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TheMetaIsReal
@themetaisreal.bsky.social
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Hi there, I make robots. I'm working on the 'I don't talk much' part. 21+, please. Need a name? Call me Mikkelsen.
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Said it once and saying it again, Happy Birthday and here's to a hopefully wonderful orbit 'round the sun once more. 🤍
He'll hold yours whenever you want. 😊
It's full of fun juice that makes things happen! ☺️
Spades was never good at the subtlety part of things. Whenever he gets involved, stealth tends to go clean out the window.

Doesn't matter too much when you're built like he is, though.
Also watch out, seems he's got his optics on you.

🎨: @raptoral.hyper.wang
You ever stare at something you're about to post and think 'yeah this is going to make a few people explode'?

I'm getting that feeling right now.
He might be sizable and have strength to spare...But he's fluffy!
Fun fact: I had a reaaaally old bird guy named Stryker. He's back now! Complete with a new shape and a new look. Quite proud of how the redux turned out!

🎨: @junesejar.bsky.social [Thank you so much for working with me on this!]
So you're scared. You're confused. You're alone. Your brain didn't quite work right before and it still doesn't now. There are things trying to kill you. You don't know where you are. The world you knew is gone.

You're going to be doing everything you can to make sense of it, even if that's wrong.
It also frustrates me that everyone overlooks that these neural scans are 1:1 neural scans. They copy over everything about the person. Their ups and their downs, especially. Someone that got scanned with a brain injury or a mental disorder will retain those quirks. It doesn't cure them.
A lot of people like to say "Well Simon's an idiot so."

I wager: You just woke up in a place you don't know, your body is a reanimated corpse, and it isn't yours, you've been dead for a long time, everyone else is dead, and most things 'alive' are trying to kill you.

Stay calm and focused in that.
Defeating the machine by creating more machines with really fat asses that I'm passionate about. ☺️
Let's be honest, a pervert and an evil super-AI mingling is exactly how you start getting some wildly deviating shifts in chassis design.

And I'm ALL for it. 😈
Yaaaaaaay Perversions! I love Perversions! ☺️
And I'll say with ever-bubbling enthusiasm that you are still very much on my bucketlist to get something from when circumstances and finances permit me to do so!
Genuinely a delight when anything of yours pops up on the dash.
Do NOT let them play XBOX they will CORRUPT the game files and start CHEATING!!!!!!!!!

[and you'll wake up with one hell of a hangover]
It's really funny because one of the times I watched it with other people and werewolves came up they were like "ugh they're probably just going to do a big hairy humanoid again."

When we got to the reveal they started hooting and hollering.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR VAN HELSING [2004] EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

YEAH LET'S GO VAN HELSING [2004]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(We need more proper buff werewolf protagonists and antagonists in our everything.)
The paranormal and the technological have mixed. The results, as anyone may be able to expect, are...Fascinating, to say the least.

Say hi to Zaitzev, coming soon to a reality-ending paradox near you. He's eager to make friends.

🎨: www.furaffinity.net/user/ilot/
So on a scale of 1 to 10 how much does Gideon like making out with other dragons. Asking for a friend.
I need you to know I cannot come up with any other words for this besides 'This fucks extremely'.

[Seriously this is AWESOME.]
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...This is rewiring neurons I didn't even know I had.
Personal opinion: Technology and the paranormal can, and should mix together in design.

Just think of all the wonderful, terrifying, interesting, and otherwise unusual things you could pull from something like that!

Don't know what I'm getting at?

Don't worry, you will. ☺️
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And for good measure, here's another silly little robot I adopted from @asciisuki.bsky.social w/ an additional artpiece by @maskofravens.bsky.social