Texas Toon
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Englishman living in Texas | Newcastle United | F1 | Star Wars | 3D Printing | NASA | Jake Humphrey’s Mum’s biggest fan.
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I dont want eddie gone.
I do want him to be more adventurous in his team selection, more dynamic in managing the game, and more willing to change a system that isnt working.
#NUFC
I do want him to be more adventurous in his team selection, more dynamic in managing the game, and more willing to change a system that isnt working.
#NUFC
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I dont want eddie gone.
I do want him to be more adventurous in his team selection, more dynamic in managing the game, and more willing to change a system that isnt working.
#NUFC
I do want him to be more adventurous in his team selection, more dynamic in managing the game, and more willing to change a system that isnt working.
#NUFC
Trying and struggling to view this result calmly, I suppose one flukey one in a million OG aside and that was just a poor but tense 0-0. #NUFC
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Trying and struggling to view this result calmly, I suppose one flukey one in a million OG aside and that was just a poor but tense 0-0. #NUFC
It’s time for some new managerial ideas, I’d rather those ideas come from Howe rather than change manager but something needs to give. #NUFC
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It’s time for some new managerial ideas, I’d rather those ideas come from Howe rather than change manager but something needs to give. #NUFC
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 52% full.
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 52% full.
This seems so close to being the best business collaboration ever.
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This seems so close to being the best business collaboration ever.
Seems weird to me that racist Americans who hate immigrants seem to be obsessed with being either Irish or Vikings.
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Seems weird to me that racist Americans who hate immigrants seem to be obsessed with being either Irish or Vikings.
“Now play 5 at the back”
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“Now play 5 at the back”
Weapons-grade karma after the Isak debacle, I hope he goes on strike lol
🚨⚠️ Arne Slot tells Prime Video Sport: “The situation with Salah is from far ideal. Not good for anyone”. “Not for the club, not for the team, not for him as well. So far from ideal. We reacted in the way we did and not to take him here. That’s why we felt about his comments”.
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Weapons-grade karma after the Isak debacle, I hope he goes on strike lol
Movie you’ve seen more than 6 times that is NOT Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar. Respond with a gif.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Movie you’ve seen more than 6 times that is NOT Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar. Respond with a gif.
Called it 😂
You’ll need one for Jacob Murphy too, Isak is shite without him. #NUFC
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Called it 😂
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FREE SALAH 🙏
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
FREE SALAH 🙏
In a parallel universe, we sold the rat to Liverpool and got Ekitke instead.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
In a parallel universe, we sold the rat to Liverpool and got Ekitke instead.
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If you're Slot, Ekitike > Ratboy
If you're Ekitike, Ekitike > Ratboy
If you're a Liverpool fan, Ekitike > Ratboy
If you're Ratboy, Ekitike > Ratboy
Nobody thinks you should be starting mate
If you're Ekitike, Ekitike > Ratboy
If you're a Liverpool fan, Ekitike > Ratboy
If you're Ratboy, Ekitike > Ratboy
Nobody thinks you should be starting mate
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If you're Slot, Ekitike > Ratboy
If you're Ekitike, Ekitike > Ratboy
If you're a Liverpool fan, Ekitike > Ratboy
If you're Ratboy, Ekitike > Ratboy
Nobody thinks you should be starting mate
If you're Ekitike, Ekitike > Ratboy
If you're a Liverpool fan, Ekitike > Ratboy
If you're Ratboy, Ekitike > Ratboy
Nobody thinks you should be starting mate
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If you’d have offered me 7 points from Man City, Everton and Tottenham I’d have ripped your arm off.
⚫️⚪️⚫️ How many times do I have to say it... don't panic.
7pts from 9, #nufc are getting better & they intend to invest in January.
Analysis as a BIG December starts with frustration 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
7pts from 9, #nufc are getting better & they intend to invest in January.
Analysis as a BIG December starts with frustration 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Eddie Howe's Newcastle have an unexpected problem
That £250m summer spend hasn't fixed Newcastle's biggest issue
inews.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If you’d have offered me 7 points from Man City, Everton and Tottenham I’d have ripped your arm off.
Clearly neither Ramsdale or Pope are the perfect keeper, maybe you could Frankenstein one between them, but I agree with Kev, i Think Pope saves those two.
Think pope saves that btw. Fuck me though. So weak. #nufc
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Clearly neither Ramsdale or Pope are the perfect keeper, maybe you could Frankenstein one between them, but I agree with Kev, i Think Pope saves those two.
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