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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 14h

THE IMAGE tRUMP DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

SYMBOLIC:
tRump Is Wrecking Our Democracy, The Whitehouse And America

@Highlights @Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#Democracy
#America
#Wrecked
#DonaldJtRump
#tRumpsAmerica
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle

thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 1d

Hey everyone!

I think I need glasses, because, I keep seeing a lot of people with two faces.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#TwoFaced
#Hypocrites
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 2d

Introducing The All NEW Bad Bunny

tRump to perform at the Alternative Super Bowl Halftime Show
(Parody)

@Highlights @Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou
#BadBunny
#SuperBowl
#Halftime
#DonaldJtRump
#tRumpsAmerica
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music in the public domain, fair use)

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 2d

And Just Like That ...
Poof!
Weekend Gone!

Happy Monday!

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Weekend
#Monday
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music - Everybody Get Up, public domain, fair use)

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 4d

NO KINGS!

@Highlights @Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#NoKings
#DonaldJtRump
#tRumpsAmerica
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 4d

When good people say nothing, bad things happen.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

Speak up!
Resist!
Protest!
Vote!

@Highlights @Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #MAGA #Politics
#NoKings
#SpeakUp
#Resist
#Protest
#VoteBlue
#DonaldJtRump
#tRumpsAmerica
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 6d

Good Morning!
It's 5:31 In Phoenix
It's 58 Degrees
We Are Going To Freeze To Death! 🤣

@Highlight @Highlights #Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Weather
#Phoenix
@ChocolateOracle #TheChocolateOracle

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 7d

We only live once, Chocolate Oracle

Wrong! If you do it right, we only die once. We live every day, Charlie Brown
~ The Chocolate Oracle

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou
#Living
#CharlieBrown
#TheChocolateOracle
@ChocolateOracle

thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 7d

Remembering My Dad
Even though it's been 33 years today it still seems like yesterday.
@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending
#Family
#Dad
#Heaven
#TheChocolateOracle
Music based on Jimmy Scott - I'll Remember You, public domain, fair use

www.instagram.com/reel/DP098cP...

thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 10d

HAPPY SUNDAY!
🎶" ... and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."🎶

"If you're headed down the wrong road, ... God permits U-Turns."
~ The Chocolate Oracle

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#HokeyPokey
#WrongWay
#UTurns
#SecondChances
Music public domain, fair use

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 10d

BREAKING:
Venezuela's opposition leader wins Nobel Peace Prize

tRump announces he is changing his name to María Corina Machado 🤣

@POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending
#NobelPeacePrize
#MaríaCorinaMachado
#DonaldJtRump
#FDT
AI Assisted Parody
Music public domain, fair use

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 14d

Days Are Happier When You Give People A Piece Of Your HEART Instead Of A Piece Of Our Mind.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Happy
#Heart
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music - Reach Out And Touch, public domain, fair use)

thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 15d

Everybody is not your friend.

Jesus knew who Judas was but never addressed him. Sometimes you have to let people think you don't know they're Fake.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Fake
#Friends
#People
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#TheChocolateOracle

thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 15d

GO MICHIGAN
BEAT THE TROJANS!

The Michigan Wolverines vs
The USC Trojans
LA Memorial Coliseum
Saturday, Oct 11, 2025, 7:30pm ET (NBC)

][V][ #GoBlue!

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Allin4Michigan
#BeatUSC
#USCTrojans
#MichiganWolverines
#LeadersAndBest
#TheChocolateOracle

thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 16d

GOOD MORNING!
Don't let the ugly in others kill the beauty in you.

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Ugly
#Beauty
@ChocolateOracle.
#TheChocolateOracle

thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 17d

HAPPY SUNDAY!
Keep Praying
Keep Believing
Keep Praising
Keep Trusting
Keep Loving And Leave
The Rest To God

#Viral #Trending
#Prayer
#Love
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
Music - Leonard H. Randolph, Jr. - Satan, We're Going To Tear Your Kingdom Down, public domain, fair use

thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 17d

I’m On The Right Road Now ...

Never blame someone else for the road you're on ...
That's your own asphalt.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending
#Choices
#Responsibility
#Roads
(Music based on The Davis Singers, I'm On The Right Road Now, public domain, fair use)

thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 19d

Mentally Unhinged President Begs For Nobel Peace Prize Claiming To Have Ended A Non-existent War Between Albania & Azerbaijan

We didn't say "Nobel Peace Prize"
We said, "No bail please. Surprise!"
@POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending
#NobelPeacePrize
#DonaldJtRump
#Unhinged
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#FDT

thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 20d

You need to get in shape!

@Highlights @Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #NoKings
#Fat
#Generals
#DonaldJtRump
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 21d

Pete Hegseth Speaks To A Silent Room Of US #Military Leaders About Physical Fitness
Parody

His REAL Words
You can't make this crap up.

@Highlights @Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #NoKings
#PeteHegseth
#PhysicalFitness
#DonaldJtRump
#tRumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#FDT

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 21d

I pledge to vote for the opponent of anyone whose vote and actions:

Enables raising of Healthcare costs,
Enables protecting guns over school children, or
Enables protecting pedophiles.

Give a ❤️or 👍🏽 if you will do the same and share the pledge.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AJjJYb/

#GovernmentShutdown
#Vote

I pledge to vote, no matter what party, for the opponent of anyone whose vote and actions: Enables raising of Healthcare costs, Enables protecting guns over school children, or Enables protecting pedo...

TikTok video by The Chocolate Oracle

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 23d

Go Michigan!
De-Feet The Badgers!

Michigan vs Wisconsin
The Big House, Ann Arbor, MI
Saturday, Oct 5, 2025 12:00 Noon ET (FOX)

][V][ #GoBlue!

@Highlights @Highlight
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#WisconsinBadgers
#MichiganWolverines
#LeadersAndBest
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 23d

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS!

Inner peace begins with four words ...
Not my damn problem!

Have a PEACEFUL week.

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Peace
@ChocolateOracle #TheChocolateOracle

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thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 24d

The day we understand that the right wing and the left wing are part of the same bird ... only then can the eagle fly and America be great.
~ #TheChocolateOracle

@Highlights @Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #MAGA #NoKings
#DonaldJtRump
#tRumpsAmerica
#FDT
Music-Ray Charles, fair use

thechocolateoracle.bsky.social @thechocolateoracle.bsky.social · 27d

TYLENOL
Acetaminophen is easy to pronounce
The ending is like "minnow fin"

And "aceta-" sounds like "Ah see da" as in "Ah see da Epstein files still haven't been released"

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

@Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Trending
#Acetaminophen
#Epstein
#DonaldJtRump
#TrumpsAmerica

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