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thebeardedpanda

@thebeardedpanda.bsky.social

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Pg13, mostly thirst traps. Pocket, muscle panda cub. I’m a Bara comic come to life. Please keep me nameless. Belligerently heterophobic 🏳️‍🌈

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · Jul 11

Welcome to my leather concert.

This is the single, best, sexiest picture anyone has ever taken of me. I may never look like this again.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 23h

I remember seeing this game at a store when I was too young, and I think this was a core memory of why I’m a raging homosexual.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 1d

I had someone yell at me “too many nipples.” I wonder if it was the same one.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 2d

My powers of pizza are mighty.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 3d

I’m back.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 3d

Houston, I am the problem.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 5d

Fly me to the moon.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 6d

The Houston Space Center was all sorts of beautiful.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 29d

Feed me and tell me I’m pretty.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 7d

I love pizza so much, holy fuck balls.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 9d

I tried pin bowling! I’m not very good…

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 9d

Bonjour, Austin.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 11d

@bruceatx.bsky.social brought me to some classic Texas bbq! I miss these places so bad.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 11d

Remember….that this battle was about slavery.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 14d

Find me on my bridge.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 16d

I had a lovely lunch in San Antonio! This chocolate flan was delicious, and my new favorite: albondigas 🤩

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 16d

I scream for ice cream!

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 20d

Austin was beautiful!

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 21d

After the wedding, I made my way to Austin, and my friends took me to this magical wonderland where all my dreams came true. Will someone please ship me white cheddar beaver nuggets and garlic beef jerky? I’ll pay you back!

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 23d

What else am I going to wear at a gay wedding?

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 24d

This #dadbod is brought to you by Texas bbq.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 26d

I seriously don’t know how I got this shoulder cap. And my hands are strategically in front of my belly. Otherwise, I’m not mad at how I look.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 28d

You can’t tell me to have all you can eat beef ribs and expect me only to have one tray. Although, I couldn’t handle a full second tray either.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 28d

My main instrument is piano.

thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · 29d

Feed me and tell me I’m pretty.

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thebeardedpanda @thebeardedpanda.bsky.social · Sep 18

You are getting sleepy, very sleepy.

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