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28 | 🇭🇲 Astral Viktor, my beloved You may know me from such hit fics on AO3 featuring two gay boy scientists eternally yearning. I am in eternal jayvik hell. Come find me on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/thejadegoblin

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · May 23

#Jayvik AUs on my "to write" wishlist: mermaid au (can't decide if merjayce or merviktor)
Post-canon cottage by the stream (would be angst ending in fluff)
Ancient Greek AU (mayhaps a greek tragedy?)
Vampire AU (vampireviktor)
Witcher AU (witcherjayce, sorcerervik)
Steampunk AU
DnD AU perhaps

That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 10h

There is a simple pleasure in laying down somewhere and then just feeling the little paws of your pet as they use you as a fucking land bridge and just walk all over you

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 15h

Writers block kicking my ass but have some Once More wip

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 21h

We went one better, little crumb and little muffin but in Czech bc hes disgusting like that

That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 22h

Ok I need a nickname that Once More Viktor would have used for Jayce back in college that isn't like a generic petname, something that would come out when calming Jayce in a panic attack that he hasnt heard in years and would snap him out of it

That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just gonna come out and say it

Trans Viktor who exclusively tops is the superior jayvik dynamic

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 1d

For a long time it was touching go, and the twins were so tiny but they were alive and well. They just had to stay in the NICU for a while but when Viktor finally got to hold his little babies in his arms he burst into tears for hours

Viktors recovery was long, but he avoided depression thankfully

That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 1d

By the time Jayce gets wind of the sitch and gets to the hospital he can hear Viktor SCREAMIMG his name down the hallway and just books it

He cant even muster up the will to say he hates Jayce hes so scared he just holds his hand and screams for him while Jayce desperately tries to keep him calm

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus Christ I just had a THOUGHT for the vikjayce co-parenting au

Viktor went into labour like a month too early and Jayce was in an exam and couldn't answer the phone, so V took himself ro the hospital absolutely terrified

The twins birth was HELLA traumatic he thought he was gonna die

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 3d

"But Professor you both dont even wear rings--"

"So an absence ing of metal is your only piece of evidence to go off of, Naph? Get it together kid, youve been in both our classes, notice how consistently assign readings of EACH OTHER'S papers? Under Talis & Talis, no less? Think!'

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 3d

The students are even MORE shocked to learn theyre married (Jayce is the cool prof who insists everyone call him Jayce, Viktor wont answer unless they say Professor Talis) somehow none of their combined students connected the dots.

Viktor is very disappointed, he gives a surprise exam the next day

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 4d

I HAVE HAD A VISION!!

Professors Jayce and Viktor get into an elevator at the end of a crowded hallway.

Viktor shyly greets Jayce, who does a nonchalant Gio-like hello back. Then as the doors begin to close, V slams himself in for a kiss.

The students in the hall are SHOCKED

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 6d

Honestly with all my flare ups due to the changing weather i cant even focus to write more than a sentence these days so go full ham at this point

That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 7d

Also Jesus Viktor is just really beautiful and pretty and lovely and darling and gorgeous and breathtaking and diva

That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 7d

Commune Viktor means so much to me bc that man only ever wanted to help and to heal people and revive the Undercity he grew up in that Piltover left to rot, and for his pure intentions he got Arcane eugenics whispered in his ear and turned into a monster that HE HIMSELF was horrified by in the end

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 7d

I may not have a full fic but uhhh Once More may or may not have a jayvik lap sex scene...at some point

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 9d

Would sure love to stop rolling around in paralyzed anxiety and write something 🙃🙃🙃

That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 14d

Not to mention im DIZZY AS FUCK but yeahhh who gives a fuck if we cause a flare up with our bullshit scheduling I'll just fucking die 🤪

That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 14d

Im only my second overnight and im already so done and so tired im snapping at clients and not doing my job right bc im TOO TIRED

That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 14d

I will forever be pissed that work put me on FOUR FUCKING OVERNIGHTS in a row right after being told that i couldnt do more than two bc im fucking exhausted and my health is declining

That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 15d

IT IS DECIDED

two men in suits are shaking hands in an office with peacock written on the bottom

ALT: two men in suits are shaking hands in an office with peacock written on the bottom

media.tenor.com

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 15d

hnnggg to have viktor call jayce old petnames during a panic attack or not, that is the questionnnn

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 17d

That butrerfly is gonna be super important later on 👀👀

That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 17d

Decided to do the flashback in the beginning of the chapter bc Foreshadowingggg

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 18d

Them currently

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That One Guy @thejadegoblin.bsky.social · 18d

Quick whats something jayvik can be doing on the car trip up to the Alps before it starts snowing and they almost crash?

Ive currently got them playing I Spy and Viktor being thoroughly unimpressed with Jayce's performance