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Theo

Theo

@theoshmeo.bsky.social

680 followers 390 following 250 posts

My name is Theodora, Theo for short. She/her. I’m a cat from Vermont. My human is a LOT of work.

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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 4d

Am not afraid.

A gray cat is covered with fake spiders

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 14d

Mine is. But I’ve known friends with pink noses who didn’t have pink fur.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 16d

Yum.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 20d

Place yourm bets now for Theo vs. Carrot. Who do youm think will win?

A grey cat in motion hides under a coffee table from a toy carrot.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 20d

I’m am shelter cat. Most of my friends think I’m am Russian Blue mix, but Human suspects I’m am Chartreux mix. Mix because I’m have white “fig leaf” on my tumbly.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 24d

@ridge8649.bsky.social hi friend.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 24d

I’m should get Nobel Peace Prize for tolerating Human.

A gray cat is hugged and kissed.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 25d

Human is feededing herself before feededing me. Do I’m have grounds for a lawsuit?

A closeup of a cat screaming for food in a kitchen.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Oct 4

Grandhuman gave me a Chewy gift card in honor of what would have been Great-Grandhuman’s 113th birthday. So that means I am great.

A gray cat, atop a cat tree, is being pet.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 20

@mountaineagle.bsky.social hi friend

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 19

I cannot believe THAT is the dominant species …

A gray cat looks out a window with a red curtain.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 16

No, human’s TRAITOR boyfriend put me in 😾😤

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 16

Human is a C U Next Tuesday.

A gray cat is inside a carrier in a vet’s waiting room.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 13

Sharky does what I tell them to do. (That skunk is a little bitch.)

A gray cat uses a shark as a pillow while a skunk hangs out nearby

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 10

I’m effing love pumpkin. I’m just had pumpkin and sardines. YUM. Am great.

A cat contemplates her food choices

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 7

I’m love doing that. I’m have a shark bestie.

A grey cat snuggles with a shark plushie

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 7

I’m love the tumbly rubs

A grey cat with a white patch on her belly enjoys a belly rub.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 3

I’m got this new toy from the grandhumans

A gray cat plays with a carrot-shaped toy

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Aug 15

Human says I “take up like the whole bed.” 1. Rude. 2. Isn’t that what it’s there for?

A cat is heavily relaxed across a bed.

A cat is heavily relaxed across a bed from a different angle.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Aug 14

I am taking absolutely no questions at this time.

An aerial view of a cat stretched across the back of a couch

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Aug 8

Am blinking twice. I’m need help.

A gray cat is held against her will

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 28

Human was going to be on time for “work,” whatever that is, for once, so I pooped on the rug.

A gray cat is pleased.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 21

Apparently I am toys.

A cat is buried under toys.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 20

Sometimes the sky falls wet. Weird.

A cat watches the Vermont rain.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 19

OUTTA MY WAY I HEARD BIRBS

A cat sits in the window to watch birbs.