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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 4h

Trump claims he ended seven wars.Rex Mercer checks his math and his sanity.🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 14h

Trump cancels diplomacy because “the vibes were off.”Rex Mercer suggests avoiding narcissists with microphones.🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.▶️ https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 1d

Trump explains world peace like he just found it in a fortune cookie.Rex Mercer handles the translation.🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ https://youtu.be/3UbliX-tXE8?si=hipgaYdyVb1DjdaG

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 2d

Trump’s “for whatever reason” diplomacy just hit turbulence.Rex Mercer calls it: the truest Trump quote ever — about Trump.🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 2d

Trump wonders if he’s heaven-bound, then decides Air Force One is heaven.Rex Mercer: “If heaven serves Diet Coke and classified documents, he might be right.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.
▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 2d

Trump says November 1st is “an eternity.”Rex Mercer: “Einstein died twice hearing that sentence. Somewhere, time cried.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.
▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 3d

Trump’s foreign policy in one line: “Tariffs ended wars.”Rex Mercer: “Sure, it’s Art of the Deal, not Art of the Deterrent.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 3d

Trump’s midair claim: he’s “solved eight wars.”Rex Mercer: “Yeah, and the ones in his imagination have body counts.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 3d

Trump’s geography is one note: Qatar’s “in the middle of everything.”Rex Mercer: “Take a shot every time he says it — you’ll wake up in the middle of an ER.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 4d

Trump thinks you can walk from Iran to Qatar — “boom boom, you’re there.”Rex Mercer fact-checks from the map room: he’s flying blind again.🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 4d

Vance says there’s ten times more love than hate.Jen Jenners: “Love’s quiet. Hate’s got Wi-Fi.”
🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.▶️ https://youtu.be/OlsJ9y5XRYU?si=Iirp2sWBXNz9eDcA

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 4d

Trump’s Air Force One gaggle has officially landed.Rex Mercer: “Return your facts to the upright position, Gaggle Force One has landed safely in delusion.”🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.
▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 5d

Trump blames a “crooked election” for millions of deaths.Rex Mercer: “Millions dead because of a ballot count — and he’s still talking. Truly a visionary.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.
▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 5d

Vance thinks a thousand positives cancel a racist group chat.Jen Jenners thinks math doesn’t work that way.
🎬 Fast news. Sharp jokes. Zero chill.▶️ https://youtu.be/OlsJ9y5XRYU?si=Iirp2sWBXNz9eDcA

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 5d

Vance name-drops Charlie Kirk.Jen Jenners: “That’s like citing WebMD for your moral compass.”
🎬 Kids Say the Darnedest Slurs, now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/OlsJ9y5XRYU?si=Iirp2sWBXNz9eDcA

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 6d

Trump’s press moment: rename Politico “Politica,” call it fake news, and declare victory.Rex Mercer: “This isn’t a gaggle, it’s a fever dream.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.
▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 6d

Vance: “I’d defend left-wing kids too.”Rex Mercer: “Welcome to the Idiot Protection Program, membership bipartisan and growing.”🎬 Kids Say the Darnedest Slurs, now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/OlsJ9y5XRYU?si=Iirp2sWBXNz9eDcA

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 6d

Trump thinks he earned a Nobel Prize for peace he made “in a day.”Rex Mercer: “Right between lunch and Fox & Friends.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 7d

Vance says “this stuff is etched in stone online.”Rex Mercer: “Exactly, it’s not what’s etched that’s the problem, it’s what you choose to carve.”🎬 Kids Say the Darnedest Slur, now streaming.
▶️ https://youtu.be/OlsJ9y5XRYU?si=Iirp2sWBXNz9eDcA

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 7d

Trump’s geography is one note: Qatar’s “in the middle of everything.”Rex Mercer: “Take a shot every time he says it — you’ll wake up in the middle of an ER.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 7d

Vance defends “edgy jokes.”Rex Mercer: “That’s not edgy, it’s career-ending content.”🎬 Kids Say the Darnedest Slurs, now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/OlsJ9y5XRYU?si=Iirp2sWBXNz9eDcA

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 8d

Trump’s still stuck “in the middle of everything.”Rex Mercer: “At this point, I could buy Qatar with all these middles.”🎬 Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 8d

Vance calls 30-year-olds “kids.”Rex Mercer: “He’s 41 handing out childhood extensions like library cards.”
🎬 Kids Say the Darnedest Slurs, watch now.▶️ https://youtu.be/OlsJ9y5XRYU?si=Iirp2sWBXNz9eDcA

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The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 8d

Vance: “A thousand times worse.”Rex Mercer: “And 999 times stupider.”🎬 Kids Say the Darnedest Slurs — watch now.
▶️ https://youtu.be/OlsJ9y5XRYU?si=HL0jG2Y_JD9eBinn

The NBS Project @thenbsproject.bsky.social · 9d

Trump’s rerunning his favorite episode: Blame Obama Again.Rex Mercer calls it what it is — a series that just won’t get canceled.✈️ Gaggle Force One now streaming.▶️ https://youtu.be/bBvGKVed6P0?si=vVOs7OhCxdia1Z6t

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