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music, words, film. concerned about craft and intention. concerned about most of y’all. // no quotes is me, quotes is somebody else.

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👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 1d

oh yeah, she’s great. girlboss. the Rachel Dolezal of… Whatever That Is™

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 1d

“… so we’re driving for like two hours, and then, there’s this tree ahead. but there’s a goat tied to it.”
like, lebron, or federer?

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 1d

“no, but really, will you be here on Halloween?”
i mean. i think so. where else would i be.
“i dunno. court?”

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 1d

“i can show you a better version of Whatever This Is®”

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 1d

“i’m in love with Maid in Manhattan. it made me fall in love with Norah Jones.”

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 2d

“sorry, i was making a straight man listen to Food House”

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 2d

“that feels one-third short of a Nick Mullen cumtown bit. one r-word more and you’re nearly there.”

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 2d

"art is why i did it"

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 4d

[about ppl hating postmortem “kobe” references]
men with sports references are so boring. but also. imagine how incredibly not upset they would be with my jokes about travis kelce after i k*ll him

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 4d

“it’s giving flasher with class”

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 4d

lawyer: "you've had quite the fall"
me: i kno—wait. what?
lawyer: "a very eventful autumn"
me: oh, right. yes. and also the other thing.

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 4d

"pretty much any time you eat a banana, you're gay"

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 5d

"cool but right"

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 5d

"a lifted Miada with mud tires"

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 5d

"i was just pretending that this song meant anything to me"

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 5d

do you think Aldous Huxley predicted Annie?
"'tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow' is a Shakespeare reference"
okay, do you think Shakespeare predicted Annie?

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 5d

a rising tide lifts all boats?! i mean, sure. but i don't own a boat! i'm drowning!

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 5d

"bye for now!"
that's exactly like me when i first came out. bi for now.

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 5d

"he had a big idea, and he did it! maybe it wasn't good, but you gotta respect ambition!"
i mean, hmm.... but craft is—
"big dreams! and acting on it! you gotta respect the *tenacity*"
[stunned into silence by word choice]

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 5d

*bartender sneezes* "pardon me"
well, i think of myself more as the mayor or comptroller of this place, so... without gubernatorial power, i don't think i can pardon you.

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 5d

the Queens to baby pipeline is so real.
to clarify:
the [moving to] Queens to [having a] baby pipeline is so real.

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 5d

no no, i'm sure there's some oblique correlation, but my whiteness is certainly not *why* i'm judgy. i'm judgy because i'm better than most people.

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 5d

"it's sad, the younger queers aren't in touch with their history because there's no more queer bookstores"
fags don't read no more
'they don't be readin they be tweetin'

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 6d

my kingdom for one fucking person to be honest with me

👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 6d

yuengling is exactly like Proust’s madeleine