forgetting to turn?

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

“Alright then”

Turns towards the bank—

“Gotta make a withdrawal anyway”

…perhaps he should mention that he’s got an actual account with them?… 🤷‍♂️ nah

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

Shrug—

Eh, if you want to.
I ain’t been doing much since I got out though

Just running through the city

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Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

…. -_- he tries to keep a straight face at the lover part

“…”

Sigh—

“Must have been one helluva limbo party,

But yeah, I’m The Rhino. Been battling’ the wall crawler for a while now”

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

Hope ya break yer teeth

ＴＨＥ　ＢＬＯＯＤＹ　ＬＩＯＮ @thebloodymane.bsky.social · Jan 12

. . . I am going to bite you.

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

Nah I ain’t too religious

Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

Yeah, and?

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Aleksei Sytsevich @therhin0.bsky.social · Jan 12

“Eh okay, I just got out myself and needed to do errands anyway

Another time then?”

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