Tom Petty Larceny™️
@thecaffeinator.bsky.social
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Former academic physician. Liberal Democrat forever. I LOVE coffee. I have opinions. First, do no harm. Love my kids and don’t want them growing up in a world with fewer rights than I had. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Ally 〽️ Go Blue DMs open but don’t be a douche
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Sorry all. Here’s my #mugshots but won’t be around much. Going through some stuff…again. Keep up the good work, take care of yourselves, hug your loved ones, and remember to breathe
Indeed! Stay safe out there everyone!!
Maybe I could. Or maybe I’ll live MY life and you can live yours
Maybe what he needs is a good dose of “conversion therapy” to turn him into a human?
It’s 3 am, in the ER with a family member. I did the first shift from 1 pm to 6 pm and ex-Mrs. TPL took second shift. Grateful I have insurance and a job that allows flexibility to take care of my family when I need to.

I shouldn’t be fortunate. We should ALL have this.
They probably hate him for being a douche bag. He’s showered and dressed so someone is caring for him. Not abuse. Probably willful neglect.
I’m not itching for a fight. But I’m also not standing down from one.
And that will happen whether people fight back or don’t. Because nobody tells him he can’t, and don’t hold him accountable when he says “I can”
I think we’ve established that standing there getting beaten and not resisting doesn’t stop them. So why not at least defend yourself?
That indeed is EXACTLY what I’m saying
Well, crumbs anyway. Just enough to tide you over till your next meal
What if it’s neatly trimmed???? 😂
So are beards but no woman really likes them. DOUBLE STANDARD!!!!
And since when does the GOP care about businesses making profits? Or is it only when they profit without kickbacks to the GOP?
John Thune lying on MSNBC this morning saying that if the Dems vote to reopen the gov, he will make sure there is a vote on healthcare. He pinky swears.

He is also super mad that insurance companies profit off the ACA. Wasn't that the GOPs idea in the first place?

#GOPShutdown
#GOPShitdown
I agree with you. And we also know he needs no excuse - he will say it’s out of control when there is no factual basis for that statement and do what he wants
True. Or it could be that his 6 remaining neurons are finally revolting against him for his crimes against the US
Jesus label that NSFW, will ya?? I almost got busted!
EXCLUSIVE 1st LOOK at the flag many will be flying at the #NoKINGSRally this Saturday, October 18th!
You sell eggplants short, my dear…
No fucking business being a senator, working, or thinking. To be fair, he probably hasn’t been thinking for quite some time.

Fucking put him down and out of our misery
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE