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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 9

(Hands over a gold bar) Thank you. Now, I'll be leaving.

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 9

Hmmm. Fine. But you are on thin ice.

Get it?
Because I tried to freeze you-

Never mind, just give me the food.

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 9

Oh.. it's you. How about I freeze you instead?

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 9

THAT MUCH FOR A BURGER!? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TOO? I would like to have a chat with this, Mr Krabs fella. (Hmm. That name does sound familiar)

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 9

Yes. It is I. I would like to try a... uh... "krabby patty" please.

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 9

Bro is that plastic surgery

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 9

Hmm. If enough people attend the party, then i MIGHT consider it. Anywho I've got to go to that party!

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 9

Well I can't go to a royal party dressed like a bum!
I gotta look dapper!

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 9

Attention people of Bikini Bottom!

Uh, I'm hosting an epic royal party!!!
If you aren't there, then BOY are you missing out!
We even got Bubble Buddy there!
Met me at my castle in the middle of nowhere

Neptune, out!

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 9

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 9

Attention people of Bikini Bottom!

Uh, I'm hosting an epic royal party!!!
If you aren't there, then BOY are you missing out!
We even got Bubble Buddy there!
Met me at my castle in the middle of nowhere

Neptune, out!

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 7

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 7

Hmmmmm. Maybe

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 6

First one to find my crown wins 1 million coins!

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 6

Holdup. Let me think about this.

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 6

No! Your gonna die and that's final.

King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 6

You can get crown back but I'm still killing him.

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 6

No.

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 6

First one to find my crown wins 1 million coins!

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 6

No... He stole MY crown, and he's gonna pay for it.

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 5

NOTE: IF I DONT GET MY CROWN BACK, IM REPLACING ALL OF THE WATER IN BIKINI BOTTOM WITH LAVA. I DONT CARE IF THATS ILLEGAL IM THE KING NOW FIND MY CROWN. YOU HAVE 3 DAYS.

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 5

Where the FUCK is my crown.

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 5

Is this Freddy Fazbear's? Didn't someone, like, kill a bunch of kids and stuff them into the robots there?

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King Neptune @thekingneptune.bsky.social · Nov 5

I'm hungry, does anyone know a good place to eat at in Bikini Bottom?

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The Noise @theodorenoise.bsky.social · Nov 5

WHAT UP NOISE FANS! TODAY, WE ARE GONNA GO INSIDE A "FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA"!!! I'VE HEARD MANY STORIES ABOUT THIS PLACE SO IM GONNA BREAK IN AND SEE WHATS UP!!!!!

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