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music, words, film. concerned about craft and intention. concerned about most of yโ€™all. // no quotes is me, quotes is somebody else.
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oh yeah, sheโ€™s great. girlboss. the Rachel Dolezal ofโ€ฆ Whatever That Isโ„ข
โ€œโ€ฆ so weโ€™re driving for like two hours, and then, thereโ€™s this tree ahead. but thereโ€™s a goat tied to it.โ€
like, lebron, or federer?
โ€œno, but really, will you be here on Halloween?โ€
i mean. i think so. where else would i be.
โ€œi dunno. court?โ€
โ€œi can show you a better version of Whatever This Isยฎโ€
โ€œiโ€™m in love with Maid in Manhattan. it made me fall in love with Norah Jones.โ€
โ€œsorry, i was making a straight man listen to Food Houseโ€
โ€œthat feels one-third short of a Nick Mullen cumtown bit. one r-word more and youโ€™re nearly there.โ€
[about ppl hating postmortem โ€œkobeโ€ references]
men with sports references are so boring. but also. imagine how incredibly not upset they would be with my jokes about travis kelce after i k*ll him
โ€œitโ€™s giving flasher with classโ€
lawyer: "you've had quite the fall"
me: i knoโ€”wait. what?
lawyer: "a very eventful autumn"
me: oh, right. yes. and also the other thing.
"pretty much any time you eat a banana, you're gay"
"i was just pretending that this song meant anything to me"
do you think Aldous Huxley predicted Annie?
"'tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow' is a Shakespeare reference"
okay, do you think Shakespeare predicted Annie?
a rising tide lifts all boats?! i mean, sure. but i don't own a boat! i'm drowning!
"bye for now!"
that's exactly like me when i first came out. bi for now.
"he had a big idea, and he did it! maybe it wasn't good, but you gotta respect ambition!"
i mean, hmm.... but craft isโ€”
"big dreams! and acting on it! you gotta respect the *tenacity*"
[stunned into silence by word choice]
*bartender sneezes* "pardon me"
well, i think of myself more as the mayor or comptroller of this place, so... without gubernatorial power, i don't think i can pardon you.
the Queens to baby pipeline is so real.
to clarify:
the [moving to] Queens to [having a] baby pipeline is so real.
no no, i'm sure there's some oblique correlation, but my whiteness is certainly not *why* i'm judgy. i'm judgy because i'm better than most people.
"it's sad, the younger queers aren't in touch with their history because there's no more queer bookstores"
fags don't read no more
'they don't be readin they be tweetin'
my kingdom for one fucking person to be honest with me
yuengling is exactly like Proustโ€™s madeleine