Miles Morales
@theafrosamurai1.bsky.social
Morehouse • Trying to be great at 5’8 • Retired photographer • Hug enthusiast
Phthalo green and something in the brown/orange family. Maybe even purple
6. What is your favorite two color combination?
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Phthalo green and something in the brown/orange family. Maybe even purple
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Women are mad aggressive when they want some.
Which isn’t a complaint when you like them. But when you don’t? It’s OD annoying
Which isn’t a complaint when you like them. But when you don’t? It’s OD annoying
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Women are mad aggressive when they want some.
Which isn’t a complaint when you like them. But when you don’t? It’s OD annoying
Which isn’t a complaint when you like them. But when you don’t? It’s OD annoying
Someone on the clock app said that instead of saying I'm starting over (with something like going to the gym), I should just count my off days as part of the process. Being discouraged about having to start the whole process over again can be draining for those on the #SpicySpectrum
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Someone on the clock app said that instead of saying I'm starting over (with something like going to the gym), I should just count my off days as part of the process. Being discouraged about having to start the whole process over again can be draining for those on the #SpicySpectrum
I think the audience matters. Different people have different definitions of what wash means.
Question, and I promise I’m not high:
If you say “wash your hands with soap,” is adding “with soap” redundant because can you really wash something without using soap?
If you say “wash your hands with soap,” is adding “with soap” redundant because can you really wash something without using soap?
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I think the audience matters. Different people have different definitions of what wash means.
Sitting here watching cooking videos making myself hungrier
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sitting here watching cooking videos making myself hungrier
Already?! Damn. They wasted no time
That social media ban in Australia is gonna be fascinating to watch go down. Kids there are already suing the government before it even takes place lol
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Already?! Damn. They wasted no time
Have I been out of school for almost 8 years? Yes. Does my brain still ask what homework I have due tomorrow? Also yes
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Have I been out of school for almost 8 years? Yes. Does my brain still ask what homework I have due tomorrow? Also yes
I’m upset for whoever asked for the shopper to get a two count of green beans and was given literally two green beans.
a man wearing an orange hat with the words boi aint no way boi
ALT: a man wearing an orange hat with the words boi aint no way boi
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I’m upset for whoever asked for the shopper to get a two count of green beans and was given literally two green beans.
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A male Instacart shopper will always piss you off in ways you couldn’t have imagined.
You’ll request zucchini and get a male instacart shopper and he gone bring you a cucumber……. could’ve just lied and said they didn’t have it bro
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A male Instacart shopper will always piss you off in ways you couldn’t have imagined.
Their acceptance of mediocrity is very concerning
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Their acceptance of mediocrity is very concerning
I miss kissing. Shoutout to real kissers
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I miss kissing. Shoutout to real kissers
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I’ve heard of all the different possible things people with wombs go through when pregnant. EYE wouldn’t wanna be the cause of that. Might get snipped next month. I don’t know.
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve heard of all the different possible things people with wombs go through when pregnant. EYE wouldn’t wanna be the cause of that. Might get snipped next month. I don’t know.
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Mormons:
i was letting it soak 🥴
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mormons:
Lmao
Mormons:
i was letting it soak 🥴
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Lmao
To the Seahawks. I forgot they were a team
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
To the Seahawks. I forgot they were a team
😂😂 delete this
(Easy like Sunday morning)
(Easy like Sunday morning)
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
😂😂 delete this
(Easy like Sunday morning)
(Easy like Sunday morning)
😭😂 we gotta fight back
That’s cuz they know how easy yall are. Yall be GOIN
Women dirty Mack better than than the fellas. Don’t let them tell you any different.
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
😭😂 we gotta fight back
Lmfao please!!
It’s to keep everybody fooled and the eyes on us
It’s to keep everybody fooled and the eyes on us
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Lmfao please!!
It’s to keep everybody fooled and the eyes on us
It’s to keep everybody fooled and the eyes on us
Women dirty Mack better than than the fellas. Don’t let them tell you any different.
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Women dirty Mack better than than the fellas. Don’t let them tell you any different.
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The game is cold but fair. Ain’t no side in it moving completely clean.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The game is cold but fair. Ain’t no side in it moving completely clean.
I mentioned that tactic (LRT) to a couple people recently, might’ve been some women, and they were like, “Whaaaat?! Never thought of that.” And not even in a sarcastic way. Like they were trying to convince me they weren’t lying.
a man is sitting on a couch with his mouth open while a woman watches .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his mouth open while a woman watches .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I mentioned that tactic (LRT) to a couple people recently, might’ve been some women, and they were like, “Whaaaat?! Never thought of that.” And not even in a sarcastic way. Like they were trying to convince me they weren’t lying.
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Facts! And will put their location on another device just so her friends won’t know where she really is.
Lmao. Women are absolutely spinning the block.
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Facts! And will put their location on another device just so her friends won’t know where she really is.