New Millenium Skyanide Kep
@theoriginalkep.bsky.social
Pianist, vocal coach, metalhead, gamer, lifelong Detroit sports fan. Editor @ Noob Heavy. He/him.
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“ChatGPT I want to get stronger” you and your bloodline are weak of mind and spirit
Thinking about how Paul Dano rocks
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Thinking about how Paul Dano rocks
Mendoza talking directly into the camera like a wrestler cutting a promo is fucking hilarious
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Mendoza talking directly into the camera like a wrestler cutting a promo is fucking hilarious
Finally got around to watching Frankenstein. That shit ruled, two thumbs up no notes
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Finally got around to watching Frankenstein. That shit ruled, two thumbs up no notes
Another very good to great album from Blood Red Throne. Guys are as reliable as any band on the planet
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Another very good to great album from Blood Red Throne. Guys are as reliable as any band on the planet
This Bodybag album is a good heavy time. Destructive deathy hardcore, twenty minutes of crowdkill bait
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This Bodybag album is a good heavy time. Destructive deathy hardcore, twenty minutes of crowdkill bait
Shawn Hoculi and his crew desperately want this game to be about them
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Shawn Hoculi and his crew desperately want this game to be about them
So they swallow the flag NOW???
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
So they swallow the flag NOW???
Why is Blake Griffin on my screen in the year of our lord 2025
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Why is Blake Griffin on my screen in the year of our lord 2025
That’s a backwards pass
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
That’s a backwards pass
I hate to be that guy but I swear the refs hate us
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I hate to be that guy but I swear the refs hate us
Dirty shit from Spann-Ford shoving Saylors’ head into the ground there
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Dirty shit from Spann-Ford shoving Saylors’ head into the ground there
‘Tis the season where the skin on my fingers cracks at the corners of the nail. The most wonderful time of the year
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
‘Tis the season where the skin on my fingers cracks at the corners of the nail. The most wonderful time of the year
Just got offstage from a choir concert, here’s the driving home tunes
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Just got offstage from a choir concert, here’s the driving home tunes
Weird hankering for 2000s metalcore. Only one thing to do
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Weird hankering for 2000s metalcore. Only one thing to do
I started checking out the new Devil Wears Prada and that turned out to be a bad idea so instead I’m listening to their old shit
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I started checking out the new Devil Wears Prada and that turned out to be a bad idea so instead I’m listening to their old shit
Morning listening: GOAT edition
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Morning listening: GOAT edition
Listening to thrash
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Listening to thrash
Begging the Lions to sign Slay so that I can wear my Slay jersey one last time
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Begging the Lions to sign Slay so that I can wear my Slay jersey one last time
I know it’s not one of the important things but I will never get over how fucking stupid Trump is. Dumber than a week old bag of dog sit
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I know it’s not one of the important things but I will never get over how fucking stupid Trump is. Dumber than a week old bag of dog sit
More Colombian death. Really enjoying this one. Bits of doom mixed with ferocious old school riffage
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
More Colombian death. Really enjoying this one. Bits of doom mixed with ferocious old school riffage
Dead AND dripping? In this economy?
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Dead AND dripping? In this economy?
Metal engagement bait post:
Which of these bands has the better discography?
Which of these bands has the better discography?
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Metal engagement bait post:
Which of these bands has the better discography?
Which of these bands has the better discography?
Guy who drops plates on your ass
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Guy who drops plates on your ass
Kicking the week off with Colombian death metal. Good shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Kicking the week off with Colombian death metal. Good shit
I’m generally a full albums guy but it’s tremendous fun to shuffle the entire Cannibal Corpse discography
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m generally a full albums guy but it’s tremendous fun to shuffle the entire Cannibal Corpse discography