Really?

How did you mange that?
And.. We speak of people..?

Or sex dolls? Or body pillows?

Or real woman?

Not made up. Right?

You don't have.. Desires?

Or.. Do you know what Lust is?

The Experiment!

And Experience of course!!

Don't tell me. You didn't Try anything like that out yet!!

Wakes up.

Ohhh it worked!!!!

Isn't that Cool?!

Tell me it's COOL!!

I wanna try something out.

I sleep with an plug inside. And check next morning!!

GOOD NIGHT!!
My little Monsters~~

I was very quaint with it.

There is BBQ sauce covering your face as we speak.

*...he licked it off.*

Better.~

You could turn off the radio at any time.

Unfortunately, I do not think your habit of messy eating and general ravenous hunger can be turned off quite as easy.~

I feel like, if your wardrobe could speak, they would 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘦 you.

𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙡. ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ!

Whether you want to believe it or not.

No it isn’t. You’re an asshole and everyone in heaven tiptoes around you because you’re essentially the ‘𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕’ of the family.

Y' sure they meant "you got the biggest cock" n' not that yer a genuine asshole?

If calling out your behaviour makes me a bitch, then I’m happy to be that bitch!.

Yes you are~ you are literally throwing a tantrum right now!

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A CHILD!!!

I would say you're way too ugly to be this dumb...but I guess sometimes too things can be true at the same time.

Lucky you~

YEAH HUH

Awwww
It's okay, some of us just can't control our emotions very well~

You're the one who called yourself the biggest dick in heaven buddy. I was just congratulating you on your insight!

Not my fault your ego is as easily bruised as an overly ripe pear. Maybe grow a thick skin or a stronger spine.

Mhmmm, you are the biggest dick in heaven indeed.

A snicker.

Getting a little uh...emotional there, buddy. Might wanna calm down a little~

Yes you fucking did.

Yea uh huh.

That's definitely what it means.