Ambe’s 🌍
@theonlyamb.bsky.social
“I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!”
“I’m just young and ratchet baby…”
“Me, myself, and I, I don’t need no help,”
“I’M READYYYYY!”
“I’m just young and ratchet baby…”
“Me, myself, and I, I don’t need no help,”
“I’M READYYYYY!”
When I meet people irl one of the first few questions I’m asked is about socials and I’m like????? Baby I’m right here, enjoy this moment with me why you worried about an IG when IM RIGHT HERE
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When I meet people irl one of the first few questions I’m asked is about socials and I’m like????? Baby I’m right here, enjoy this moment with me why you worried about an IG when IM RIGHT HERE
This is one of the many reasons I never cared about social media bc you can never truly know what’s real and what’s fake and I ain’t got the time
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is one of the many reasons I never cared about social media bc you can never truly know what’s real and what’s fake and I ain’t got the time
Got drunk and started thinking about how many grown people in the US can’t read and it ruined my night 🙄😒😔☹️
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Got drunk and started thinking about how many grown people in the US can’t read and it ruined my night 🙄😒😔☹️
Face pretty I know I could prolly win a pageant baby
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Face pretty I know I could prolly win a pageant baby
My baby daddy a mechanic and his daddy and brothers LOVE me I’ll never be poor bitch 🙂↕️🙃
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My baby daddy a mechanic and his daddy and brothers LOVE me I’ll never be poor bitch 🙂↕️🙃
With my nigga every day it’s CHRISTMAS 🤪🥰😘
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
With my nigga every day it’s CHRISTMAS 🤪🥰😘
“Go ‘head and call that bank so I can shop ‘til I drop!”
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“Go ‘head and call that bank so I can shop ‘til I drop!”
Let me go ahead and tell everyone imma be late tomorrow
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Let me go ahead and tell everyone imma be late tomorrow
I just saw something that said beauty is more powerful than wisdom because wisdom means nothing if it isn’t applied, while beauty just… is. I gotta feeling that one is going to stick with me for life.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I just saw something that said beauty is more powerful than wisdom because wisdom means nothing if it isn’t applied, while beauty just… is. I gotta feeling that one is going to stick with me for life.
Got a new waxer and while we was yappin she asked what I do for a living so I told her I’m in the industry as well and this girl thought I was a 304 I was like no girl I mean cosmetology lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Got a new waxer and while we was yappin she asked what I do for a living so I told her I’m in the industry as well and this girl thought I was a 304 I was like no girl I mean cosmetology lol
Capricorn (mostly in work settings), Aries/Sagittarius, Cancer, and Libra
Who do y’all think is the most problematic from each sign? Who’s the worst of the Earth signs? The Fire signs? The Water Signs? The Air Signs?
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Capricorn (mostly in work settings), Aries/Sagittarius, Cancer, and Libra
One of my stylists called me this morning mad bc she “been texting and calling me for weeks with no response” just to later apologize bc she realized she had the wrong number… smh that’s why you gotta be gracious even in upset so you don’t look stupid if you loud and wrong
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
One of my stylists called me this morning mad bc she “been texting and calling me for weeks with no response” just to later apologize bc she realized she had the wrong number… smh that’s why you gotta be gracious even in upset so you don’t look stupid if you loud and wrong
Bc I’m definitely the baddie driving around in a Nissan with a car seat in the back 🫣
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Bc I’m definitely the baddie driving around in a Nissan with a car seat in the back 🫣
Every now and then when I’m riding round my city I think of the local nigga on here that said it’s always a bad bitch driving an Altima in our area and I be like damn I need to hurry up and get my BMW
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Every now and then when I’m riding round my city I think of the local nigga on here that said it’s always a bad bitch driving an Altima in our area and I be like damn I need to hurry up and get my BMW
“He can’t buy no shit for me if he gon end up turnin ‘round and actin like I owe him…”
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“He can’t buy no shit for me if he gon end up turnin ‘round and actin like I owe him…”
Right now? Probably Tyrant
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Right now? Probably Tyrant
Waking up and choosing what I want to do and then doing it without any obstacles
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Waking up and choosing what I want to do and then doing it without any obstacles
How they treat strangers, service workers, and folks who can’t do nothing for them
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
How they treat strangers, service workers, and folks who can’t do nothing for them
I get drunk and start thinking I’m Beyoncé… commanding the stage and mesmerizing the audience
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I get drunk and start thinking I’m Beyoncé… commanding the stage and mesmerizing the audience
Gimme a whiskey or cognac neat or a tequila or gin with soda water
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Gimme a whiskey or cognac neat or a tequila or gin with soda water
Lack of HONEST communication
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Lack of HONEST communication
Me myself I and my son
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Me myself I and my son
Physically fight… I mean you can but not without the possibility of legal consequence
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Physically fight… I mean you can but not without the possibility of legal consequence
Selflessness… put yourself first babes
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Selflessness… put yourself first babes