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thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

If this was fictional, critics would say the symbolism is too heavy handed https://x.com/eperezibarguen/status/1845994356202778634

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thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

Me when I wake up https://x.com/ONE_for_6/status/1842604833892937767

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

Big if true https://x.com/gaming_leaker/status/1840775088553263418

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

At the doctor's office in the waiting room when a little kid notices my mask and starts asking the adult she's with for one too. Her adult just argues with her about how she doesn't /really/ want one and doesn't need one.

Absolute fucking brain worms.

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

Ever see a Concord with a ramjet scoop? https://x.com/twaniimals/status/1839515142180000163

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/quiz/political-typology/

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

Gmod collision sounds https://x.com/teratera_ttt/status/1838587810439401582

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

I feel like someone took the second act plot twist from <REDACTED> and made it into its own film, and I'm so here for it! https://x.com/FilmUpdates/status/1836198034943938614

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

This Power Over Ethernet stuff is easy... https://x.com/TracketPacer/status/1836526656347083170

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

"I'm going to touch your face with my long arm hands."

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

When they asked if I wanted my rotors drilled or not this isn't what I had in mind. https://x.com/Blackfingers63/status/1832017734294503697

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

"It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground!" https://x.com/rinnberuarubino/status/1830564956527595874

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

Hell yeah https://x.com/DragonFishOfish/status/1829307195902906538

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

Direct environmental action https://x.com/deershouldnt/status/1825912851632169074

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

I need a gyro and to be told I'm cute

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

Clearly has a degradation kink https://x.com/sharknateo/status/1815621254138757457

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

I absolutely NEED this color palette and design motif applied to a Chevrolet Spark or Wuling Hongguang convertible like a 21st century Fiat Jolly. Bonus points if it retains the Cadillac badging. https://x.com/Morbidly_Thicc/status/1815382052939649498

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

Transition goals https://x.com/messedupfoods/status/1814907408726012239

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

Now my laptop can run Besiege at 4K and 50+fps o_O

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

"Kill me or release me, parasite, but do not waste my time with talk!" https://x.com/No9__nine/status/1813994457823629743

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

TIL about this caucasity and now you can too!

It's $5 a can!

It's not even real beer!

It's chicken flavored sparkling water for your dog!

https://www.baxterbaileycompany.com/products/good-girl-dog-beer-tail-chasin-blonde

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

Both https://x.com/ADHDForReal/status/1811828527731294218

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free. https://x.com/Naila_Ayad/status/1811071100341956729

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

You can tell if someone is a native midwesterner if they have a positive reaction to this food https://x.com/jazzmineabriana/status/1810679058818023712

thebustycryptid.bsky.social @thebustycryptid.bsky.social · Jul 19

Become ungovernable https://x.com/WestorLowbrood/status/1807031520840044848