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TheHornyGayBear

@thehornygaybear.bsky.social

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Three Time Model-One Time Beauty Pageant Winner-Have Not Worked At Taco Bell Yet-Your Fake Internet Dad

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 3h

That way

a man in a black shirt with the letter r on the front

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 6h

Biblically accurate roleplay

TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 11h

Me on my way to get you

a woman is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with her hands on the steering wheel .

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 11h

POV - you're on the hood of my car blowing kisses through the windscreen at me as I lovingly speed down the interstate.

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

Please?

a close up of a cat 's face with a yellow arrow pointing to the right .

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

Deal

TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

You rn

a cat is laying on a pillow next to a bag of chips and a purple devil emoji .

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

*Chomp chomp*

a woman sitting at a table with a coca cola cup

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

an older woman is crying while leaning against a door .

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

Let's explore this

TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

Get into the spirit of the roleplay

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

I've never felt more seen

TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

🤤

TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

Bully someone together and gorge on our spoils

TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

The boy doth protest too much

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

Good boy

TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

New roleplay idea - I bully you and steal your wallet to go buy myself an inhumane amount of Reese's peanut butter cups.

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

Biblically accurate

TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

C'mon boy!

TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

Good boy!

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 1d

I've had a long day, I need a rub.

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 2d

donald duck is wearing a bow tie and a blue shirt

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 2d

a man is sitting at a table holding a sausage and making a funny face .

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 2d

Get up

a man is standing in the middle of a desert and saying too bad .

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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 2d

Rise and shine boys

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