The DOGE Catcher
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“Desperate American Voluntarily Self—Deports to the Vatican”
www.nbcnews.com/world/the-va...
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Robert Francis Prevost becomes first U.S.-born pope
Latest news and live updates as the election process for the next pope continues. The cardinals met for their first conclave vote last night.
www.nbcnews.com
May 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“Desperate American Voluntarily Self—Deports to the Vatican”
www.nbcnews.com/world/the-va...
www.nbcnews.com/world/the-va...
Border wall selfie tour: $500
Custom MAGA passport cover: $35
Citizenship test prep guide: $49.95
Getting waved through while others get caged: PRICELESS
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Trump Visa. 🙄
www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
Custom MAGA passport cover: $35
Citizenship test prep guide: $49.95
Getting waved through while others get caged: PRICELESS
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Trump Visa. 🙄
www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
A ‘Trump Card Visa’ Is Already Showing Up in Immigration Forms
Donald Trump has proposed launching a “gold card” program offering US residency for $5 million. Elon Musk’s DOGE has begun rolling out the technology to enable it.
www.wired.com
May 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Border wall selfie tour: $500
Custom MAGA passport cover: $35
Citizenship test prep guide: $49.95
Getting waved through while others get caged: PRICELESS
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Trump Visa. 🙄
www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
Custom MAGA passport cover: $35
Citizenship test prep guide: $49.95
Getting waved through while others get caged: PRICELESS
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Trump Visa. 🙄
www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
JD Vance: “We want them to come, we want them to watch the game. But when the time’s up, they’ll have to go home. Otherwise they’ll have to talk to Secretary Noem.”
…in a quarry, no doubt. 😳
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
…in a quarry, no doubt. 😳
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
‘They’ll have to go home’: Trump’s World Cup taskforce dismisses fears but warns visitors
Donald Trump convened the first meeting of his administration’s 2026 World Cup taskforce on Tuesday in a public event at the White House
www.theguardian.com
May 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
JD Vance: “We want them to come, we want them to watch the game. But when the time’s up, they’ll have to go home. Otherwise they’ll have to talk to Secretary Noem.”
…in a quarry, no doubt. 😳
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
…in a quarry, no doubt. 😳
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Somebody let Pete Hegseth in the cockpit again 🍺🍺🍺
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Second fighter jet crashes into the sea after landing failure on USS Harry S. Truman
The F/A-18 Super Hornet failed to catch the arresting wire upon landing, the second time a jet has gone off the ship’s deck and into the Red Sea in eight days.
www.nbcnews.com
May 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Somebody let Pete Hegseth in the cockpit again 🍺🍺🍺
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Betting money this is because THE ROCK was on TV. Next time THE PURGE or THE HUNGER GAMES air, we’re doomed.
May 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Betting money this is because THE ROCK was on TV. Next time THE PURGE or THE HUNGER GAMES air, we’re doomed.
Grrrifters all the way down.
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DOGE aide dismantling CFPB owns stock in companies that could benefit from cuts
Gavin Kliger helped oversee mass firings at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau while holding stock in companies that experts say likely stand to benefit from dismantling that agency — a ...
www.dailykos.com
May 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Grrrifters all the way down.
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
WANTED: Code Lords & Crypto Chads to Dismantle Democracy. Pronouns = Bro/Bros. Must like muskrats. $190k.
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Here Are the Job Titles and Salary Ranges of Some DOGE Staffers
A list released to FOIA Files by the Office of Personnel Management gives color on the individuals executing DOGE priorities. Among other things it reveals their salary ranges, job titles and official...
www.bloomberg.com
May 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
WANTED: Code Lords & Crypto Chads to Dismantle Democracy. Pronouns = Bro/Bros. Must like muskrats. $190k.
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Trump: “Elon told me Mars is red, so obviously they support me. Everybody knows that. The poll numbers there are tremendous.” 🙄
www.cnbc.com/2025/05/02/n...
www.cnbc.com/2025/05/02/n...
Trump aims to cut $6 billion from NASA budget, shifting $1 billion to Mars-focused missions
The Trump administration is floating a plan to trim about $6 billion from the budget of NASA while emphasizing the importance of going to Mars.
www.cnbc.com
May 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Trump: “Elon told me Mars is red, so obviously they support me. Everybody knows that. The poll numbers there are tremendous.” 🙄
www.cnbc.com/2025/05/02/n...
www.cnbc.com/2025/05/02/n...
All your Starbase are belong to Musk.
apnews.com/article/star...
apnews.com/article/star...
The home of Elon Musk's SpaceX could become an official Texas city called Starbase
Elon Musk has for years made Texas his business home and playground as he launches rockets and builds cars in the Lone Star state.
apnews.com
May 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
All your Starbase are belong to Musk.
apnews.com/article/star...
apnews.com/article/star...
It's like STAR WARS, except with more billionaires and narcissism.
www.npr.org/2025/04/29/n...
www.npr.org/2025/04/29/n...
Amazon launches its first internet satellites to compete against SpaceX's Starlinks
Stargazers oppose the fast-growing constellations of low-orbiting satellites, arguing they spoil observations. Others fear more satellite collisions.
www.npr.org
May 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's like STAR WARS, except with more billionaires and narcissism.
www.npr.org/2025/04/29/n...
www.npr.org/2025/04/29/n...
Only 1,360 days left of Trump 2.0! 🙄
April 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Only 1,360 days left of Trump 2.0! 🙄
Hey, Canada! Congrats on your election. Can we interest you in a new province? Pre-owned, slightly used, with minor constitutional cracks. Reduced price after recent Management change. A real fixer-upper. Whaddaya say, eh?
April 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hey, Canada! Congrats on your election. Can we interest you in a new province? Pre-owned, slightly used, with minor constitutional cracks. Reduced price after recent Management change. A real fixer-upper. Whaddaya say, eh?
No, that's just Elon Musk's astronomically large ego out there.
www.cnn.com/2025/04/28/s...
www.cnn.com/2025/04/28/s...
Scientists discover massive molecular cloud close to Earth | CNN
Named Eos, the cloud of gas would appear huge in the night sky if visible to the naked eye and could shed light on solar system formation.
www.cnn.com
April 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
No, that's just Elon Musk's astronomically large ego out there.
www.cnn.com/2025/04/28/s...
www.cnn.com/2025/04/28/s...
We just used DOGE’s API to access their Wall of Receipts. The very first line item we randomly checked revealed a claim inflated by $781m (not to mention the program they cut was for polio immunizations).
April 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We just used DOGE’s API to access their Wall of Receipts. The very first line item we randomly checked revealed a claim inflated by $781m (not to mention the program they cut was for polio immunizations).
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April 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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If you go to my profile you will find 27 more starter packs of badass feminists.
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“Press Star if you’re Jewish” 🫠
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Trump Administration Texted College Professors’ Personal Phones to Ask If They’re Jewish
“Barnard was not given advance notice of this outreach,” the college’s general counsel wrote in an email to faculty.
theintercept.com
April 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“Press Star if you’re Jewish” 🫠
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go.bsky.app/69g8mtk so many rights are being stripped due process,this is a violation of the constitution. One right after another. This is where we stop and resist this.
We need to wake up America. Follow and support on another
We need to wake up America. Follow and support on another
April 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
go.bsky.app/69g8mtk so many rights are being stripped due process,this is a violation of the constitution. One right after another. This is where we stop and resist this.
We need to wake up America. Follow and support on another
We need to wake up America. Follow and support on another
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Hey there. I just added you to my most recent starter pack. Welcome! 💙
If you go to my profile you will find 27 more starter packs of badass feminists.
Please share this with your followers so we can continue to grow and connect. Thanks!
go.bsky.app/7y517Nx
If you go to my profile you will find 27 more starter packs of badass feminists.
Please share this with your followers so we can continue to grow and connect. Thanks!
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April 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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If you go to my profile you will find 27 more starter packs of badass feminists.
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JD Vance is claiming innocence after yesterday’s audience with the Pope.
www.reuters.com/world/pope-f...
www.reuters.com/world/pope-f...
Pope Francis has died, Vatican says in video statement
Pope Francis, the first Latin American leader of the Roman Catholic Church, has died, the Vatican said in a video statement on Monday, ending an often turbulent reign marked by division and tension as he sought to overhaul the hidebound institution.
www.reuters.com
April 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
JD Vance is claiming innocence after yesterday’s audience with the Pope.
www.reuters.com/world/pope-f...
www.reuters.com/world/pope-f...
Trump wants Elon’s help with golden showers of missiles.
www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musks-s...
www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musks-s...
Elon Musk’s SpaceX Is Naturally in the Lead to Build Trump’s Golden Dome
It is getting special Pentagon access along with two MAGA-led partners.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trump wants Elon’s help with golden showers of missiles.
www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musks-s...
www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musks-s...
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April 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
