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posting random quotes from the bad batch series, the clone wars 7.1-7.4, and hyperspace stories #10 every 3 hours. run by @rocketmanakin.bsky.social
I could fix your leg if you want. I mean, it's a simple booster adjustment. I've done it a bunch of times for AZI-3 back on Kamino.
February 5, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I could fix your leg if you want. I mean, it's a simple booster adjustment. I've done it a bunch of times for AZI-3 back on Kamino.
That Imperial officer, I think he has it out for you. I overheard him talking to Lama Su. He doesn't like clones.
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
That Imperial officer, I think he has it out for you. I overheard him talking to Lama Su. He doesn't like clones.
This is ridiculous! He’s gonna need help to get Cody out of there.
February 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
This is ridiculous! He’s gonna need help to get Cody out of there.
- You should come visit us sometime.
- Isn't that part of Ord Mantell a little... seedy?
- Very. It's great!
- Isn't that part of Ord Mantell a little... seedy?
- Very. It's great!
February 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
- You should come visit us sometime.
- Isn't that part of Ord Mantell a little... seedy?
- Very. It's great!
- Isn't that part of Ord Mantell a little... seedy?
- Very. It's great!
- There's no time to land. Wrecker, prep the rappel cables.
- On it.
- On it? On what?
- You don't wanna know.
- On it.
- On it? On what?
- You don't wanna know.
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
- There's no time to land. Wrecker, prep the rappel cables.
- On it.
- On it? On what?
- You don't wanna know.
- On it.
- On it? On what?
- You don't wanna know.
Hope nobody's scared of heights.
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Hope nobody's scared of heights.
You should be more careful with your shooting hand.
February 4, 2026 at 12:20 PM
You should be more careful with your shooting hand.
- It's a tradition! It makes the kid happy.
- Uh-huh. The kid.
- Uh-huh. The kid.
February 4, 2026 at 9:20 AM
- It's a tradition! It makes the kid happy.
- Uh-huh. The kid.
- Uh-huh. The kid.
This isn’t a demo job, Wrecker. It’s strictly a retrieval operation.
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
This isn’t a demo job, Wrecker. It’s strictly a retrieval operation.
All those missions together and you threw it away.
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
All those missions together and you threw it away.
As you know, M-count cannot be directly replicated from the source. However, Nala Se knew of another way. Which is why she aided in Omega's escape. The young clone's blood is the only binder that's proven to be compatible with their DNA to re-create their M-count levels. And why Omega must be found.
February 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
As you know, M-count cannot be directly replicated from the source. However, Nala Se knew of another way. Which is why she aided in Omega's escape. The young clone's blood is the only binder that's proven to be compatible with their DNA to re-create their M-count levels. And why Omega must be found.
I have a lot to make up for. I'd like to help out however I can.
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I have a lot to make up for. I'd like to help out however I can.
It's rather convenient, wouldn't you say? How a catastrophic storm destroyed the cloning facilities on Kamino, making way for the Empire's new military. Tipoca City, designed to be submersible, weathered thousands of storms over the years, yet it's suddenly wiped off the map.
February 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
It's rather convenient, wouldn't you say? How a catastrophic storm destroyed the cloning facilities on Kamino, making way for the Empire's new military. Tipoca City, designed to be submersible, weathered thousands of storms over the years, yet it's suddenly wiped off the map.
- Don't make the same mistake twice. Don't become my enemy.
- Crosshair, we never were.
- Crosshair, we never were.
February 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
- Don't make the same mistake twice. Don't become my enemy.
- Crosshair, we never were.
- Crosshair, we never were.
Go to the lab, retrieve my datapad and use it to escape. Sneak aboard a shuttle and flee.
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Go to the lab, retrieve my datapad and use it to escape. Sneak aboard a shuttle and flee.
We've always known the risks. And so did Tech. We do this together.
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 AM
We've always known the risks. And so did Tech. We do this together.
Better get in there, Cap.
February 3, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Better get in there, Cap.
I've been stationed on this rock for over a year watching that cargo. Now that it's finally getting transported, me and my squad can hopefully get out of here.
February 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I've been stationed on this rock for over a year watching that cargo. Now that it's finally getting transported, me and my squad can hopefully get out of here.
We always get shot down when we travel with regs.
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
We always get shot down when we travel with regs.
No! Tech's not gone! He... He can't be!
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
No! Tech's not gone! He... He can't be!
- The Emperor's here?
- What? I didn't know.
- Another reason why this was not the day to wing an escape.
- Thanks for the reminder, but I think we're past that point.
- What? I didn't know.
- Another reason why this was not the day to wing an escape.
- Thanks for the reminder, but I think we're past that point.
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
- The Emperor's here?
- What? I didn't know.
- Another reason why this was not the day to wing an escape.
- Thanks for the reminder, but I think we're past that point.
- What? I didn't know.
- Another reason why this was not the day to wing an escape.
- Thanks for the reminder, but I think we're past that point.
No. I don't enjoy solitude. I had enough of that on Skako Minor. If it weren't for this squad, I'd still be a prisoner there or worse.
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
No. I don't enjoy solitude. I had enough of that on Skako Minor. If it weren't for this squad, I'd still be a prisoner there or worse.
Oh, we were just getting warmed up.
February 2, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Oh, we were just getting warmed up.
And the regs think we take risks.
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 AM
And the regs think we take risks.
All those missions together and you threw it away.
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 AM
All those missions together and you threw it away.