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Texas Toon

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Englishman living in Texas | Newcastle United | F1 | Star Wars | 3D Printing | NASA | Jake Humphrey’s Mum’s biggest fan.

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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 11h

The piss tank on the ISS is now 19% full.

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 11h

a man with a surprised look on his face .

ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face .

media.tenor.com

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 11h

Ironically “Klopp out” and Slot out” sound like something inappropriate to say to a lady. #LFC

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 11h

Legend isn’t a big enough word

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 13h

The Klopp inertia is running out

Squirt Cobain Ⓥ @nufcmonkey.bsky.social · 14h

Slot is a fraud!!! Found out!!!

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 17h

I agree

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 17h

He’s a chaos agent, his “Labrador chasing a balloon” energy is often what we need.

Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 18h

I think Osula has found his position. 15 minute berzerka role.

#NUFC

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 17h

Blocked that knob a while ago, almost every post is a horrific bad-take.

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah, I could but now I’m too irritated lol

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 18h

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 18h

It’s entirely possible to love Dan Burn and consider him an underrated center back and a club legend, whilst also thinking he’s a liability at left back, these opinions are allowed to exist at the same time. #NUFC

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 18h

So, I pay $20 a month for DAZN, but I’ve got to pay $60 to watch Parker Vs Wardley? Fuck that. #Boxing

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 18h

I kind of envy you for that

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 18h

Things I’d never think I’d say:

“Thank god we kept Osula”

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 18h

That was uncomfortable as fuck, but 3 points is all that matters.

Paul Stothard @paul-stothard.bsky.social · 18h

What a horrible, gut-wrenching win.

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 19h

Our defenders need to desperately learn how to clear the fucking ball

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 19h

Howe needs to play the Champions League theme in the dressing room before Premier League games

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 19h

That was coming

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 20h

Tim Howard on Nick Woltermade : “the number 9 shirt weighs heavy at Newcastle United”

So heavy it’s changed to 27.

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 21h

Let’s start putting every criminals immigration status on every news story for added context, or not at all.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 1d

When Darwin Nunez left the Premier League we were bereft. He was easily the funnest guy to draw in the whole league, a manic embodiment of himbo golden retriever energy. Best of all though, he had a brilliant face.

Anyway, it’s early days, but I think we’ve found our new muse

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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 2d

The piss tank on the ISS is now 61% full.

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 2d

First time voting as a citizen #Immigrants

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 2d

Same reason you keep stalking NUFC tagged posts?

Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 3d

Did he miraculously get more goals and assists when looking at another app?