Geoffrey
@thegeoffey.bsky.social
Hi, my name is Geoffrey and I'm a Pisces
I love computers and hot tamales 🎶 🎶
🐻🖖🏼 Just a big gay geek from Dallas, TX, He/Him.
Reader, Trekkie, leftie
Flattery will get you everywhere
Telegram, Discord, Snapchat: TheGeoffey
I love computers and hot tamales 🎶 🎶
🐻🖖🏼 Just a big gay geek from Dallas, TX, He/Him.
Reader, Trekkie, leftie
Flattery will get you everywhere
Telegram, Discord, Snapchat: TheGeoffey
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Geoffrey
@thegeoffey.bsky.social
· Jul 3
Time to update this list a bit ... Things I'll automatically block over:
*TERFs
* -ists in general
*Pinkwashing
*Explaining my own lived history to me
*Comparing indentured servitude or the Barbary Pirates to the Transatlantic Slave Trade
*Social media scolds
*TERFs
* -ists in general
*Pinkwashing
*Explaining my own lived history to me
*Comparing indentured servitude or the Barbary Pirates to the Transatlantic Slave Trade
*Social media scolds
Geoffrey's Rules of the Game
1. Don't be a Jerk
2. Breathe
3. Read a Book
4. Laugh Out Loud
Corollary: Make Someone Laugh
5. Go Outside and Play
6. Drink Your Juice, Shelby
7. Learn Something New
8. Share the Wealth
9. Still, Like Air, I'll Rise
10. This Too Shall Pass
1. Don't be a Jerk
2. Breathe
3. Read a Book
4. Laugh Out Loud
Corollary: Make Someone Laugh
5. Go Outside and Play
6. Drink Your Juice, Shelby
7. Learn Something New
8. Share the Wealth
9. Still, Like Air, I'll Rise
10. This Too Shall Pass
I was going crazy ordering Christmas candy from the flying robot because yum
The capitalism gods temporarily saved me from myself by going over capacity
The capitalism gods temporarily saved me from myself by going over capacity
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I was going crazy ordering Christmas candy from the flying robot because yum
The capitalism gods temporarily saved me from myself by going over capacity
The capitalism gods temporarily saved me from myself by going over capacity
Sky cleared but the temp fell so it was a frosty morning and a great excuse to break out the winter clothing
I dislike snow but I love coats, scarves, gloves, etc ...
So this is me pretending it's colder than it actually is
(and the beanie is faux fur lined because of course it is)
I dislike snow but I love coats, scarves, gloves, etc ...
So this is me pretending it's colder than it actually is
(and the beanie is faux fur lined because of course it is)
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sky cleared but the temp fell so it was a frosty morning and a great excuse to break out the winter clothing
I dislike snow but I love coats, scarves, gloves, etc ...
So this is me pretending it's colder than it actually is
(and the beanie is faux fur lined because of course it is)
I dislike snow but I love coats, scarves, gloves, etc ...
So this is me pretending it's colder than it actually is
(and the beanie is faux fur lined because of course it is)
Some pretties From.our neighborhood
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Some pretties From.our neighborhood
Cuellar's probably still a crook and not to be trusted, but I am curious if he will publicize how much he had to pay for those two pardons
Realistically, seems to be a system in place that all the wealthy criminals know but oddly no one else has mentioned exists
Realistically, seems to be a system in place that all the wealthy criminals know but oddly no one else has mentioned exists
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Cuellar's probably still a crook and not to be trusted, but I am curious if he will publicize how much he had to pay for those two pardons
Realistically, seems to be a system in place that all the wealthy criminals know but oddly no one else has mentioned exists
Realistically, seems to be a system in place that all the wealthy criminals know but oddly no one else has mentioned exists
Useful skeet
I took my meds, if you haven't taken yours, here's your reminder
I took my meds, if you haven't taken yours, here's your reminder
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Useful skeet
I took my meds, if you haven't taken yours, here's your reminder
I took my meds, if you haven't taken yours, here's your reminder
I just learned about a new Most Cynical Christmas Song Ever
Fancy Like Christmas by Walker Hayes
youtu.be/vSEswwYaANA?...
Fancy Like Christmas by Walker Hayes
youtu.be/vSEswwYaANA?...
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I just learned about a new Most Cynical Christmas Song Ever
Fancy Like Christmas by Walker Hayes
youtu.be/vSEswwYaANA?...
Fancy Like Christmas by Walker Hayes
youtu.be/vSEswwYaANA?...
Fuck my diet, lunch is an Elphaba with a Steaming Pile (tater tots with a lot of crap on them)
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Fuck my diet, lunch is an Elphaba with a Steaming Pile (tater tots with a lot of crap on them)
I placed a grocery order this morning; the instacart shopper chick was substituting and/or refunding items faster than I could look at the changes
I'll give her credit for hustling doing something I didn't want to - but damn, breathe, baby, and look for items
I'll give her credit for hustling doing something I didn't want to - but damn, breathe, baby, and look for items
a man in a yellow shirt with the number 3 on it is pushing a cart in a supermarket .
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt with the number 3 on it is pushing a cart in a supermarket .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I placed a grocery order this morning; the instacart shopper chick was substituting and/or refunding items faster than I could look at the changes
I'll give her credit for hustling doing something I didn't want to - but damn, breathe, baby, and look for items
I'll give her credit for hustling doing something I didn't want to - but damn, breathe, baby, and look for items
After seeing this, I looked and was surprised to discover it's been in my TBR pile for the past 6 years. It's usually the sort of thing I read immediately.
It's back on my kindle now and closer to actually getting ready this time ....
It's back on my kindle now and closer to actually getting ready this time ....
You ever read American War? It felt very prescient and terrifying all at once. Also getting this link taught me that Mamdani read it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America...
American War (novel) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
After seeing this, I looked and was surprised to discover it's been in my TBR pile for the past 6 years. It's usually the sort of thing I read immediately.
It's back on my kindle now and closer to actually getting ready this time ....
It's back on my kindle now and closer to actually getting ready this time ....
The stripper at Denny's having pancakes after work made me think I need to go listen to Tina's Private Dancer album; it's been too long and it's perfect
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The stripper at Denny's having pancakes after work made me think I need to go listen to Tina's Private Dancer album; it's been too long and it's perfect
The stripper at Denny's having pancakes after work made me think I need to go listen to Tina's Private Dancer album; it's been too long and it's perfect
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The stripper at Denny's having pancakes after work made me think I need to go listen to Tina's Private Dancer album; it's been too long and it's perfect
Reposted by Geoffrey
Hi, God? Instead of weather today, can you just make it look like someone forgot to turn on the sky?
... great
... great
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hi, God? Instead of weather today, can you just make it look like someone forgot to turn on the sky?
... great
... great
The creepiest part was how many US media outlets reported on this "award" as if it was a real thing and not a made up thing to appease a childish bully
Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The creepiest part was how many US media outlets reported on this "award" as if it was a real thing and not a made up thing to appease a childish bully
Well that was a fucked up dream I can't remember anything else about ...
Good not quite morning, rainbow people, I guess I'm awake now
Good not quite morning, rainbow people, I guess I'm awake now
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Well that was a fucked up dream I can't remember anything else about ...
Good not quite morning, rainbow people, I guess I'm awake now
Good not quite morning, rainbow people, I guess I'm awake now
Today in Sports News
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Today in Sports News
For all my GenX and elder Millennial queers:
Not to ruin your day, but Mr Roper was 52 and Mrs Roper 46 when Three's Company premiered ...
You're no longer Jack or Chrissy, my loves
Not to ruin your day, but Mr Roper was 52 and Mrs Roper 46 when Three's Company premiered ...
You're no longer Jack or Chrissy, my loves
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
For all my GenX and elder Millennial queers:
Not to ruin your day, but Mr Roper was 52 and Mrs Roper 46 when Three's Company premiered ...
You're no longer Jack or Chrissy, my loves
Not to ruin your day, but Mr Roper was 52 and Mrs Roper 46 when Three's Company premiered ...
You're no longer Jack or Chrissy, my loves
When did I turn into a grandpa with my content consumption?
So many of the things I watch/listen to regularly I would have turned my nose up at 30yrs ago
(Bet you cashmoney that '30yrs ago' is a big part of the answer 😁)
So many of the things I watch/listen to regularly I would have turned my nose up at 30yrs ago
(Bet you cashmoney that '30yrs ago' is a big part of the answer 😁)
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When did I turn into a grandpa with my content consumption?
So many of the things I watch/listen to regularly I would have turned my nose up at 30yrs ago
(Bet you cashmoney that '30yrs ago' is a big part of the answer 😁)
So many of the things I watch/listen to regularly I would have turned my nose up at 30yrs ago
(Bet you cashmoney that '30yrs ago' is a big part of the answer 😁)
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
Reposted by Geoffrey
I'll be watching, but it's weird that they're being portrayed like contestants on a sexy reality TV competition
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'll be watching, but it's weird that they're being portrayed like contestants on a sexy reality TV competition
Reposted by Geoffrey
🚨NEW #BOOMLAWYERED🚨
An abortion pill bounty hunter law goes into effect in Texas TODAY.
The law allows a person to file a lawsuit against an abortion pill provider/manufacturer/distributor. If they win the lawsuit and are related to the fetus, they get 100K. If they're not related, they get 10K.
An abortion pill bounty hunter law goes into effect in Texas TODAY.
The law allows a person to file a lawsuit against an abortion pill provider/manufacturer/distributor. If they win the lawsuit and are related to the fetus, they get 100K. If they're not related, they get 10K.
Texas Ups the Ante on Its Fight Against Abortion Pills (Podcast)
What you need to know about who the legislation targets, and what it could mean for the future of abortion access nationwide.
rewirenewsgroup.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
🚨NEW #BOOMLAWYERED🚨
An abortion pill bounty hunter law goes into effect in Texas TODAY.
The law allows a person to file a lawsuit against an abortion pill provider/manufacturer/distributor. If they win the lawsuit and are related to the fetus, they get 100K. If they're not related, they get 10K.
An abortion pill bounty hunter law goes into effect in Texas TODAY.
The law allows a person to file a lawsuit against an abortion pill provider/manufacturer/distributor. If they win the lawsuit and are related to the fetus, they get 100K. If they're not related, they get 10K.