Sgt Angle
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Just the one swan actually.
Newcastle, for my sins.
Newcastle, for my sins.
tell you what my most controversial #nufc opinion is. Maybe we dont sign anyone in January
In the summer I wanted a reserve LB, not believing that your 1st choice RB should be 2nd choice LB. But maybe give A. Murphy a chance
If we sold Osula, we'd need a young fwd, but maybe give Nave a chance.
In the summer I wanted a reserve LB, not believing that your 1st choice RB should be 2nd choice LB. But maybe give A. Murphy a chance
If we sold Osula, we'd need a young fwd, but maybe give Nave a chance.
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
tell you what my most controversial #nufc opinion is. Maybe we dont sign anyone in January
In the summer I wanted a reserve LB, not believing that your 1st choice RB should be 2nd choice LB. But maybe give A. Murphy a chance
If we sold Osula, we'd need a young fwd, but maybe give Nave a chance.
In the summer I wanted a reserve LB, not believing that your 1st choice RB should be 2nd choice LB. But maybe give A. Murphy a chance
If we sold Osula, we'd need a young fwd, but maybe give Nave a chance.
Differences on the #nufc tag come out when we dont win
For some ppl, it seems as though any game we dont win, it must be something the club has done wrong, it must be someone's fault & can be solved by a single change. Usually being whatever the poster already thought prior to the game
For some ppl, it seems as though any game we dont win, it must be something the club has done wrong, it must be someone's fault & can be solved by a single change. Usually being whatever the poster already thought prior to the game
December 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Differences on the #nufc tag come out when we dont win
For some ppl, it seems as though any game we dont win, it must be something the club has done wrong, it must be someone's fault & can be solved by a single change. Usually being whatever the poster already thought prior to the game
For some ppl, it seems as though any game we dont win, it must be something the club has done wrong, it must be someone's fault & can be solved by a single change. Usually being whatever the poster already thought prior to the game
Some #nufc definitely like being miserable.
Exciting game against one of the best sides in the country, we've been undone by a worldie & a slip. Got the bad end of the decisions & still deserved to win.
Read from some that we were shite and put in no effort.
Course a draw is frustrating but man.
Exciting game against one of the best sides in the country, we've been undone by a worldie & a slip. Got the bad end of the decisions & still deserved to win.
Read from some that we were shite and put in no effort.
Course a draw is frustrating but man.
Just think its the miserable ppl at its most extreme. I wouldn't boo one player, but re the team if you've paid your money you get an opinion.
Not really sure they've done anything deserving of boos under Howe. They've been shit at times, but its not like they're not trying or incompetent.
#nufc
Not really sure they've done anything deserving of boos under Howe. They've been shit at times, but its not like they're not trying or incompetent.
#nufc
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Some #nufc definitely like being miserable.
Exciting game against one of the best sides in the country, we've been undone by a worldie & a slip. Got the bad end of the decisions & still deserved to win.
Read from some that we were shite and put in no effort.
Course a draw is frustrating but man.
Exciting game against one of the best sides in the country, we've been undone by a worldie & a slip. Got the bad end of the decisions & still deserved to win.
Read from some that we were shite and put in no effort.
Course a draw is frustrating but man.
Thank christ. Was really worried we'd lose the ashes and Crawley makes a 100 so we have to suffer another two years of the management backing him to come good.
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Thank christ. Was really worried we'd lose the ashes and Crawley makes a 100 so we have to suffer another two years of the management backing him to come good.
This is a whole lot more fun to watch. I am not sure if its just we're at home or has rotating players worked or Willock & Ramsey makes us quicker going forward and more vulnerable at the back.
#nufc
#nufc
December 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This is a whole lot more fun to watch. I am not sure if its just we're at home or has rotating players worked or Willock & Ramsey makes us quicker going forward and more vulnerable at the back.
#nufc
#nufc
Difficult one for me today. When you're in a 'bad moment' I always think its worth getting back to basics. Do what you do best & choose your best 11. That means Murphy, Barnes & Miley.
But the lge form is alarming. I'd rather not be playing tonight so we can reset for the weekend.
#nufc
But the lge form is alarming. I'd rather not be playing tonight so we can reset for the weekend.
#nufc
December 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Difficult one for me today. When you're in a 'bad moment' I always think its worth getting back to basics. Do what you do best & choose your best 11. That means Murphy, Barnes & Miley.
But the lge form is alarming. I'd rather not be playing tonight so we can reset for the weekend.
#nufc
But the lge form is alarming. I'd rather not be playing tonight so we can reset for the weekend.
#nufc
SM means the 'we played shit at the wkend conversation' tends to last longer & become a bit wilder as ppl become ever more outraged.
We were shit at the wkend, we're not as good as last yr & we're definitively pretty bad at some things.
Ultimately we're a bit behind where we should be atm.
#nufc
We were shit at the wkend, we're not as good as last yr & we're definitively pretty bad at some things.
Ultimately we're a bit behind where we should be atm.
#nufc
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
SM means the 'we played shit at the wkend conversation' tends to last longer & become a bit wilder as ppl become ever more outraged.
We were shit at the wkend, we're not as good as last yr & we're definitively pretty bad at some things.
Ultimately we're a bit behind where we should be atm.
#nufc
We were shit at the wkend, we're not as good as last yr & we're definitively pretty bad at some things.
Ultimately we're a bit behind where we should be atm.
#nufc
Everybody is twelve. #nufc edition.
Hope is a cancer on the club..ruined our summer.. possibly even the transfer window..he drains the energy from the room and then tries to monetise it on YouTube..Keith downie is my favourite..I find him very honest
December 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Everybody is twelve. #nufc edition.
Quite apart from it being the derby. If other results stay the same & we win, 6 of the 11 teams above us going into this weekend will have lost.
Big opportunity in the 2nd half.
#nufc
Big opportunity in the 2nd half.
#nufc
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Quite apart from it being the derby. If other results stay the same & we win, 6 of the 11 teams above us going into this weekend will have lost.
Big opportunity in the 2nd half.
#nufc
Big opportunity in the 2nd half.
#nufc
One of things I miss about 80s/90s football is a proper local derby/rivalry. The evolution of tactics, the influx of money, improved pitches and VAR, have all contributed to a sanitised game.
Even the 10 man melee is always handbags nowadays.
#nufc
Even the 10 man melee is always handbags nowadays.
#nufc
December 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
One of things I miss about 80s/90s football is a proper local derby/rivalry. The evolution of tactics, the influx of money, improved pitches and VAR, have all contributed to a sanitised game.
Even the 10 man melee is always handbags nowadays.
#nufc
Even the 10 man melee is always handbags nowadays.
#nufc
Jeez, panic stations once we're protecting a lead again.
We hold on to this we've qualified (apart from a mad set of results). Just get some decent possession.
#nufc
We hold on to this we've qualified (apart from a mad set of results). Just get some decent possession.
#nufc
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Jeez, panic stations once we're protecting a lead again.
We hold on to this we've qualified (apart from a mad set of results). Just get some decent possession.
#nufc
We hold on to this we've qualified (apart from a mad set of results). Just get some decent possession.
#nufc
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December 24, 2024 at 10:35 AM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
I'd like football to be fundamentally different, fan ownership, competitive balance, capped ticket prices. All that.
But assuming that isnt possible & acknowledging I dont live in #nufc anymore so my view on the stadium is unimportant.
Camp Nou, in black and white.
Thats my suggestion.
But assuming that isnt possible & acknowledging I dont live in #nufc anymore so my view on the stadium is unimportant.
Camp Nou, in black and white.
Thats my suggestion.
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'd like football to be fundamentally different, fan ownership, competitive balance, capped ticket prices. All that.
But assuming that isnt possible & acknowledging I dont live in #nufc anymore so my view on the stadium is unimportant.
Camp Nou, in black and white.
Thats my suggestion.
But assuming that isnt possible & acknowledging I dont live in #nufc anymore so my view on the stadium is unimportant.
Camp Nou, in black and white.
Thats my suggestion.
In the middle of a busy month which might include a cup semi final, a pivotal Champs Lge match & several lge games we're expected to win.
being drawn against possibly the best side not in Europe or the Lge Cup is pretty bad, IMO.
#nufc
being drawn against possibly the best side not in Europe or the Lge Cup is pretty bad, IMO.
#nufc
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with a candle .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with a candle .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In the middle of a busy month which might include a cup semi final, a pivotal Champs Lge match & several lge games we're expected to win.
being drawn against possibly the best side not in Europe or the Lge Cup is pretty bad, IMO.
#nufc
being drawn against possibly the best side not in Europe or the Lge Cup is pretty bad, IMO.
#nufc
Anyone surprised about this performance from England really hasn't been watching under the McCullum/Stokes era.
They're a high ceiling, low floor side. This is a pretty low floor atm.
#ashes
They're a high ceiling, low floor side. This is a pretty low floor atm.
#ashes
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Anyone surprised about this performance from England really hasn't been watching under the McCullum/Stokes era.
They're a high ceiling, low floor side. This is a pretty low floor atm.
#ashes
They're a high ceiling, low floor side. This is a pretty low floor atm.
#ashes
PSA: If you're just waking up, checking the score and thinking. Wow England must have bowled poorly.
Can cofirm it was worse than that. They've been shite.
#ashes
Can cofirm it was worse than that. They've been shite.
#ashes
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
PSA: If you're just waking up, checking the score and thinking. Wow England must have bowled poorly.
Can cofirm it was worse than that. They've been shite.
#ashes
Can cofirm it was worse than that. They've been shite.
#ashes