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Uni - He/Her

"๐„๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐›๐ž ๐จ๐ค๐š๐ฒ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ. ๐๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ž'๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ. . . ๐๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆ'๐ฆ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐š๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฌ" - @gone-angels.bsky.social

DC: 1

MDNI | Penned by Slimey
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Hey kid over here!

Do you need help with picking out the perfect college for you? Are you unsure what you want to major in?

I'm here to help!
* . . . Really? I was excited for lobster.
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
* Gladly
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
* I am. . . Bitchless.

* I just exist here
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
// if you're too shy to dm me to ask for it, like this post and I'll send it to you if I trust you (thanks Eli for that idea)
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
// I have the freaky alt made. . . If you want it, ask for it in dm's and I'll share it if I trust you. .
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
// . . . Maybe I should but keep it with like. Jewel, Ruby, and Uni

Since I think they're my freakiest. But I. I wouldn't advertise it
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
// yes please. . . I know some of us are really shy. . .
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
// . . . I give upnwith autcorrect
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
// I'm too shy to make a lewd multimeter account. If I did. It'd really only be a couple of my guys. Namely Jewel and Uni
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
// LOL

Honestly that's pretty funny. I just never felt the need to have any
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
// Me who's never really had freaky alts because I've always been too shy. . .
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
[He nods, whining little as he looks away]

* Y-Yeah. I really want you

[He was very flustered]
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Reposted by Uni
* I did say I was gonna try on a dress. I think I look quite. . . Sexy in it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
[He just covers his face with his hair. He squeaks and just sits down in flusteredness.]

* God I want you. . .
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
[He is bright red as he stares. She quickly covers her face and looks away]

* You look hot in that. . .
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Reposted by Uni
// Hey hey. . .

New Slimey muse dropped.
It's Spamton

@spammailerror.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Reposted by Uni
ใ€ŒEven without a voicebox, I can speak to youใ€
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
// Hey hey. . .

New Slimey muse dropped.
It's Spamton

@spammailerror.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
// Oh yeah. ใ€ŒThis means he's speaking via pop upsใ€(like those stupid pop up ads)
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
// . . . Okay. I might make a Spamton account.

He's too fucking funny despite his creepiness
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
* No no, more like university.

[He laughs nervously as he rubs the back of his head]

* Thank you, you seem cool too
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
* U-N-I. Uni. Yep.

* Nice to meet you Azuki

[She puts her hands behind her back]
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
* I suppose it is only fair.

[He shrugs and chuckles a little, shaking her head.]

* My name's Uni
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
* . . . I still don't know what gender I am. Does anyone know the term for being both a man and a woman at the same time?
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
* And you were just commenting on what I say aloud.

[The irony was not lost on him.]

* Though I can see why they would
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM