Tom Petty Larceny™️
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Tom Petty Larceny™️
@thecaffeinator.bsky.social
Former academic physician.
Liberal Democrat forever.
I LOVE coffee.
I have opinions.
First, do no harm.
Love my kids and don’t want them growing up in a world with fewer rights than I had.
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Ally
〽️ Go Blue
DMs open but don’t be a douche
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Probably an early demise from lack of sleep. But it’s ok - I can always sleep when I’m dead right??
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I hear ya, DLA. Every day waking up at 2 am this week. I need a reset!! Stay warm!
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Morning DL! Warm and cozy is where’s it’s at…just not here in Michigan 😂😂
😂💙😂💙 good morning Tom Petty. No America is not great again it’s far from it.
But I do appreciate the warm and toasty thoughts. Hope you have a great day.
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Reposted by Tom Petty Larceny™️
Immediately went to NSFW comments in my head with this gif. 😆

Good morning, Sugar! ☕️ 💙You stay warm!
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You’re most welcome…and good morning!!
😊 just the giggle I needed to start my day! Thank you Tom! 💙🩵💙
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
In fact, Chuck Grassley himself is fucking obscene
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You too, DLA!!
Happy December Tom! 💙🩵💙
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Morning, Coffeemate! Indeed it is!
Good morning, Sugar! ☕️
'Tis the season!
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Morning sweetness! No dicks December simply means we won’t hear about the current resident of the White House??? 💙🧚🏻‍♂️
I heard it was No Dicks December 🤷🏻‍♀️ morning sugar pie honey 💕🧚
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Thanks! I forgot I bought a crate of them at Costco!

Good morning, DL :)
😂😂😂 good morning Tom Petty happy Tuesday
There’s another box of fucks right in the back of the cabinet
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Morning, DLA! One topplage coming up!
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Morning, Coffeemate! I’m not. But I will be!
Good morning, Sugar! 💙☕️
I'm ready for it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Morning, Jen!! He will have the BIGLIEST funeral EVER in the history of ever
Good morning, TPL!
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM