Beauty School
@themalevelonmauler.bsky.social
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Hi 👋

I’m Alan but you may know me as a different Deftones song title each day.

I’m mostly here to fawn over my favorite games, music and food but I’m also very passionate about physical fitness and maintaining my body. I also love people even if they hate me.

I simply can’t be bothered. ❤️
Good morning 🌞

Last night I achieved possibly the best night of sleep in years. And I attribute that to simply wearing myself out. ❤️

“The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun.”

~Benedict Cumberbatch
Fuck yeah homie. I’ll be there. Just let me know.
I had a wonderful ARC Raiders session with @buffalohugs.bsky.social and @redcasper.bsky.social today. Little by little I’m learning how to circumvent certain situations. This game can be brutal but I’m feeling really good about it. It scratches an itch like no other and you’re always progressing. 🦍
It’s wild.

At 149 pounds 2 years ago I was not healthy. I was eating right but I wasn’t exercising nearly enough.

At 145 today I’m super proud of where my body is going.

For the first time in my life I feel hot. 🥲
I’ve been getting a hankering for MH Wilds again too. I may start a fresh run and really push this time. 🦍
I’m doing great! Just planning a lil clean up around the house after some exercise. Then it’s game time!
Unmade decisions were made decisive again. ☝🏻
Good morning 🌞

We’re getting it started early today with our cardio. Yesterday put us back on track after taking a night off on Friday. All a game of balance my friends.

We will reach that peak. ❤️
Decisions were unmade. lol

Good night. 💤
Any time that’s good for you. I just got back from the store.
If you didn’t include me that would be amazing. And I would thank you, wholeheartedly. 😉
I’m gonna rest my bones for about an hour or so but I’ll be ready for some ARC Raiders if anyone wants to run.

💤
I tried the demo for Skate Story. Amazing music and weird in the best way possible. The skating and combining tricks just isn’t for me. I’m terrible and it’s not something I want to spend time improving upon but if that’s your thing, I definitely recommend trying it.

It’s pretty dope. 🦍
One of my all time favorites. Always will be.
Yesterday was my planned burpee day but then ARC Raiders happened and took me prisoner for 6 hours last night.

So, we just proceeded to complete:

200 burpees ✅
40 miles cardio ✅

Interestingly enough, after 3 months of this I’m barely sweating anymore.

Astonishing.

I will now eat, HELLA. 🦍