thecoolcats
@thecoolcats.bsky.social
unprofessional human being and petramancer
jan pi toki pona
jan pi toki pona
someone should write rustc_codegen_haskell
December 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
someone should write rustc_codegen_haskell
I swear, every lesbian has the exact same Pinterest feed. I'll see a pin, and then I'll see another lesbian repost it on some other platform like less than a day later.
December 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I swear, every lesbian has the exact same Pinterest feed. I'll see a pin, and then I'll see another lesbian repost it on some other platform like less than a day later.
I find it extremely suspicious when all my tests pass first try
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I find it extremely suspicious when all my tests pass first try
they call me a Box<dyn Lesbian> because I'm supposed to be taken ownership of
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
they call me a Box<dyn Lesbian> because I'm supposed to be taken ownership of
There are some programmers who'll install is-odd, and there are others who consider their hardware to be too much of a dependency
December 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There are some programmers who'll install is-odd, and there are others who consider their hardware to be too much of a dependency
Haskell: a poly lesbian's love language
This year, why not do the #AdventOfCode in #Haskell with your polycule?
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Haskell: a poly lesbian's love language
Reposted by thecoolcats
This year, why not do the #AdventOfCode in #Haskell with your polycule?
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This year, why not do the #AdventOfCode in #Haskell with your polycule?
fuck
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December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
fuck
sometimes I'm happy and then I remember what I look like
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
sometimes I'm happy and then I remember what I look like
WHY ARE WOMEN SO PRETTYYYY
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
WHY ARE WOMEN SO PRETTYYYY
its that time of the year again!
oh crap someone is gonna come into my chimney tonight I keep forgeting to get chimney insurance
in all seriousness, happy holidays!
in all seriousness, happy holidays!
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
its that time of the year again!
women are pretty
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
women are pretty
im the third desktop freebsd user. congratulate me
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
im the third desktop freebsd user. congratulate me
I unironically had a dream that the rich (Kasane Teto) fought amongst themselves (Kasane Teto) to distract the populous (Kasane Teto) 😭
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I unironically had a dream that the rich (Kasane Teto) fought amongst themselves (Kasane Teto) to distract the populous (Kasane Teto) 😭
erlang is a FAKE language made by CONARTISTS to convince you that anyone has EVER used it
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
erlang is a FAKE language made by CONARTISTS to convince you that anyone has EVER used it
learn_rust() took ownership of Life<'my> smh
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
learn_rust() took ownership of Life<'my> smh
*while pointing to graph* our annual reports show that by quarter four, this town won't be big enough for the two of us
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
*while pointing to graph* our annual reports show that by quarter four, this town won't be big enough for the two of us
"new email found where orange man blatantly admits to committing horrendous crimes with the horrendous crime man" and then his henchmen continue to be in denial
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"new email found where orange man blatantly admits to committing horrendous crimes with the horrendous crime man" and then his henchmen continue to be in denial
some demonic spirit has compelled me to learn php
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
some demonic spirit has compelled me to learn php
calling conventions are for the WEAK and TIMID. REAL MEN write their functions HOWEVER THE FUCK IS CONVENIENT TO THEM
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
calling conventions are for the WEAK and TIMID. REAL MEN write their functions HOWEVER THE FUCK IS CONVENIENT TO THEM
it is time-honoured Canadian tradition to be stabbed in the chest by a poppy every year, and these WOKE schools want to take this tradition away from our children /hj
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it is time-honoured Canadian tradition to be stabbed in the chest by a poppy every year, and these WOKE schools want to take this tradition away from our children /hj
a future without a heap
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
a future without a heap
they say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I went to the currency exchange and they said they didn't accept pictures
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
they say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I went to the currency exchange and they said they didn't accept pictures
progressive web app? no thank you, I'd like a socialist web app
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
progressive web app? no thank you, I'd like a socialist web app
they released a new special IKEA set that you have to build yourself
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
they released a new special IKEA set that you have to build yourself