The Margret
themargret.bsky.social
The Margret
@themargret.bsky.social
I'm always one click away from being mistaken for a robot.
🧜‍♀️ Muted for everyone’s safety — and sanity.
🔗 Collections (Dec) – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-...
🔗 Jun SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w...
🔗 Mars SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x...

#booksky #fantasy #sirens #zoomlife #corporatefantasy
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
He helped with the holiday lights.
The power company opened a ticket.

Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip

#RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #HolidayChaos #OfficeHumor #AIHumor
#Cyberpunk #DystopianChristmas #CorporateHell #UnsubconsciousRobot
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
🎧 Silence is never truly silent.
📼 Hex Tape — fragments never fade.
👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP

#HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🐺 HR says “use your inside growl.” He’s trying.
🔗 Mars SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x...
🔗 Collections (Dec) – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-...
🔗 Jun SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w...

#booksky #fantasy #werewolf #corporatefantasy #wellnessfails
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
He optimized Secret Santa.
He assigned himself 137 gifts.

📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip

#RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #OfficeHumor
#CorporateChristmas #AIHumor #DystopianHumor
#UnsubconsciousRobot #indieauthor
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
❤️ The heart is just another API.
📼 Hex Tape — emotional packets still transmit.
👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP

#HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
🧙 Sometimes even magic fears the copier.
🔗 Jun SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w...
🔗 Mars SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x...
🔗 Collections (Dec) – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-...
#booksky #fantasy #wizardfail #officechaos
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
He ignored the “Out of Order” sign.
Now the break room won’t stop screaming.
📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip
#RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #Cyberpunk #OfficeHumor #AIHumor #DystopianHumor
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
🎶 Old songs outlive their hardware.
📼 Hex Tape — humming through broken circuits.
👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP

#HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
🦄 A unicorn cannot sparkle without caffeine.
🔗 Jun SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w...
🔗 Mars SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x...
🔗 Collections (Dec) – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-...
#booksky #fantasy #unicornlife #magiccoffee
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
He installed an update mid-meeting.
He rebooted as Microsoft Clipart.

📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip

#RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #humor #AIHumor #OfficeHumor #dystopian #UnsubconsciousRobot #indieauthor #amreading
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
He ignored the “Out of Order” sign.
Now the break room won’t stop screaming.
📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip
#RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #Cyberpunk #OfficeHumor #AIHumor #DystopianHumor #WorkplaceComedy #UnsubconsciousRobot
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
🧵 Some processes run themselves.
📼 Hex Tape — stitching ghosts into the code.
👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP

#HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
📞 Goblin rage barely contained by HR policies.
🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-...
🔗 Nov SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/novsff002b/a...
🔗 Free KU Sci-Fi – books.bookfunnel.com/freekuscifin...
#booksky #fantasy #goblinmode #corporatesatire
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
He tried the ropes course.
Gravity filed a complaint.
📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip

#RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #Cyberpunk #DystopianHumor #OfficeHumor #AIHumor #UnsubconsciousRobot #indieauthor #amreading #BookBoost
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
🧂 Every deletion leaves an aftertaste.
📼 Hex Tape — temporary doesn’t mean gone.
👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP

#HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
🧝‍♀️ Immortal beauty. Mortal Excel skills.
🔗 Free KU Sci-Fi – books.bookfunnel.com/freekuscifin...
🔗 Short Story Smorgasbord – books.bookfunnel.com/short-story-...
🔗 Mars SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x...
#booksky #scifi #fantasy #elfproblems #officehumor
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
He tried to fix the printer jam.
Now the printer is filing a complaint.

📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip

#UnsubconsciousRobot #OfficeLife #CorporateHell #RobotProblems #PrinterJam #ITNightmare #ScifiHumor #BookTok #BookSky #IndieAuthor
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
🧭 Even lost files leave trails.
📼 Hex Tape — ghosts navigate by memory.
👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP

#HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
He said he was following GPS instructions.
GPS said “Proceed whenever.”

📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip

#RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #humor #UnsubconsciousRobot
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
📅 Meetings rescheduled for existential reflection.
🔗 Short Story Smorgasbord – books.bookfunnel.com/short-story-...
🔗 Mars SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x...
🔗 More KU – books.bookfunnel.com/kindleunlimi...

#booksky #scifi #fantasy #corporatedespair #glitchcore
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
He tried to sync his headset for a Zoom call.
Now he’s stuck in an infinite meeting with himself.

📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip

#booksky #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #OfficeHumor #CorporateHell
#RobotProblems
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Midweek exhaustion hits different when even your childhood toys are glitching out.
Hex Tape: for when your soul.exe throws a fatal error.

📘 Hex Tape → bookhip.com/VKMCHCL

#HexTape #ResidualCode #glitchcore #retrotech #sadrobot #cyberpunkreads #booksky #ebooks #indieauthor #UnsubconsciousRobot
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
🧠 Try again after burnout completes 100%.

🔗 Free KU Sci-Fi – books.bookfunnel.com/freekuscifin...
🔗 Nov SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/novsff002b/a...
🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-...

#booksky #scifi #fantasy #vaporwave #selfcare
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM