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Bryan • 36m • NSFW • I’m usually talking about baseball, Magic, metal, racing, or my wife. #🟦
Doing hillclimbs in prewar cars might be the only cool thing about being Br!t!sh
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Doing hillclimbs in prewar cars might be the only cool thing about being Br!t!sh
If Schwarber signs with the Pirates he won’t even hit 20 HR next season
Or he won’t listen to the coach staff, do his own thing, and be a one way ticket out of the city at the trade deadline
Or he won’t listen to the coach staff, do his own thing, and be a one way ticket out of the city at the trade deadline
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If Schwarber signs with the Pirates he won’t even hit 20 HR next season
Or he won’t listen to the coach staff, do his own thing, and be a one way ticket out of the city at the trade deadline
Or he won’t listen to the coach staff, do his own thing, and be a one way ticket out of the city at the trade deadline
Every person who makes video game editorial content in very late 2025 on YT is either a nakeyjakey or austinany ripoff and that rules because they both are sweet
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Every person who makes video game editorial content in very late 2025 on YT is either a nakeyjakey or austinany ripoff and that rules because they both are sweet
SNOW
GAME
IN
BUFFALO
GAME
IN
BUFFALO
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
SNOW
GAME
IN
BUFFALO
GAME
IN
BUFFALO
I have 6 episodes of ATLA left. Two episodes are 50 minutes long and the last episode is an hour 1/2.
I am in for some shit
I am in for some shit
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I have 6 episodes of ATLA left. Two episodes are 50 minutes long and the last episode is an hour 1/2.
I am in for some shit
I am in for some shit
Yall really let a twitch streaming win the fia world championship
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Yall really let a twitch streaming win the fia world championship
The “cosplay” tag on porn tube sites didn’t appear until Blizzard in 2016 told everyone to stop making porn of their characters in Overwatch
Have a good Saturday
Have a good Saturday
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The “cosplay” tag on porn tube sites didn’t appear until Blizzard in 2016 told everyone to stop making porn of their characters in Overwatch
Have a good Saturday
Have a good Saturday
Is HAM wash or is the Ferrari just that bad?
I watch this sport like twice a year
I watch this sport like twice a year
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Is HAM wash or is the Ferrari just that bad?
I watch this sport like twice a year
I watch this sport like twice a year
I thought the game awards were tonight and am thoroughly disappointed
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I thought the game awards were tonight and am thoroughly disappointed
I had a Big Mac for the first time in like 20 fucking years the other day and it can’t be understated how well it hit the spot
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I had a Big Mac for the first time in like 20 fucking years the other day and it can’t be understated how well it hit the spot
Some people never seen anything as cool as shadow the hedgehog being introduced in sonic adventure 2 and goddammit I wish I was that simple
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Some people never seen anything as cool as shadow the hedgehog being introduced in sonic adventure 2 and goddammit I wish I was that simple
The best front-to-back emo album ever created is being played in full tonight and I am unable to go 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The best front-to-back emo album ever created is being played in full tonight and I am unable to go 🙃
Sydney Sweeney seems to be racing Karoline Leavitt for that post-menopausal look at 28
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Sydney Sweeney seems to be racing Karoline Leavitt for that post-menopausal look at 28
I am a two bit hack
(Listen to that Knox album btw it’s the best pop album of the year hands down)
(Listen to that Knox album btw it’s the best pop album of the year hands down)
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I am a two bit hack
(Listen to that Knox album btw it’s the best pop album of the year hands down)
(Listen to that Knox album btw it’s the best pop album of the year hands down)
Spotify Wrapped predictions:
Top artist: Spiritbox
Top song: Tsunami Sea
Top album: Tsunami Sea
Top artist: Spiritbox
Top song: Tsunami Sea
Top album: Tsunami Sea
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Spotify Wrapped predictions:
Top artist: Spiritbox
Top song: Tsunami Sea
Top album: Tsunami Sea
Top artist: Spiritbox
Top song: Tsunami Sea
Top album: Tsunami Sea
It is once again soup day in america folks
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It is once again soup day in america folks
Thinking about the sun & moon anime again and how turning pokemon into looney tunes is something that should have happened 30 years ago
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Thinking about the sun & moon anime again and how turning pokemon into looney tunes is something that should have happened 30 years ago
I didn’t want to go to work today anyway thanks snow
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I didn’t want to go to work today anyway thanks snow
I hate that I have to break this to you but “dude” “girl” and “bro” are gender neutral terms
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I hate that I have to break this to you but “dude” “girl” and “bro” are gender neutral terms
P3 in that big turd
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
P3 in that big turd
Only 8 players ever played in the north ever on Miami? Pitt by 1000
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Only 8 players ever played in the north ever on Miami? Pitt by 1000
getting trampled for a Furby in 1998 > getting trampled for a Stanley cup in 2025
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
getting trampled for a Furby in 1998 > getting trampled for a Stanley cup in 2025
Went to Target for coffee creamer
It was a mistake
It was a mistake
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Went to Target for coffee creamer
It was a mistake
It was a mistake
This went from saturday morning cartoon show to game of thrones in two episodes at the end of season one
Sigh
So do I watch avatar the last airbender (2005) to understand the magic set or do I just move on with my life please someone that I trust have an opinion on this cartoon
So do I watch avatar the last airbender (2005) to understand the magic set or do I just move on with my life please someone that I trust have an opinion on this cartoon
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This went from saturday morning cartoon show to game of thrones in two episodes at the end of season one