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Bunny Thee Dog

@thedogthatbites.bsky.social

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she/he | intersex | BPD/schizoaffective/ADHD/DID | fav game is saying 'pick' to people who ask what i am bc thats shit is so funny tbh | lonkboarding 100

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Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 11d

Sometimes I think I'm still the bastard I was, then I remember the absolute freak out some people have over the fact that kids are people too, and DESERVE. To be allowed in parking lots, malls, parks, and markets at ANY age.

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Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 3h

Average uhaul lebanese

Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 6d

Bitch you're a cat. I'M the puppy girl. And I did piss on your bed and floor.
Stolen valor.
Know your place, RAT.

Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 6d

Just gave a 5/10 yelp review on dick and my wife TOLD THEM ABOUT IT. i was making jokes like "hpw can you be BAD at cranking hog????" And @filthys3w3rrat.bsky.social shared that w the poor woman. 💀💀💀

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scruf @snoozecanthrope.bsky.social · 7d

It's absolutely the furry version of "I've been getting really into yogurt lately" and it actually rules

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Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 7d

@filthys3w3rrat.bsky.social im the gold medalist 5 times over for the US in the "jump to conclusion" sector

may @maysuser.name · 7d

the world's most bpd girl x her girlfriend who forgets to reply to messages

Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 7d

Nah theyd watch that. I knpw they exist.

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Minilla Jovovich 🍉 @minillajovovich.bsky.social · 7d

*british funny lady dies*

me: aw-- no wait

*checks wikipedia for "controversial statements on gender identity", sees nothing*

[cont'd] awwwwwwwww

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Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 7d

It/Fae would go so hard for a mushroom. Also, Nebula.

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🐈Rex Parker🐈‍⬛ ✏️ 🧐 @rexparker.bsky.social · 7d

I hate that I am now someone who regularly thinks of himself as a “taxpayer.” Such old man shit.

And yet, ahem, “as a taxpayer, I can’t believe my money funds the American gestapo but doesn’t feed children”

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 7d

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Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 7d

I wouldn't have been born. But assuming i was, i would've died at birth. But assuming i survived that, i would've died at 4 because of a giant face gash that went across my eye. assuming i survived that, i would've died at 8/7/9 from strwp, bronchitis, chronic constipation and toxic shock.

Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 7d

Sigh.... You frame me.

Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 8d

I cant find any who want TWO girlfriends. They're all monogamous, and thats what stops me every time i meet one lol.

Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 8d

Huh??

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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 8d

I think it's telling that

"the left is in a bubble where no contradiction occurs"

exists as a trope alongside

"the left is a circular firing squad bent on self destruction."

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Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 8d

Where isnmy wifeeeeeee ughhhhhhh this is os ttagic im gonna perish without her tbh

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 8d

If the person you are dating doesn't like the Muppets

That is a red flag 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 8d

@filthys3w3rrat.bsky.social gets this one lolol

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Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 8d

Kinda bittersweet tbh. Like yeah its cool thatni sounded male, but sometimes i wanr girl so notnreally.. What ifninsound like man while wantnhenyirl andnindonrnrealise

Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 8d

The wife screamed and covered herself up when i walked in
She said i sounded like a cis man
I had my voice WAY too relaxed ig lol
I was gone for like two or three days and my voice dropped

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 8d

Pride is me dressed as Magneto for Halloween yelling how I am the Superior Homo

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Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 8d

Me when my wife wears tiny skirts to work tbh
Literally nothing to be sax about tehre idj whats wrong w me

Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 8d

Saw someone say "they have too much candy to eat! They cant eat all that!" Were you never a kid? Yeah they can eat an entire overflowing pillowcase. In a few days, actually.

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Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 8d

I could drawn fur ur fursoma poorlu if you wany :))))

Bunny Thee Dog @thedogthatbites.bsky.social · 8d

I hear good things about kamen rider from my gay older brother. I dont have him anymore but i do rmemeber he liekd kamen rider lolol.