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Billions must smile
I was there & I remember this kid. Then after Spacey got exposed the kid went back and bumped the original post. Which was kinda sigma.
a guy i knew posted on fb once that he was fucking kevin spacey and everyone was like no way dude so he posted some photos of them together and everyone was like ok well it looks like you guys are just hanging out. kevin spacey isnt gay and youre like 19. lmao
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I was there & I remember this kid. Then after Spacey got exposed the kid went back and bumped the original post. Which was kinda sigma.
Take that Dearborn Michigan, now a bunch of people who couldn’t vote are getting their ass beat by ICE while they try to call their chud maga westernized Trump-voting nazbol arab grandson for help but he doesn’t come because he’s watching Logan Paul
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Take that Dearborn Michigan, now a bunch of people who couldn’t vote are getting their ass beat by ICE while they try to call their chud maga westernized Trump-voting nazbol arab grandson for help but he doesn’t come because he’s watching Logan Paul
@shiningangelx.bsky.social sorry you lost your representation in the media :/
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
@shiningangelx.bsky.social sorry you lost your representation in the media :/
Playing victim because people hate bigotry is conceptually so funny. Imagine a movement of serial killers like ‘remember, these monsters hate everything we stand for and think we’re bad people just because we like killing. You. Are. Valid.’
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Playing victim because people hate bigotry is conceptually so funny. Imagine a movement of serial killers like ‘remember, these monsters hate everything we stand for and think we’re bad people just because we like killing. You. Are. Valid.’
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kinda glad my posting compulsion hasn’t stopped after my suspension, I was starting to get scared I was becoming clout hungry. But no. I really am just doing this out of pure love of the game and a bad addiction
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
kinda glad my posting compulsion hasn’t stopped after my suspension, I was starting to get scared I was becoming clout hungry. But no. I really am just doing this out of pure love of the game and a bad addiction
He would never say this for Gaza, but interestingly I can’t even picture him saying this about also-white Ukrainians, which leads me to believe he only cares about white Afrikaners because they’re white AND evil
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
He would never say this for Gaza, but interestingly I can’t even picture him saying this about also-white Ukrainians, which leads me to believe he only cares about white Afrikaners because they’re white AND evil
Everything else in this artistic masterpiece aside, what the fuck is a chocolate library cake
Maybe I’m stupid (very possible) but I’m losing my mind at how it genuinely took me a second to recognize that was supposed to be Kamala on the lower left and she’s one of the few without labels. Come on Ben, you’re slipping.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Everything else in this artistic masterpiece aside, what the fuck is a chocolate library cake
That’s it. He’s blocked
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
That’s it. He’s blocked
The mark of a true poster is that the posts that are funniest to you is some 30-follower account posting ‘baked beeans tonight,,’
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The mark of a true poster is that the posts that are funniest to you is some 30-follower account posting ‘baked beeans tonight,,’
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[edgy comedian whos secretly a furry into cnc voice] its a dog rape dog world out there
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
[edgy comedian whos secretly a furry into cnc voice] its a dog rape dog world out there
Saying this in 2025 is crazy. That’s so fucking funny. That’s the kind of comedy no one intentionally trying to be funny could ever achieve
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Saying this in 2025 is crazy. That’s so fucking funny. That’s the kind of comedy no one intentionally trying to be funny could ever achieve
HEARTWARMING: local girl never has to see annoying extended family on Thanksgiving despite having a close relationship with parents because both parents hate the rest of their family
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
HEARTWARMING: local girl never has to see annoying extended family on Thanksgiving despite having a close relationship with parents because both parents hate the rest of their family
post dump for engagement dopamine hits for Theo
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
post dump for engagement dopamine hits for Theo
Happy Thanksgiving the nazi website that lets swastikas fly daily banned me for a full week for being just a little too inappropriate for them I guess
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Happy Thanksgiving the nazi website that lets swastikas fly daily banned me for a full week for being just a little too inappropriate for them I guess
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(shamelessly stealing @theoluminati.bsky.social ‘s bit with this)
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
(shamelessly stealing @theoluminati.bsky.social ‘s bit with this)
Wow this is so beautiful. Thank you. I’m holding it in my heart in the way one would hold a basketball
I made you this because I know how much you love basketball!
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Wow this is so beautiful. Thank you. I’m holding it in my heart in the way one would hold a basketball
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you reposted that guy’s post but you didn’t heart it . are you insane?
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
you reposted that guy’s post but you didn’t heart it . are you insane?
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one