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When your manager’s shite
And your six points behind
Get Maloney
When he’s facing the sack
‘Cos of three-at-the-back
Get Maloney
If he’s playing connect four
But his team cannae score or win trophies
Scusa me, but you see
Fuck off Wilfried Nancy
Get Maloney
🎶
When your manager’s shite
And your six points behind
Get Maloney
When he’s facing the sack
‘Cos of three-at-the-back
Get Maloney
If he’s playing connect four
But his team cannae score or win trophies
Scusa me, but you see
Fuck off Wilfried Nancy
Get Maloney
🎶
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
🎶
When your manager’s shite
And your six points behind
Get Maloney
When he’s facing the sack
‘Cos of three-at-the-back
Get Maloney
If he’s playing connect four
But his team cannae score or win trophies
Scusa me, but you see
Fuck off Wilfried Nancy
Get Maloney
🎶
When your manager’s shite
And your six points behind
Get Maloney
When he’s facing the sack
‘Cos of three-at-the-back
Get Maloney
If he’s playing connect four
But his team cannae score or win trophies
Scusa me, but you see
Fuck off Wilfried Nancy
Get Maloney
🎶
So, when Sean Maloney was mooted as Celtic boss, this place went MENTAL
“Cheap option, a board shill, downgrade, not good enough” etc
But now the new manager has lost two domestic games after only TEN DAYS in the job…
…Maloney is now the answer?
Genuinely can’t keep up at this pace 😂
“Cheap option, a board shill, downgrade, not good enough” etc
But now the new manager has lost two domestic games after only TEN DAYS in the job…
…Maloney is now the answer?
Genuinely can’t keep up at this pace 😂
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 AM
So, when Sean Maloney was mooted as Celtic boss, this place went MENTAL
“Cheap option, a board shill, downgrade, not good enough” etc
But now the new manager has lost two domestic games after only TEN DAYS in the job…
…Maloney is now the answer?
Genuinely can’t keep up at this pace 😂
“Cheap option, a board shill, downgrade, not good enough” etc
But now the new manager has lost two domestic games after only TEN DAYS in the job…
…Maloney is now the answer?
Genuinely can’t keep up at this pace 😂
* Double
Me taking names for all today’s posts for when Nancy and his Connect Four board go up to collect the Treble in May:
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
* Double
Signing off. Scunnert
Nancy may or may not work
But by attacking him, you are unwittingly defending the board. You are defending their position - that this squad is good enough to compete on all fronts
Is it? If so, don’t complain about recruitment
Is it not? Then how can this all be on Nancy?
Nancy may or may not work
But by attacking him, you are unwittingly defending the board. You are defending their position - that this squad is good enough to compete on all fronts
Is it? If so, don’t complain about recruitment
Is it not? Then how can this all be on Nancy?
December 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Signing off. Scunnert
Nancy may or may not work
But by attacking him, you are unwittingly defending the board. You are defending their position - that this squad is good enough to compete on all fronts
Is it? If so, don’t complain about recruitment
Is it not? Then how can this all be on Nancy?
Nancy may or may not work
But by attacking him, you are unwittingly defending the board. You are defending their position - that this squad is good enough to compete on all fronts
Is it? If so, don’t complain about recruitment
Is it not? Then how can this all be on Nancy?
At the end of that game, we had a 39 y/o Kasper Schmeichel, Cory Donovan, Liam Scales and Austin Trusty in our back-line
Is that - genuinely - better than St Mirrin’s defence?
Up front, we finished with Johnny Kenny.
Is that - genuinely - better than St Mirrin’s attack?
So… what do we expect?
Is that - genuinely - better than St Mirrin’s defence?
Up front, we finished with Johnny Kenny.
Is that - genuinely - better than St Mirrin’s attack?
So… what do we expect?
December 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
At the end of that game, we had a 39 y/o Kasper Schmeichel, Cory Donovan, Liam Scales and Austin Trusty in our back-line
Is that - genuinely - better than St Mirrin’s defence?
Up front, we finished with Johnny Kenny.
Is that - genuinely - better than St Mirrin’s attack?
So… what do we expect?
Is that - genuinely - better than St Mirrin’s defence?
Up front, we finished with Johnny Kenny.
Is that - genuinely - better than St Mirrin’s attack?
So… what do we expect?
Maybe Celtic need this
A host of scrappy wins and passable results just masks the fact:
This squad has been allowed to fall far below the minimum acceptable quality
Now everyone - fans, board, management - cannot deny it
We are well, well short in every department
Sack The Board 🚫
A host of scrappy wins and passable results just masks the fact:
This squad has been allowed to fall far below the minimum acceptable quality
Now everyone - fans, board, management - cannot deny it
We are well, well short in every department
Sack The Board 🚫
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Maybe Celtic need this
A host of scrappy wins and passable results just masks the fact:
This squad has been allowed to fall far below the minimum acceptable quality
Now everyone - fans, board, management - cannot deny it
We are well, well short in every department
Sack The Board 🚫
A host of scrappy wins and passable results just masks the fact:
This squad has been allowed to fall far below the minimum acceptable quality
Now everyone - fans, board, management - cannot deny it
We are well, well short in every department
Sack The Board 🚫
If this is how it finishes, fear this might the beginning of the end for Nancy
Will be a ferocious response. Large sections of the support will never come round to him
I like him. I think he may still get it right. He’s inherited a disaster
But not many come back from this kind of result
Will be a ferocious response. Large sections of the support will never come round to him
I like him. I think he may still get it right. He’s inherited a disaster
But not many come back from this kind of result
December 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If this is how it finishes, fear this might the beginning of the end for Nancy
Will be a ferocious response. Large sections of the support will never come round to him
I like him. I think he may still get it right. He’s inherited a disaster
But not many come back from this kind of result
Will be a ferocious response. Large sections of the support will never come round to him
I like him. I think he may still get it right. He’s inherited a disaster
But not many come back from this kind of result
That all came from fucking ABYSMAL hold up play from Kenny
An absolutely liability
An absolutely liability
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That all came from fucking ABYSMAL hold up play from Kenny
An absolutely liability
An absolutely liability
Johnny Kenny wouldn’t start for St Mirrin
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Johnny Kenny wouldn’t start for St Mirrin
Aw Tounekti son, Jesus
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Aw Tounekti son, Jesus
The difference in the team since Iheanacho went off is crazy
That’s what we’ve been dealing with since Kyogo left
That’s what we’ve been dealing with since Kyogo left
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The difference in the team since Iheanacho went off is crazy
That’s what we’ve been dealing with since Kyogo left
That’s what we’ve been dealing with since Kyogo left
Tierney been excellent today
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Tierney been excellent today
Sigh.
I’m wrong about a lot of stuff, but Iheanacho could be the signing I’ve been most humbled by
Really, really like him
Really, really like him
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sigh.
Scales heads the ball straight to an opposition player so, so, so often
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Scales heads the ball straight to an opposition player so, so, so often
That’s two unreal saves that keeper’s made now
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That’s two unreal saves that keeper’s made now
I’m wrong about a lot of stuff, but Iheanacho could be the signing I’ve been most humbled by
Really, really like him
Really, really like him
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’m wrong about a lot of stuff, but Iheanacho could be the signing I’ve been most humbled by
Really, really like him
Really, really like him
Maeda is honestly bursting me recently
He’s capable of brilliance, but also of being completely useless
He’s capable of brilliance, but also of being completely useless
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Maeda is honestly bursting me recently
He’s capable of brilliance, but also of being completely useless
He’s capable of brilliance, but also of being completely useless
St Mirrin looked demented in that line-up. Determined to win this
Worried they’ll physically batter us today. We’re so lightweight
Worried they’ll physically batter us today. We’re so lightweight
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
St Mirrin looked demented in that line-up. Determined to win this
Worried they’ll physically batter us today. We’re so lightweight
Worried they’ll physically batter us today. We’re so lightweight
Nancy could play any fucking formation he wants, if we’re going to concede from every fucking corner it won’t make any difference
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Nancy could play any fucking formation he wants, if we’re going to concede from every fucking corner it won’t make any difference
I would understand why, and I know plenty will disagree
But it think it would ultimately be a mistake for Nancy to switch to a back four
He’s committed to having a three now - what kind of message does it send to the players to suddenly swap back to a four in a really important game?
But it think it would ultimately be a mistake for Nancy to switch to a back four
He’s committed to having a three now - what kind of message does it send to the players to suddenly swap back to a four in a really important game?
December 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I would understand why, and I know plenty will disagree
But it think it would ultimately be a mistake for Nancy to switch to a back four
He’s committed to having a three now - what kind of message does it send to the players to suddenly swap back to a four in a really important game?
But it think it would ultimately be a mistake for Nancy to switch to a back four
He’s committed to having a three now - what kind of message does it send to the players to suddenly swap back to a four in a really important game?
Another interesting line-up….
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Another interesting line-up….
The worst thing about Rodgers going was unquestionably the demise of the ‘Last Christmas’ song
Wilfried Nancy has the same amount of syllables. Just saying
Wilfried Nancy has the same amount of syllables. Just saying
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The worst thing about Rodgers going was unquestionably the demise of the ‘Last Christmas’ song
Wilfried Nancy has the same amount of syllables. Just saying
Wilfried Nancy has the same amount of syllables. Just saying