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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · Jan 19

Final Tik Tok (1/3)

I don’t have words for how much this hurts. #TikTok became a 3rd place for so many of us in a time where 3rd places are being taken away. It was a place working people made side hustles that got them through. Where animal shelters saved so many pets lives.

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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 18h

I am not joking. This is not hyperbole. K Pop Demon Hunters should win album of the year. I don’t even know if it’ll be up for it or not. But regardless, that’s what album of the year is imo

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 1d

When you realize the reason why we still don’t have Elder Scrolls VI and Fallout 5 is because Bethesda decided to make Fallout 76 and Starfield instead 🥲

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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 1d

My no spoiler review of Critical Role Campaign 4 Espisode 4 is as follows:

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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 1d

Does anyone know why literally every falafel and shawarma joint has the best French fries on planet earth? They always do fries so good!

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 2d

This remains the funniest picture ever taken

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 4d

But we can’t even get a majority of American Citizens engaged enough vote. They’re that disengaged with the state of the world. They don’t feel compelled to even just vote. They’re not going to ever feel compelled to topple the most tyrannical military empire in human history. So like what do we do?

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 4d

It’s really hard to look at the state of the world and not be convinced that the bad guys won. That there’s nothing left to do but watch it all crash. We’re at the stage where the solution is to violently and aggressively over throw the United States Government, like right now.

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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 5d

No YOU’RE remodding Fallout 4 for the millionth time because it’s almost Fallout Day and YOU always have to play Fallout at the end of every October. I’m almost 40 and do grown up things, and stuff 👀

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 8d

Picked up Balatro last year and gave up after about 25 hours and no win. Went back to it a couple days ago, kept at it, and finally got my first win 🥲

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 10d

Tigers fans will have no idea how much Skubal was single handedly keeping the Tigers relevant until the penny pitching front office trades him and they wind up only winning 65-70 games. There is almost nothing else consistently productive about the Detroit Tigers.

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 11d

The Lions are gonna get clobbered by the Bucs on Monday, aren’t they? 😭

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 12d

At the absolute very least the Tigers need to fire the hitting couch. The entire Tigers offense can be stifled by just hurling off speed pitches low and outside. Hitting couch has to go. Also I doubt they’re gonna deal Torres, Greene, or Tork, but there cannot be many more chances for them.

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 12d

Getting adverts for the Church of Scientology of Chicago 🙅🏻‍♂️😬

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 14d

The Detroit Tigers season ending in a loss of an extremely winnable game because Greene and Tork decided to be the strike out bro’s and combine for 0 hits is kind of on brand for this squad. I genuinely would not mind dealing those two. Give the money to Carpenter and Skubal.

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 14d

And that’s the 2025 season for the Detroit Tigers. I’m just gonna leave this right here in case there’s any confusion on who deserves an extension and who can hit the road.

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🏳️‍🌈 Cordilia: The Variance 🏳️‍🌈 @cordilia.bsky.social · 14d

Tonight we become ghosts and carve some pumpkins and solve some puzzles with special guest @spazoidbunny.bsky.social

Doing that live thing for #FrightNightFriday with The Annual Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival

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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 16d

I love Critical Role so much ✨👌🏼😂

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 16d

How the hell did the Tigers win that game??? How is this team still playing baseball?? 😭😂😂😂

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 16d

I kind of hope this is the end of the Tigers seasons. I’ve never disliked a playoff team more. I just do not like them. They don’t care. Fire Scott Harris and AJ Hinch, then trade Greene, Baez, and Meadows, and possibly Tork. Skubal should be the only one they try to keep and they should pay him.

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 17d

Genuinely have no idea how this Tigers team is here. How did they make the playoffs? How did they win a playoff series? It’s baffling. This core doesn’t work. Skubal should get an extension. Everyone else, don’t even answer a phone call from them, or just trade them. This team stinks.

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 17d

Literally all you need to clear out this pathetic Tigers lineup is a slider outside. Gilbert is really only pitching just fine. These Tigers bats are simply wiffing air at anything low and outside

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 17d

With the way this Tigers team has absolutely no fight in them, especially when they get this behind this early, you can pretty much call this game over now. Tigers may be cooked I fear. Seattle’s looking primed to finish it up in Detroit

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 18d

My first time getting to Chronos! Lets GOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 18d

Hades II is incredible and Scylla is now one of my favorite boss fights in any game ever. I love this! ✨👌🏼😭🤣

A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 19d

So Taylor Swifts new album is a playlist at Starbucks and often, not all the time but it has happened, the music app won’t let us change it off of Showgirl. It forces a play through for the next hour, which I’m sure helps her streaming numbers probably since the app uses Spotify playlists.