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posting random quotes from the bad batch series, the clone wars 7.1-7.4, and hyperspace stories #10 every 3 hours. run by @rocketmanakin.bsky.social
You're Saw Gerrera. Trained by Captain Rex and General Skywalker to fight for the Republic.
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You're Saw Gerrera. Trained by Captain Rex and General Skywalker to fight for the Republic.
- Not really our thing.
- Accolades.
- Yeah, we're just in it for the thrill. Yo!
- Accolades.
- Yeah, we're just in it for the thrill. Yo!
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
- Not really our thing.
- Accolades.
- Yeah, we're just in it for the thrill. Yo!
- Accolades.
- Yeah, we're just in it for the thrill. Yo!
Ships don't just blow up. We've been compromised.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Ships don't just blow up. We've been compromised.
Let it go, Wrecker. Crosshair has always been severe and unyielding. It is his nature. You cannot change that. He cannot change that.
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Let it go, Wrecker. Crosshair has always been severe and unyielding. It is his nature. You cannot change that. He cannot change that.
You know what you should work on? Explaining when you went soft.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You know what you should work on? Explaining when you went soft.
Someone’s noticed our handiwork back at the crash site.
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Someone’s noticed our handiwork back at the crash site.
Sorry, little lady.
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Sorry, little lady.
We have to find her.
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
We have to find her.
Don't make this worse, Crosshair! There is no escape. Lower the blaster.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Don't make this worse, Crosshair! There is no escape. Lower the blaster.
CT-9904, report to Vice Admiral Rampart's office.
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
CT-9904, report to Vice Admiral Rampart's office.
That's cute, you thinking I care. Cut to it and tell me what you want. By all means, make yourself at home.
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
That's cute, you thinking I care. Cut to it and tell me what you want. By all means, make yourself at home.
You want to sit with us? That's never happened before.
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You want to sit with us? That's never happened before.
- I like your doll.
- Dr. Karr gave it to me. She's the only nice one.
- Dr. Karr gave it to me. She's the only nice one.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
- I like your doll.
- Dr. Karr gave it to me. She's the only nice one.
- Dr. Karr gave it to me. She's the only nice one.
Yeah, he can fill your head with useless info for hours. Crosshair, on the other hand, is not much of a conversationalist, but when you have to hit a precise target from ten klicks, Crosshair’s your man.
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Yeah, he can fill your head with useless info for hours. Crosshair, on the other hand, is not much of a conversationalist, but when you have to hit a precise target from ten klicks, Crosshair’s your man.
Whoa. So this is what a war chest looks like.
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Whoa. So this is what a war chest looks like.
Wrecker, where are you? We need your help.
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Wrecker, where are you? We need your help.
It's okay, Wrecker. I've got this.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It's okay, Wrecker. I've got this.
Tantiss base. Where is it?
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Tantiss base. Where is it?
- Everything is changing, and you don't even care. I am not sure how I should care about change. It is a fundamental part of life.
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
- Everything is changing, and you don't even care. I am not sure how I should care about change. It is a fundamental part of life.
She's not a pirate. She's a liberator of ancient wonders.
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
She's not a pirate. She's a liberator of ancient wonders.
Think about what you're doing, Wolffe. I know you've been trained not to question orders, but open your eyes. You're hunting a child. I know that's not who you are. As your brother, I'm asking you to do the right thing.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Think about what you're doing, Wolffe. I know you've been trained not to question orders, but open your eyes. You're hunting a child. I know that's not who you are. As your brother, I'm asking you to do the right thing.
A minor setback. I have the full resources of the Empire at my disposal. We will find her.
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
A minor setback. I have the full resources of the Empire at my disposal. We will find her.
Tech, power up the ship. The rest of us will go after Crosshair.
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Tech, power up the ship. The rest of us will go after Crosshair.
Helmets on, boys. The air here will kill you. Don't go dying on me until the job's done.
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Helmets on, boys. The air here will kill you. Don't go dying on me until the job's done.
- I'm surprised you came to find me. They must have told you all about the things I've done.
- They did. But you also stuck around instead of leaving, so I think you're trying to help me. And you like us. I can tell.
- They did. But you also stuck around instead of leaving, so I think you're trying to help me. And you like us. I can tell.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
- I'm surprised you came to find me. They must have told you all about the things I've done.
- They did. But you also stuck around instead of leaving, so I think you're trying to help me. And you like us. I can tell.
- They did. But you also stuck around instead of leaving, so I think you're trying to help me. And you like us. I can tell.