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Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 1h

The problem is thinking the third one is a team. After reading the newsletter, I’m pretty sure the third is Coach O.

Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 22h

Candy by Foxy Brown is another obvious Halloween song.

Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 2d

Necessary Roughness was one of my favorite movies as a teenager.

I’m still disappointed that Texas State kept the Bobcats as the mascot when the school changed names to officially become Texas Stare.

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Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 5d

a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

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Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 5d

His hat is invisible but still shows the outline like Wonder Woman’s jet.

Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 5d

The Oklahoma radio announcers were screaming about how stupid it was, including “If I’m Florida, I’m revoking the contract right now!”

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Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 5d

Punishment for McAfee and everyone who enables him every time he calls BYU the Soakers on Gameday.

a man in a military uniform has the words right to jail on his chest

ALT: a man in a military uniform has the words right to jail on his chest

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Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 7d

I, sadly, did not need to be reminded.

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Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 8d

I love and will eat them all. However, I like the concept of orecchiette, but they tend to try to nest in each other no matter how much space they have in the water, and that ends up making some stacks of little ear-shaped pasta that aren’t cooked evenly with the rest of the batch.

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Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 8d

These unis 1. are sick, and 2. could pass as PTKU uniforms.

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Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 8d

I appreciate that they are recycling the waste rather than Dave Matthews Band-ing it down on all of us.

ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 8d

The piss tank on the ISS is now 40% full.

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Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 8d

Picked in 1925 for its long life, died in April 1926. Amazing. 😂

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Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 9d

I note that this wording means he’s free to go take a high school job without having to pay anything.

Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 9d

Oh dang. He has time between doing Big Noon and tweeting out stupid things?

Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 10d

He also wants to slide into the DMs of sexual assault victims to argue with them and to call escorts on his work phone, so maybe his judgement of what he wants isn’t the best.

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Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 10d

The real help tip in all of these books is “find a way to get people to pay you money to claim you’re helping them while doing nothing.” Same for business and financial books.

Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 10d

Coincidentally why Meyer suddenly retired from Florida.

(Ok, not entirely accurate.)

Craig @thefount.bsky.social · 10d

I love corporate branding so much.

“We spent several hundred thousand dollars on a tiny change to a logo, so now you must use the new logo and only within this set of rules and all related text must use the following font and colors.”

Me: Yeah, here’s my presentation in all black and white.

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