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Bob
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Computer botherer and occasional physicist. What I lack in talent I more than lack in enthusiasm.
Pinned
I can even, I simply choose not to.
“Watch what you say, lads, I’m starting to think we may have an imposter among us.”
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
@mooseallain.bsky.social Saw this,and it sounds like something you might draw:
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Charlie Cale, because that would tend to imply that I had spent my last days in the presence of Charlie Cale.
October 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Whenever we watch Taskmaster with subtitles, it warns us of “adult humour” but says nothing at all about the downright puerile humour.
July 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
THAT DUCK IS TWERKING.
July 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Because I’m a #MessyBitch.
July 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Can everyone imagine I have just posted a pixel-perfect photoshop of Kavan Novak on a Star Wars poster, titled NANDOR and skip straight to telling me how impressive my skillz are, please?
July 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
New stock phrase.
This I take to be as bad a juncture as ever I observed.
July 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Is the back of my envelope vaguely correct in saying that Rubin’s total field of view is ~ 25 square degrees ≈ 0.06% of the sky? So this crop would be 1/1000th of that?
June 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
What’s a little e^i(kx - ωt) between friends? #PlaneWave #Physics
June 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
What’s a little e^i(kx - ωt) between friends?
June 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I had to close my patisserie. Just made too many losseroles.
June 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A book known for not only explaining gravity but putting a fairly sizeable dent in spacetime itself.
June 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
And now my iPad’s throwing shade.
June 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Got to my late 40s before learning that there’s only one ‘s’ in ‘just deserts’. Had a whole assumed etymology in mind and everything.
June 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Miscegenation!
June 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Can’t disagree, but Scissor Sisters’ Take Me Out is another favourite of mine.
May 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Bob
Knocked over a glass of water earlier. Good job I’m a pessimist.
May 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Knocked over a glass of water earlier. Good job I’m a pessimist.
May 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I do love a good daytime moon.
May 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Spotify’s served me a track by a band that used to be a Pink Floyd tribute act, and oh my god you can tell. It’s like listening to Aldi own-brand packaging.
May 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I was in a pub discussion on degrees of swearing many years ago. One woman was talking about the inherent misogyny of it. She didn’t help her cause by explaining “If you’re a cunt you’re a right bastard, but if you’re a dick you’re just a bit of a twat.”
May 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What if I’m a middle child? #Physics
May 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Take 5 is fantastic, but worth noting it’s the only one on Time Out not written by Brubeck. Paul Desmond, the (sublime) saxophonist. </jazz_bore>
May 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Textbook authors be like “For the proof of X, see exercise 10.3.” Then

“Exercise 10.3: prove X”

#Physics
May 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM