Charlotte Breeze SC
@thecltshow.com
Director of Entertainment at CB Enterprises. Girlfriend Environmentalist. Decadence in a comfortable form.
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His friends saw my “we need to make a blowjob video” text and think he’s so lucky.
But he knows I’m yelling at him.
But he knows I’m yelling at him.
January 24, 2026 at 12:12 AM
His friends saw my “we need to make a blowjob video” text and think he’s so lucky.
But he knows I’m yelling at him.
But he knows I’m yelling at him.
Did you know?
If you’re worried about being cooped up for the big snow storm, you can take a shelter dog home for the weekend as a temporary foster!
Especially in the rural south where we have to house dogs outside, it would mean the world to the pups & the volunteers ❤️
If you’re worried about being cooped up for the big snow storm, you can take a shelter dog home for the weekend as a temporary foster!
Especially in the rural south where we have to house dogs outside, it would mean the world to the pups & the volunteers ❤️
January 22, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Did you know?
If you’re worried about being cooped up for the big snow storm, you can take a shelter dog home for the weekend as a temporary foster!
Especially in the rural south where we have to house dogs outside, it would mean the world to the pups & the volunteers ❤️
If you’re worried about being cooped up for the big snow storm, you can take a shelter dog home for the weekend as a temporary foster!
Especially in the rural south where we have to house dogs outside, it would mean the world to the pups & the volunteers ❤️
He said “lemme see it jiggle” but I’m a troll
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
He said “lemme see it jiggle” but I’m a troll
It’s crazy that they’d rather invade Minnesota than release the Epstein files.
January 21, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It’s crazy that they’d rather invade Minnesota than release the Epstein files.
When the sensitive content labels are so sensitive, you have to start posting some legitimately kinky shit
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 AM
When the sensitive content labels are so sensitive, you have to start posting some legitimately kinky shit
Bears proving you can never count ‘em out omgggg
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Bears proving you can never count ‘em out omgggg
I wanna do that thing where the guy lays back in your lap while you jerk him off, but I have stubby arms ☹️
January 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I wanna do that thing where the guy lays back in your lap while you jerk him off, but I have stubby arms ☹️
January 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Two things I can tell you about having the world’s tiniest bladder: most girls in Charleston aren’t good friends, and hardly anybody washes their hands.
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Two things I can tell you about having the world’s tiniest bladder: most girls in Charleston aren’t good friends, and hardly anybody washes their hands.
Missing every ball at pool night cause I’m not gonna touch those for free.
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Missing every ball at pool night cause I’m not gonna touch those for free.
Vibrator died in the middle of an orgasm and I’m not going to let it ruin the rest of my day challenge
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Vibrator died in the middle of an orgasm and I’m not going to let it ruin the rest of my day challenge
“She’s not gonna fuck you bro”
You don’t know me?
You don’t know me?
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
“She’s not gonna fuck you bro”
You don’t know me?
You don’t know me?
Wanna see the rest?
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Wanna see the rest?
Elon is a ketamine addicted white supremacist, who uses his wealth to try & overthrow governments while the mothers of his untold number of illegitimate children have to beg him for money & fatherly duties on Twitter.
I would actually love to be a fly on the wall for that custody battle.
I would actually love to be a fly on the wall for that custody battle.
January 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Elon is a ketamine addicted white supremacist, who uses his wealth to try & overthrow governments while the mothers of his untold number of illegitimate children have to beg him for money & fatherly duties on Twitter.
I would actually love to be a fly on the wall for that custody battle.
I would actually love to be a fly on the wall for that custody battle.
I know you shouldn’t do it, but I would still fuck a chef in a heart beat.
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I know you shouldn’t do it, but I would still fuck a chef in a heart beat.
Watching people call Renee Good and her wife “belligerent” and “condescending” when they were literally gentle parenting a mob of armed & angry thugs is really something else.
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Watching people call Renee Good and her wife “belligerent” and “condescending” when they were literally gentle parenting a mob of armed & angry thugs is really something else.
The way all I have to do is think of a man
a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .
ALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .
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January 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The way all I have to do is think of a man
An awful lot of “you should expect this” from the people who just tried to convince us you shouldn’t expect to get mowed down for storming the Capitol.
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
An awful lot of “you should expect this” from the people who just tried to convince us you shouldn’t expect to get mowed down for storming the Capitol.
*Larry The Cable Guy voice* I think that’s how Elvis actually died. Tweakin his back real bad puttin the toilet seat down.
January 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
*Larry The Cable Guy voice* I think that’s how Elvis actually died. Tweakin his back real bad puttin the toilet seat down.
They don’t even have to tell me how much cheese it takes to ward off Alzheimer’s. I am definitely eating it.
January 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
They don’t even have to tell me how much cheese it takes to ward off Alzheimer’s. I am definitely eating it.
Bro I would’ve never worn a mask in 2020 if I knew it was gonna turn out like this.
January 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Bro I would’ve never worn a mask in 2020 if I knew it was gonna turn out like this.