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BerylliumCoffee @berylliumcoffee.bsky.social · 7h

A day and one more week and we will all be "Sharing is Caring" and "Mutton! Fresh Mutton!" and "bazongas" and oh! can't forget "my stomach seems to be empty again, when do we eat?"

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Rumble @rumble-beat.bsky.social · 1d

In case you haven't seen it, here's the video where I talk about redesigning Sy, as well as talk a little bit about what kind of character he is: youtu.be/KhOtXX8eeYo

Redesigning My Indie Game's Protagonist

YouTube video by Rumble Beat

youtu.be

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Rumble @rumble-beat.bsky.social · 1d

I've been chipping away at my next video, and I realized I never actually posted the finished character art from the last one! 😱Let me fix that real quick: Here's Sy!

#art #oc

Full body artwork of Sy Hawthorne, a tall, masculine human in his forties with tanned white skin, dark brown wavy hair with white strands pulled into a low ponytail, green eyes, and patchy, scruffy facial hair. He has high cheekbones and signs of age under his eyes and in the creases on his brow, and a scowl on his face. His ear lobes are pierced with round silver earrings. He has a sturdy build and stands straight with a somewhat widened stance, in preparation for a fight. His arms angle outward and in his right hand he tightly grips a hammer, and in his left hand a wooden stake. He is dressed in a faded blue denim jacket, a magenta button down work shirt with the first two buttons left open and the sleeves rolled and pushed up to the elbows, dark green pants with dirt stains on the knees, and fully laced up dark brown work boots. An orange braided lanyard is hanging from his back pocket, and he has a blue and lavender woven charm bracelet on his right wrist. Sy's shadow is cast in bright red behind him on a dark background.

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Tashu Cashew @tashucashew.bsky.social · 3d

It’s a good day to hide in your house #guineapig

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · 3d

.....girl...............

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · 3d

I guess she lives here now. #guineapig

A small brown and white guinea pig seen from above, nestled in a cardboard box surrounded by hay.

The side view of a cardboard hay box for guinea pigs with a small brown and white guinea pig visible inside of it

A guinea pig peeks her nose out of a hole in a cardboard box filled with hay.

A guinea pig bites down on the side of a cardboard box. She is inside the box and biting the edge of a hole.

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · 5d

I regret to inform everyone, I have become deceased. The cause.......... lil feets......

A brown and white guinea pig lounges in a fluffy bed with her paws extended in front of her, one paw resting on top of the other. She has a content expression

A brown and white guinea pig is stretched out on a fluffy bed with her paws extended in front of her. She has a relaxed expression.

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Guinea México 🇲🇽🐹 @guineamexico.bsky.social · 7d

Hola amigos, Pepe here🐹 just wanted to let you know that I'm doing fine, still struggling with my tooth issue🦷 but we think it's a good thing it's not getting worse. Sending lots of piggy kisses 😘 feel free to boop my snoot 👇

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · 7d

It's amazing to me how some guinea pigs can eat messy foods without getting so much as a stain on their lips... while others guinea pigs, who are otherwise very good at guinea-pig-ing, can't even eat lettuce without getting it all over them. Truly a mystery.

A small brown and white guinea pig stands on a towel and faces toward the camera. Her mouth and chin are soaked with green-tinted lettuce juice.

A small brown and white guinea pig stands on a towel and turns her head to look at the camera. Her mouth and chin are soaked with green-tinted lettuce juice.

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · 12d

This is SUCH a fun dynamic to DM, it's amazing.

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · 13d

omg........ forbidden love

Two guinea pigs stand nose to nose, one inside of a cardboard box and peeking out through a hole. The one outside lifts her nose up to greet the one inside.

Two guinea pigs stand nose to nose, one inside of a cardboard box with her head tilted toward the camera. The one outside lifts her nose up to sniff the one inside.

Two guinea pigs stand nose to nose, one inside of a cardboard box with her head turned directly toward the camera. The one outside lifts her nose up to sniff he one inside.

Two guinea pigs stand nose to nose, one inside of a cardboard box and nuzzling the other through a hole. The one outside lifts her nose up to nuzzle the one inside.

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Leach @mixterleach.bsky.social · 13d

This also happened roughly 5 minutes after my silly-ass bard tried to admonish him for thoughtlessly barreling on ahead. Making ME be the responsible one. As if!!

theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · 13d

Also important to note: the party has TWO (2) highly-capable rogues who can detect and disarm traps. Paladin did not consult either of them before opening this chest.

Malcontent @inertia-raptor.bsky.social · 13d

Favorite part of DnD tonight was my dumb of ass paladin opening a trapped chest with 0 thoughts

He's fine, he's got good dexterity and only took half the exploding damage lmao

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · 13d

Also important to note: the party has TWO (2) highly-capable rogues who can detect and disarm traps. Paladin did not consult either of them before opening this chest.

Malcontent @inertia-raptor.bsky.social · 13d

Favorite part of DnD tonight was my dumb of ass paladin opening a trapped chest with 0 thoughts

He's fine, he's got good dexterity and only took half the exploding damage lmao

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Rumble @rumble-beat.bsky.social · 14d

In my defense: look at how cool that stump is
#vtuber #envtuber #youtube #shorts
youtube.com/shorts/Nl28M...

Rumble went for a tumble... #vtuber #envtuber #toronto #naturewalk #funny #truestory #storytime

YouTube video by Rumble Beat

youtube.com

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · 26d

Tulip will officially be a year old next week, and while I still call her "Baby," she's no longer anything of the sort! I can't believe how small she used to be... truly a Guinea Pig Glow-Up. ✨

A photo taken in January 2025 of two guinea pigs: a large, tricolor adult and a tiny brown and white baby. Both guinea pigs are munching on lettuce.

A photo taken in September 2025 of the same two guinea pigs, now eating hay. The brown and white guinea pig is now fully grown, and even appears slightly larger than the tricolor pig because of the camera angle.

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · 29d

(Also. I can't stress enough that she was NOT stuck in there. She comes and goes freely through those lower openings- I literally watched her do it this morning before I left for work. She could have left the box at any time without chewing her way out.)

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · 29d

I was cleaning up from lunch when I heard the sound of a guinea pig engineer hard at work doing....... something. I'm not totally sure what she was trying to accomplish, but she seemed satisfied with the results.

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s a i r 🫀 BROKEN FINGER WRITING HIATUS @crushedmary.bsky.social · Sep 22

For someone with enough cat pics on their phone to fuel a nation I post surprisingly few of them

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Malcontent @inertia-raptor.bsky.social · Sep 20

Figured I'd promote my shop again, as I'm desperately trying to get funds while the job search is still ongoing

I have some pretty cute patterns for prehistoric creatures up for sale, if anyone wants to take a look and maybe grab some to make 💖
ko-fi.com/craftyraptor

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · Sep 20

Guinea pigs + grass = a delicious breakfast!! I don't have a lawn for them to munch, but they can keep the potted grass on the patio in check.

A tricolor guinea pig sits in a large flower pot with tall grass growing in it. She has buried her nose in the grass to take a big bite.

A brown and white guinea pig sits in a large flower pot with tall grass growing in it. She is daintily nibbling at the grass while looking back at the camera.

A brown and white guinea pig is pictured close up, munching on a mouthful of grass. She has a satisfied expression in her eyes.

A tricolor guinea pig sits in a large flower pot with tall grass growing in it. She is holding a mouthful of grass high, and her eyes are wide and shiny.

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · Sep 18

Not only is Vivi always very well-behaved while having her nails trimmed, she also reminds me when it's time by sticking out her lil toesies for me to see. (Remember to trim your guinea pigs' nails regularly!)

A tricolor guinea pig relaxes in a plastic pigloo, sticking her front paws out ahead of her. Her nails are rather long and need to be trimmed.

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · Sep 13

Look at this guinea pig. So round. So beautiful. Not a thought behind those eyes. I love her.

A tricolor guinea pig with black cheeks and a white stripe on her nose lounges comfortably in a plush bed. Her eyes are big and reflective, making her look especially cute and innocent.

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · Sep 9

I should probably clarify as a responsible pet owner that I only use the diffuser in my bedroom (NOT where the pigs live) with the door closed... guinea pig noses are too sensitive to be subjected to my smelly nonsense. They must be protected. My alchemical creations must be contained.

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theguineapig3 @theguineapig3.bsky.social · Sep 9

"You'd Be Prettier If You Smiled"

purpose: relaxation/sleep
top note: bergamot
middle note: lavender
base note: vanilla

Oh, this is like a hug. The smell is like somebody's wrapping me in a blanket and telling me everything's going to be alright. Something about that vanilla base is just... happy.

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