TheJediSwitch
@thejediswitch.bsky.social
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FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT
You could float every building in Venice for a century with all the silicone in the Kennedy Center right now.
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You could float every building in Venice for a century with all the silicone in the Kennedy Center right now.
Gianni might be the most bribed person in the world and he can't afford a suit with long enough sleeves.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Gianni might be the most bribed person in the world and he can't afford a suit with long enough sleeves.
5 minutes in and the FIFA draw has hit full cringe. This is going to be awful.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
5 minutes in and the FIFA draw has hit full cringe. This is going to be awful.
I hope @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social has a great day with a mouf full of hot dogs and an ear full of Spread It Round. I'll even chill on being rebel scum for a day in honor of his 63rd birthday.
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I hope @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social has a great day with a mouf full of hot dogs and an ear full of Spread It Round. I'll even chill on being rebel scum for a day in honor of his 63rd birthday.
Landon Donovan looks like a fucking moron with hair plugs.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Landon Donovan looks like a fucking moron with hair plugs.
Request submitted
a baby is looking out of a window wearing a hat and holding a towel .
ALT: a baby is looking out of a window wearing a hat and holding a towel .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Request submitted
Meanwhile, I'm in that situation room, knee deep in my second fifth of Jameson, making the important decisions. You got that?
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Meanwhile, I'm in that situation room, knee deep in my second fifth of Jameson, making the important decisions. You got that?
So these tix are about 1/3 of the price they were last time, no?
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So these tix are about 1/3 of the price they were last time, no?
They are coming here running large drug smuggling operations, killing people, and generally terrorizing everyone, while also taking out mortgages and snapping up all the single family homes on the market.
Got it.
Got it.
JD Vance: "Why did homes get so unaffordable? Because we had 20 million illegal aliens in this country taking homes that ought by right go to American citizens."
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They are coming here running large drug smuggling operations, killing people, and generally terrorizing everyone, while also taking out mortgages and snapping up all the single family homes on the market.
Got it.
Got it.
I can't begin to tell you how disgusting the sound is that my dog is making right now slurping his empty ballsack.
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I can't begin to tell you how disgusting the sound is that my dog is making right now slurping his empty ballsack.
A fun game you can play is "Which of Megyn Kelly's comments in the last month are the most psychotic?"This is a pretty strong contender, but I'm still going with the one below defending Epstein.
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A fun game you can play is "Which of Megyn Kelly's comments in the last month are the most psychotic?"This is a pretty strong contender, but I'm still going with the one below defending Epstein.
I would encourage you to first try and guess who this is about before checking the full thread to find out.
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I would encourage you to first try and guess who this is about before checking the full thread to find out.
It's a murder of crows, a tower of giraffes, a crash of rhinos, a prickle of porcupines.
Is there a name for a large group of cunts? That would make it easier to talk about everyone associated in any way with this abomination of a football club.
Is there a name for a large group of cunts? That would make it easier to talk about everyone associated in any way with this abomination of a football club.
Enzo Fernandez said he received “unwavering support” from the Chelsea squad during the fallout from the video of him and his Argentina team-mates singing a racist chant about the France national side in July 2024.
Enzo Fernandez says he received ‘unwavering support’ from Chelsea after racist France chant
Fernandez, 24, said he cancelled his holiday to apologise in person to the Chelsea squad at their pre-season tour.
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's a murder of crows, a tower of giraffes, a crash of rhinos, a prickle of porcupines.
Is there a name for a large group of cunts? That would make it easier to talk about everyone associated in any way with this abomination of a football club.
Is there a name for a large group of cunts? That would make it easier to talk about everyone associated in any way with this abomination of a football club.
In his defense, he was probably drunk.
“Leavitt told reporters at the White House press briefing that Hegseth authorized Adm. Frank Bradley to carry out the second strike, which reportedly killed two people who were hanging onto the burning vessel after an initial strike.” Wow. 12/1/25 thehill.com/homenews/562...
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In his defense, he was probably drunk.
Damn, this sucks. Hope Thom is ok soon and they're back at it. Really hoping for some US shows next year.
Radiohead are gutted to have to announce the postponement of the first two Copenhagen dates this week - tonight, Dec 1st and tomorrow, Dec 2nd. The shows have been rescheduled for Dec 15th and 16th respectively.
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Damn, this sucks. Hope Thom is ok soon and they're back at it. Really hoping for some US shows next year.
Happy Birthday, @mikelowetpt.bsky.social!!! Here's to all the Valentine's Day parties, Garden Taverns, Leigh Fordham stories, Cypress platforms, Hampton crews, donut robes, and everything else that's made the last 25+ years such a fuckin trip. I love you, buddy. I hope you have an amazing day!
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Happy Birthday, @mikelowetpt.bsky.social!!! Here's to all the Valentine's Day parties, Garden Taverns, Leigh Fordham stories, Cypress platforms, Hampton crews, donut robes, and everything else that's made the last 25+ years such a fuckin trip. I love you, buddy. I hope you have an amazing day!
Man, I don't know if Eze is who I would take off.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Man, I don't know if Eze is who I would take off.
As I was saying.....
I am once again reminded that Caicedo does thing he thinks a tough guy should do instead of actually just playing tough.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
As I was saying.....
Get that fucking cunt out of the game. BYE.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Get that fucking cunt out of the game. BYE.
I am once again reminded that Caicedo does thing he thinks a tough guy should do instead of actually just playing tough.
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I am once again reminded that Caicedo does thing he thinks a tough guy should do instead of actually just playing tough.
Is there a way I can bet on Paqueta having put money on himself getting a red card?
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Is there a way I can bet on Paqueta having put money on himself getting a red card?
If we win art the Bridge without Saliba OR Gabriel.....
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If we win art the Bridge without Saliba OR Gabriel.....