chris
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I was a whore AND a slut yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I was a whore AND a slut yesterday
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
I’m tipsy on a boat, cheers 🍻
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m tipsy on a boat, cheers 🍻
sunset was serving cunt yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
sunset was serving cunt yesterday
I’m a triple threat: hungry, horny, and tired.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m a triple threat: hungry, horny, and tired.
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NEW: Sean Duffy frequently calls safety his “top priority” as transportation secretary. But I spent months wading through regulatory notices and found something far different: that USDOT has been delaying, weakening and killing dozens of safety rules, many opposed by the transportation industry.🧵
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
NEW: Sean Duffy frequently calls safety his “top priority” as transportation secretary. But I spent months wading through regulatory notices and found something far different: that USDOT has been delaying, weakening and killing dozens of safety rules, many opposed by the transportation industry.🧵
On the bright side, I’m heading to Puerto Vallarta 🏖️🇲🇽
Failed at being ready in time to take public transit to the airport so I have to pay for an $80 Lyft 😭
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
On the bright side, I’m heading to Puerto Vallarta 🏖️🇲🇽
Failed at being ready in time to take public transit to the airport so I have to pay for an $80 Lyft 😭
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Failed at being ready in time to take public transit to the airport so I have to pay for an $80 Lyft 😭
Whenever it rains in LA, I always think about the “Emerald Necklace Vision Plan”, which, if implemented, would result in expanded parks and green space along several waterways in the area.
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Whenever it rains in LA, I always think about the “Emerald Necklace Vision Plan”, which, if implemented, would result in expanded parks and green space along several waterways in the area.
New drag name idea: Donica Blewinsky
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
New drag name idea: Donica Blewinsky
A cabin weekend up in the mountains would fix me.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A cabin weekend up in the mountains would fix me.
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Actual footage of my weekend so far
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Actual footage of my weekend so far
it’s giving, friends
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
it’s giving, friends
Crashed out at the thought of having to make a turkey for Friendsgiving, so buying rotisserie chicken from Costco instead 🤷♂️
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Crashed out at the thought of having to make a turkey for Friendsgiving, so buying rotisserie chicken from Costco instead 🤷♂️
how your email found me
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
how your email found me
Not gays in Phoenix using the same pictures on Grindr from when I lived here in 2010-2017 🥴
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Not gays in Phoenix using the same pictures on Grindr from when I lived here in 2010-2017 🥴
when the alien bottom asks why you stopped
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
when the alien bottom asks why you stopped
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clipper, I hardly know her
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
clipper, I hardly know her
California’s least visited National Park: Channel Islands!
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
California’s least visited National Park: Channel Islands!
