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Theo
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My name is Theodora, Theo for short. She/her. I’m a cat from Vermont. My human is a LOT of work.
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Mine is. But I’ve known friends with pink noses who didn’t have pink fur.
Place yourm bets now for Theo vs. Carrot. Who do youm think will win?
I’m am shelter cat. Most of my friends think I’m am Russian Blue mix, but Human suspects I’m am Chartreux mix. Mix because I’m have white “fig leaf” on my tumbly.
I’m should get Nobel Peace Prize for tolerating Human.
Human is feededing herself before feededing me. Do I’m have grounds for a lawsuit?
Grandhuman gave me a Chewy gift card in honor of what would have been Great-Grandhuman’s 113th birthday. So that means I am great.
I cannot believe THAT is the dominant species …
No, human’s TRAITOR boyfriend put me in 😾😤
Human is a C U Next Tuesday.
Sharky does what I tell them to do. (That skunk is a little bitch.)
I’m effing love pumpkin. I’m just had pumpkin and sardines. YUM. Am great.
I’m love doing that. I’m have a shark bestie.
I’m love the tumbly rubs
I’m got this new toy from the grandhumans
Human says I “take up like the whole bed.” 1. Rude. 2. Isn’t that what it’s there for?
I am taking absolutely no questions at this time.
Am blinking twice. I’m need help.
Human was going to be on time for “work,” whatever that is, for once, so I pooped on the rug.
Apparently I am toys.
Sometimes the sky falls wet. Weird.
OUTTA MY WAY I HEARD BIRBS