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Gabe Fernandez

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Tan hermosa la vida y tan pendeja la gente 🇵🇪 Award-Winning “San Francisco SFGATE Guy” Tips: [email protected] Signal: gabefernandez.95 he/him

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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · Sep 11

I spent an afternoon with the rapidly ascending Bay Area food influencer, and Warriors fan-favorite, Festus Ezeli to see him film an episode of his online food show "Festus Feasts," and talk about the inspiration behind this relatively new venture.
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The newest tastemaker in the Bay Area food scene is a Warriors fan favorite

Here's why you're likely to see Festus Ezeli at Bay Area food staples.

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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 1h

overwatch drives are going great, thanks for asking

an embarrassing streak of overwatch losses AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 5h

Personally if I had five broken ribs I’d look into legal euthanasia, so Jauan Jennings is a better man than me

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 6h

Isaac Yiadom is still the last 49ers player to pick off an opposing quarterback, and will perhaps be the last one to ever do that before the heat death of the universe

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 6h

I uh don't think the pick is coming this game

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 6h

49ers getting saved by special teams disasters because we're in opposite world

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 6h

can't help but notice there's a gaping hole in the middle of the 49ers' defense. not sure why that is!

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 6h

baker mayfield and mac jones on a sunday afternoon in october

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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 7h

I mean what the fuck can you do with that two-play sequence

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 7h

jesus christ baker

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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 7h

at least eddy p looks fine

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 7h

[as I'm judged to eternal damnation in the fiery pits of hell] so much for the tolerant left!

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 7h

don't expect the BIASED LIBERAL MEDIA to report on this truth nuke from our beautiful president

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 7h

Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?

Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.

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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 7h

alright so I take back what I said about god being on the Niners' side if he's getting SF lineman to step on the kicker's plant foot

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10h

Who cares? God you act like you’re proclaiming how we turn water into wine. So you’re rooting for Bari Weiss. How daring! How bold! Such raw bravery! I bet you wear a hat that says “the NASDAQ” on it

Sally Jenkins @sallyjenx.bsky.social · 11h

Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss

The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.

www.theatlantic.com

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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 7h

maybe it's corny but I think it rules so hard when a receiver drops a pass, and the quarterback goes back to him the next play to give him some redemption

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 7h

Robert Saleh galaxy brain coaching: teach your players to hit quarterbacks hard enough to gain penalties on touchdowns, trick opposing offense into going for two from the one-yard line, profit from stout defense stopping the two-point attempt.

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 8h

he looked to be holding his knee from my perspective, but it's described as a "gruesome injury" on the broadcast and the cast is on his right foot

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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 8h

no meme today because my first Niners tweet of the day is this: oh dear god Warner is down clutching his knee

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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 9h

lol the panthers are 3-3

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 1d

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Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 1d

Accidentally brought a joyful brunch to a screeching emotional halt by telling my girlfriend and her sister that Diane Keaton died

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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 1d

To my disappointment, the “FAH” ad lib in that Juicy J song is not Rob Riggle yelling in Step Brothers

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Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 3d

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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elia ayoub 🌱 @ayoub.bsky.social · 4d

The IDF took 3D animations from the Scottish Maritime Museum, a cyberpunk project and other places to make shit up about Gaza, Lebanon and Iran and these were reproduced in international outlets for the past 2 years.

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Jack Sapoch @jacksapoch.bsky.social · 4d

NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites

The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war

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