Captain Theo Mercer
thecaptainlv.bsky.social
Captain Theo Mercer
@thecaptainlv.bsky.social
60 followers 31 following 56 posts
Skinny, but deceptively dangerous. Pilot, explorer, engineer, lover. Content creator and collaborator. Exhibitionist. Playing Downtown Vegas Nightly. Https://thecaptainlv.com
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Pregaming before the WFT Art Exchange Dark Desires Dink Theeper Fashion dressed the dancers for tonight's performance.

#lasvegas #vegas #fashion #suitstyle #DTF
Tijuana paying dividends again. Beautiful new suits and accessories. Big thanks to @VittorioForti of TJ for the amazing service.
#fashion #mensfashion #suitup
Finally! Enough room for my fat ass!
Seriously, the most room I've had on any plane, including as a pilot.
Late night pizza @evelpielv
Highly recommended.
#lasvegas #dtlv #fashion
About to walk in the second Fashion Show*Offs by @bitesizedmultimedia (insta)
The Captain is in it to win it. #lasvegas #vegas #fashion #mensfashion #suitstyle
Shooting new content tonight! Collab with the incomparable Liana Loveshine. Aváilable soon! #lasvegas #mensfashion #suitandtie #vegas #fashion #trans
Singed a contract with the Colonial Marines. I ship out to LV-426 next week, so got to load up on pizza now @reddwarf_lv
#lasvegas #lasvegas #alien #alien #multicam
Spring vs Summer collection by Dink Theeper Fashion #Vegas #LasVegas #fashion #dtf
God wants you to shake the haters off.
Captain is back on the deck. Apologies for the extended absence. Life had demands, and I answered the call. Back to the party🥳
#lasvegas #vegas #cloonee #haters #Resurrection
It's always a lot easier to show something than to try to explain it. Sometimes you have to do those demonstrations in your @tommyjohnwear (insta) boxer briefs
#lasvegas #vegas #flamethrower #fire #socks #underwear
It's always a lot easier to show something than to try to explain it. Sometimes you have to do those demonstrations in your @tommyjohnwear (insta) boxer briefs
#lasvegas #vegas #flamethrower #fire #socks #underwear
What does it say about me that when my bonus check for the year hits, I go and buy three new pairs of Pumas?
#lasvegas #vegas #mensfashion #sneakers #puma #multicam
Is there anything worse than a trip to the DMV?
#lasvegas #vegas #malemodel #dmv
Finally feeling myself again. Wanted to see something lovely.
#lasvegas #vegas #bellagio #spring #flowers
Blue skies and tailwinds, Friend. We lost a real one today.
#spaceghost #adultswim #rip
Flu tried but failed to take The Captain down. Back to the party!
#lasvegas #vegas #mensfashion #unshaved #flu
I'm at about 4 over the last two days. Hope it gets less hectic for you soon
Streaming Live Now @ Https://chaturbate.com/lianaloveshine
#lasvegas #trans #girlcock #transgender #tgirl
About to be live with the incomparable Liana Loveshine on her Chaturbate page.
Https://Chaturbate.com/lianaloveshine
#lasvegas #trans #porn #tgirl #blonde
Presented without comment. Found in the bathroom of the Red Dwarf
#lasvegas #vegas #luigi #bathroom
XO's got a date so The Captain is flying solo tonight. First stop @reddwarf_lv (insta)for Hefeweizen and Pizza 🍕#lasvegas #vegas #surplus #kangol #mensfashion
Lt. Ripley and Cosmonaut Yuri are plum tuckered out...
#lasvegas #vegas #dog #bostonterrier
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Your favorite politician has an entire separate phone for booking escorts, but sure, let’s talk about ‘family values.’