The NBS Project
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Satirical news + animated chaos.
Real headlines. Dumb characters. No survivors.
Satirical news + animated chaos.
Real headlines. Dumb characters. No survivors.
Melania introduces a Marine like she’s reading the final contestant reveal on a Cold War reality show. Rex looks back at the moment the ceremony briefly turned into “So You Think You Can Serve.”
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Melania introduces a Marine like she’s reading the final contestant reveal on a Cold War reality show. Rex looks back at the moment the ceremony briefly turned into “So You Think You Can Serve.”
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania introduces two Marines like she’s hosting a Cold War talent show, complete with dramatic pauses and accent acrobatics. Rex looks back at the moment the ceremony suddenly felt like an international audition.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Melania introduces two Marines like she’s hosting a Cold War talent show, complete with dramatic pauses and accent acrobatics. Rex looks back at the moment the ceremony suddenly felt like an international audition.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania: “AI will take center stage in the theater of war.” Also Melania: unintentionally narrates an IMAX trailer. Rex breaks it down.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Melania: “AI will take center stage in the theater of war.” Also Melania: unintentionally narrates an IMAX trailer. Rex breaks it down.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania casually predicts AI will outdo nuclear weapons. Rex revisits the moment, wondering if Skynet wrote the speech.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
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December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Melania casually predicts AI will outdo nuclear weapons. Rex revisits the moment, wondering if Skynet wrote the speech.
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full video: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania salutes Marine Corps history by accidentally inventing a new measurement of time and geography. “Two and a half country… centuries of courage…” Rex looks back at the moment the speech either glitched or achieved enlightenment.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Melania salutes Marine Corps history by accidentally inventing a new measurement of time and geography. “Two and a half country… centuries of courage…” Rex looks back at the moment the speech either glitched or achieved enlightenment.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania tells the Marines it was “an honor” to meet them… using phrasing and tone that sound like she’s reading from a diplomatic hostage manual. Rex revisits the moment and applies the subtitles she forgot to.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Melania tells the Marines it was “an honor” to meet them… using phrasing and tone that sound like she’s reading from a diplomatic hostage manual. Rex revisits the moment and applies the subtitles she forgot to.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Melania opens her Camp Lejeune speech with pure Cold War GPS energy, and the Marines somehow keep straight faces. Rex takes a look back at the moment that set the tone for the entire AI-powered word-salad mission.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Melania opens her Camp Lejeune speech with pure Cold War GPS energy, and the Marines somehow keep straight faces. Rex takes a look back at the moment that set the tone for the entire AI-powered word-salad mission.
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
▶️ Full breakdown here: https://youtu.be/L1VRSL_P0Ow
Reporter: “Is he a fascist?” Trump: “You can just say okay.” Rex: “We have left the timeline. There is no timeline.”
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December 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Reporter: “Is he a fascist?” Trump: “You can just say okay.” Rex: “We have left the timeline. There is no timeline.”
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Trump can’t believe the press cared more about him vibing with Mamdani than about meetings with world leaders. Rex: “Yeah, because THIS one broke the timeline.”
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December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump can’t believe the press cared more about him vibing with Mamdani than about meetings with world leaders. Rex: “Yeah, because THIS one broke the timeline.”
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Reporter: Elise called Mamdani a jihadist — thoughts? Trump: “Eh, campaign stuff.” Rex: “Cool, so words don’t count during election season now.”
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December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Reporter: Elise called Mamdani a jihadist — thoughts? Trump: “Eh, campaign stuff.” Rex: “Cool, so words don’t count during election season now.”
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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Trump suddenly doesn’t care about political affiliation. Rex: “This is the same man who held grudges against windmills.”
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December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump suddenly doesn’t care about political affiliation. Rex: “This is the same man who held grudges against windmills.”
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Trump “found” a lost FDR portrait and clarified — helpfully — that FDR was a Democrat. Rex is losing it.
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December 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Trump “found” a lost FDR portrait and clarified — helpfully — that FDR was a Democrat. Rex is losing it.
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Trump calls Mamdani “different” like he’s reviewing a mysterious Airbnb host. Rex… has questions.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump calls Mamdani “different” like he’s reviewing a mysterious Airbnb host. Rex… has questions.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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Trump tells Mamdani’s rise like he’s reading a bedtime story he just made up. Rex is… concerned.
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December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trump tells Mamdani’s rise like he’s reading a bedtime story he just made up. Rex is… concerned.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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Trump is now eyeing the mayor’s office. Rex says New York didn’t ask for this DLC.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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December 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Trump is now eyeing the mayor’s office. Rex says New York didn’t ask for this DLC.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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Trump suddenly giving emotional support is the strangest twist of 2025. Rex is concerned for all of us.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump suddenly giving emotional support is the strangest twist of 2025. Rex is concerned for all of us.
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Trump says Bernie voters flocked to him… Rex says that’s like McDonald’s claiming vegans are huge fans.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Trump says Bernie voters flocked to him… Rex says that’s like McDonald’s claiming vegans are huge fans.
👉 FULL EPISODE: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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Trump casually tosses out a “25,000 soldiers” claim like it’s a door prize. Rex Mercer tries to keep math tethered to reality.
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November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trump casually tosses out a “25,000 soldiers” claim like it’s a door prize. Rex Mercer tries to keep math tethered to reality.
👉 Full episode: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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Trump explains a war he “inherited” using the world’s loopiest sentence. Rex Mercer straps in.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Trump explains a war he “inherited” using the world’s loopiest sentence. Rex Mercer straps in.
👉 Full episode: https://youtu.be/qjdbyihqmms
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Trump returns to his arch-nemesis: windmills. Rex Mercer tries to keep physics alive.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trump returns to his arch-nemesis: windmills. Rex Mercer tries to keep physics alive.
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Trump admits Mamdani might want to “remove horrible people” even more than he does. Rex Mercer gives this multiverse moment a Skymall rating.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Trump admits Mamdani might want to “remove horrible people” even more than he does. Rex Mercer gives this multiverse moment a Skymall rating.
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Trump casually says he’s totally fine with his voters going to Mamdani. Rex Mercer recommends therapy for the timeline.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump casually says he’s totally fine with his voters going to Mamdani. Rex Mercer recommends therapy for the timeline.
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Trump claims he solved 3,000 years of Middle East conflict. Rex Mercer would like a word… and possibly an oxygen meter.
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November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Trump claims he solved 3,000 years of Middle East conflict. Rex Mercer would like a word… and possibly an oxygen meter.
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Trump claims Saudi Arabia dropped a trillion dollars and that America now has 20+ trillion “coming in.” Rex Mercer responds with the appropriate level of disbelief.
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November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trump claims Saudi Arabia dropped a trillion dollars and that America now has 20+ trillion “coming in.” Rex Mercer responds with the appropriate level of disbelief.
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Mamdani says he and Trump “share purpose,” and Trump follows it by casually ranking “despot” as a mild insult. Rex Mercer needs a minute.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Mamdani says he and Trump “share purpose,” and Trump follows it by casually ranking “despot” as a mild insult. Rex Mercer needs a minute.
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