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🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸

@theorangepotus.bsky.social

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A parody account mocking the shenanigans ongoing at the White House, a political bukkake if you like. Well that's the goal anyways. Snark, offence, sarcasm, mockery, insult, truth and comedy guaranteed! CLUTCH YER PEARLS!

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🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Aug 19

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This is so amazing!

Map reveals the unexpected UK towns that buy the biggest dildos — Metro

They prefer a larger package in this neck of the woods.

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🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Aug 15

its been a while, but I FORMALLY state, I am Vlad's POWER BOTTOM. I got REAMED so hard by that short little man, I AM WILLING to fuck the WORLD over. I prefer PIECE over PEACE. Thank you for your attention!

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Jun 22

Nothing says good morning better than getting a proper ass kissing/rim job from #PeteHegseth. I can smell my ass when he speaks. #MAGA #Iran #DearLeader

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🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · May 14

My new 'gift' from the suspect nation of QATAR is NOT for my PERSONAL use. The jet is only for bragging rights and will be COVERED IN GOLD LEAF as soon as possible.

#MAGA #TrumpForceOne #Qatar #SaudiArabia #BitchBeJetSetting #GoldQueef

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · May 8

No, I did NOT have #JD take down the pope to install an AMERICAN pope. Just making #Pope American for once.

#MAGA #PopeLeoXIV

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · May 8

Caltholics be like white smokin’ #POPIUM

#MAGA #NewPope #SmokinPopium

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · May 8

Breaking: DOGE bros lock new pope out of Vatican, take over payroll, email severs.

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🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · May 8

I welcome Pope #Popius to carry on my MAGA AGENDA.

#MAGA #PopeIsPoping #Pope

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · May 5

American movies only! Making Americans Go Anglo

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · May 3

Why is everyone voting for LIBERAL parties? It’s because of me, your TANGERINE man baby crypto con man. Except NIGEL FARAGE, who won because he’s a prick like me too, and @uklabour.bsky.social wants to be like him.

#MAGA #VotesAgainstTrumpism #FrumpTuck

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 29

100 of the BEST DAYS in AMERICA! My SHITCOIN is up, the world economy is FUCKED, no peace anywhere, and it FEELS like a whole DECADE. MIGRANTS HATE US! MISS ME?

Also a WARM CONGRATULATIONS to #Canada!

#100Days #MAGA #AmericanRegret #MoreToCome

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 28

VLADOLPH PUTLER has not TAPPED me as I am UNTAPPABLE. And no, I dont have VLADDY issues. I just DON'T listen to what everyone has told me and knows, because I am a VERY STABLE GENIUS!

#MAGA #PersonWomanManCameraTV #Russia #ShouldaListened #Ukraine

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 25

As this is POST number #45 I shall make it the SHITTIEST 45, the likes this world has never seen. 45 is the worst! The most vapid, orange bronzed but thin-skinned, tyrannical, vengeful 45 EVER. But my HAIR, glorious! Thanks to #ActBlue hair rinse.

#MAGA #45HugeProblemsBut47IsFarWorse #Trumped

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 25

Look over there! #ActBlue #ShitShow #MakingShitUpToDistractEveryone #Samwell4Ever #FuckingMericaOverDaily #MAGA

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Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"

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🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 25

Clearly, when I instructed my AG to investigate #ActBlue, it is not what you think it is. It is to find out about how the blue rinse in hair products makes everyone MAGA! Florida is riddled with them! Also, BUY TRUMP COIN to win a dinner with ME!

#MAGA #LookOverThere #TrumpCoin #Suckers

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 25

I am VERY HARD for Vladolph Putler!

Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · Apr 24

I want a president who is tougher on Putin than he is on Harvard.

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 24

Contrary to reports in the FAKE NEWS LAMESTREAM MEDIA, #KristiNoem is NOT #PeteHegseth in DRAG. The Pentagon make-up room is only for SNORTING massive rails of BLOW and trashing the status of the once-GREAT USofA! Making America Great Again, one eyeliner at a time.

#MAGA #DragRace #PentaBong

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 24

Bad VLADOLPH, bad!

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · Apr 24

Pete Hegseth installed a make-up station at the Pentagon.

JD Vance loves a smoky dark eyeliner.

Trump cakes on orange base till he resembles an Oompa Loompa.

And these guys say LGBTQs are threatening gender norms?

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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · Apr 24

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🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 24

I have informed my DEFENSE SECRETARY #PeteHegseth, the Captain Morgan’s of my INCREDIBLE and COMPETENT administration, that CLASSIFIED attack plans can only be shared on #OnlyFans. Thank you for your attention!

#MAGA #PeteThePisshead #DUIHire #StateSecretsOnOnlyFans

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 23

#JDVance and #LizTruss, whom both LOVE ME very much, are NOT responsible for killing the #QUEEN and #POPE. I don’t know how they both DIED within hours of meeting my minions, but it must be a COINCIDENCE.

#MAGA #LettucePray #JDPopeKiller

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🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 22

#NancyMace from the GREAT district of Seroquel, is NOT only insane. She is, FROM what I hear, a PATRIOT with a Love for controversy. She learns from the BEST, ME.

NANCY MACE making AMERICA (not so) GREAT, daily.

#MAGA #MaceForMars

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 15

Having a TARRIFIC day! You’re welcome. And also CHINA and BIDEN. So CORRUPT, like this world has never seen. But CRYPTO, and HUNTER BIDEN.

#MAGA #TariffTuesday #401kSlay #Bukalaylee

🇺🇸 The Orange POTUS 🇺🇸 @theorangepotus.bsky.social · Apr 14

Still a #ShitShow and a SHAGGY CUSACK to all my Jewish followers, even the ones WHO DIDNT VOTE FOR ME. And the RADICAL LEFT. WHOM my DOJ will PASSOVER because it’s NOT political. BIDEN, remember him, sniffed hair, remember that? He was political. Covfefe

#MAGA #ChagSameach