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Just Some Guy
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Dog Dad. Dudeist Priest. Aspie. Vet. Gamer. Pro-science. Pro-Freedom. Pro-Choice. Pro-Love.
Anti-doing the dishes

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Listen. I’m a straight, white male.

If there is ANYTHING I can do to help you get through the near future, let me know. I will do my best.

We’re all in this together.
That overwhelming sense of autistic introverted dread while preparing to host a Friendsgiving tomorrow is real, kids.

Why, oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?!
a baby wearing a black shirt that says rock n roll is running on a wooden floor
Alt: a baby wearing a black shirt that says rock n roll is running on a wooden floor
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November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If you go out shopping today, fuck your own ass with a cactus.

Kthxbye!
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m not in the least bit surprised by this. Our government has been breaking promises to the brave Afghanis who worked and fought with us pretty much since day 1.

apnews.com/article/nati...
Afghan national in custody after shooting of 2 National Guard members near White House
An Afghan national has been accused of shooting two West Virginia National Guard members just blocks from the White House in a brazen act of violence.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m a nerd who IMDBs every movie I watch.
I just watched Godzilla Vs. Kong, and there was a user review titled “Epic Battles With An Uninspired Plot.”

People who go to a movie called GODZILLA VS. KONG and expect great writing &great characters should be banned from theaters, the internet, & life.
a man with a beard wearing a galaxy hat says it 's just a movie
Alt: a man with a beard wearing a galaxy hat says it 's just a movie
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November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This turd needs to be flushed.
The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I like both my senators.
Senator Ruben Gallego didn't mince words. Read the full daily bulletin: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Doing another playthrough of Red Dead 2, and this time I’m making Arthur be the young version of William Munny, a real rootin’, tootin’ sonofabitch. All around bad guy.

But I still chuck a stick of dynamite into every KKK gathering I come across.
#ItsTheLittleJoysInLife
a man in a cowboy hat is standing in a cemetery .
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat is standing in a cemetery .
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November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Watching the 2014 Godzilla and waitaminute! Jared Keeso was in it?!?!
a man in a plaid shirt is standing next to a wooden fence and making a funny face .
Alt: a man in a plaid shirt is standing next to a wooden fence and making a funny face .
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November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Some intrepid reporter should’ve followed up with “So if POTUS orders SEAL Team Six to gang rape you, you’d be ok with that because it’s coming from the President and therefore perfectly legal?”
We know that’s not true!
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump would argue that if he personally orders every service member to hit a quota of baby rapes, it would be a lawful order.

Trump is an idiot.

Anyone in the chain of command giving unlawful orders, and anyone following those orders, needs to be held accountable to the maximum extent.
Our leaders and countless patriots have a good reason for publicly reminding US soldiers to refuse illegal orders. Why it's a controversy. It's because many of our soldiers have been obeying illegal orders.

Let's keep that foremost in mind
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
One of Biden’s biggest mistakes was not giving Ukraine the full support they needed right off the bat.
Rewarding a dictator-aggressor always leads to another war. One that is usually even worse.
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Also your periodic reminder that “I was just following orders” is not a valid legal defense, and that 80 years later they’re still arresting and prosecuting Nazis for “just following orders.”
If a reasonable person would know the order is illegal, you MUST refuse.

Obedience is not absolute, duty to the Constitution is.

Oath is to defend the Constitution not a person

Yes. U.S. service members have a legal and moral obligation to disobey an illegal order.

Not just the right.
The DUTY.
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Guy who sells his IP distribution to a streaming service being upset that his IP isn’t getting wide theatrical distribution is peak 2020s.

You’re part of the problem here, Mr. Johnson. You fed that beast.

www.thewrap.com/rian-johnson...
Rian Johnson Voices Frustration Over 'Wake Up Dead Man' Distribution, Encourages Fans to Call Their Local Theaters
Johnson is "frustrated" his movie, "Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery," is not playing "everywhere" in theaters.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Why didn’t the Couchfucker berate these guys for not wearing suits?
So MAGA, You see these two? One of them is your dear leader, the other is a Prince in a country where CHRISTIANITY IS BANNED. Where you can be arrested for being a CHRISTIAN, for displaying CHRISTIAN symbols and even, for having a bible.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If releasing the files breaks the system, then the system deserves to be broken.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I’d also add MBAs to the list of people I don’t want making decisions about my treatment.
People who I want making decisions about my treatment: doctors

People I do not want making decisions about my treatment: politicians
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I forgot how fucking good the first Hunger Games movie is.
a woman in a black jacket is giving a peace sign
Alt: a woman in a black jacket is giving a peace sign
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November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
MSGA:

Make Seppuku Great Again!
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just heading out to run some errands and one of the neighbors was in the culdesac with his little girl who is maybe 2, and she was driving a little power wheels Jeep, so I pulled up next to them and gave her a duck
#JeepLife
a little girl is sitting in a jeep toy car
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November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I think if you time traveled back to 1984 and told Tipper Gore that this song by the scary weirdos in drag would still be timely and relevant in the 21st century, heads would’ve exploded.

youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI?...
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Twisted Sister
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
When I was 15 I’d urge people to floor it at anything that could possibly make the car get airborne. It seemed like a fun and reasonable thing to do.

And I was a smart and good kid.

The point is, 15 year olds are fucking dumb. Even the smart and good ones.
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM