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zoe
@thatwitchzoe.bsky.social
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known to talk about Chiefs football, DnD, Taylor Swift, and human rights
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Looking for mutuals who enjoy:

⇒ Kansas City Chiefs Football
⇒ Dungeons & Dragon (DnD)
⇒ Critical Role
⇒ Baldur's Gate 3 (BG3)
⇒ Taylor Swift
⇒ Chappell Roan
⇒ Witchy shit
⇒ Pokemon
⇒ Caring about other human beings 💙

and a lot of other nerdy stuff 😅

♡ / ↻ appreciated

[ #promosky ]
Who's your favorite Star Wars character?

#starwarsday #maythe4thbewithyou
May 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My sweet baby angel, Poe, is in a pet hospital right now and could use all the good vibes/prayers sent his way. He is truly the best cat and I am just so sad and worried for him right now.
Here are our squishy faces:
April 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
🥹
April 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I've had months to think about it and I still don't know what I'm going to say to Laura Bailey today.
April 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
April 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oh hi
April 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Being the ultimate nerd tonight and dressing up in a costume to watch people play DnD. Can't even believe I get to be here. So so excited 🥰🥰🥰
April 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My head knows bringing back extinct species is a bad idea, but my heart wants a dire puppy sooooo baaaaaaaad
April 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Played DnD for 15 hours yesterday and would've happily kept going if our brains were all still working well at 3:30am. Finished my first year at Strixhaven with all A+s and rolled a 19 on the ice dice.
Very fortunate to have such good friends who are such good story tellers 🥰
April 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm not a cosplayer, but I'm going to give it my best shot for the live show Thursday and CR panel on sunday. We'll see if I'm brave enough to show up to the group photo.
The other two days I'm just doing "inspired by" looks, but I wanted to fill one of these out anyway 🥰
@c2e2.bsky.social
April 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just got my 4-month-old nephew to sleep while he was being fussy and laid him down without waking him. I feel like a fucking superhero lol
February 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Taking myself on a date tonight for the first time ever. I'm 30 and scared of strangers. Wish me luck lol
February 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Where are The Band Camino fans on here? I need to obsess and speculate with someone.
February 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Really scary day last year, but I will never forget the kindness in Kansas City that day ❤️💛
February 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I feel like the main thing we need to apologize to the NFL for is letting Sirianni be happy.
February 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
No more football. No more critical role every week. What do i even hyperfixate on now. February is gonna be rough.
February 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Most chiefs fans after getting blown out in the SB: ah, well, nevertheless

Conservative men after they saw a rapper on TV for 5 mins:
a man in a blue shirt says " i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds ! "
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says " i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds ! "
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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As a KC person I'm sad we won't make history.

But as someone whose petty AF I hope the Eagles decline to visit the WH and have the biggest celebration in Philly. It's where our democracy started so a fine place to make a statement of inclusivity in this year of chaos.
February 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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sza sounded so good and is so pretty 😩
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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We win together. We lose together. And most of all, thank god we’re not Buffalo. 😅
February 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Oh man I hope so. I was a little worried about the Chiefs players going to the white house this year. Maybe this is my fault 🫣
LMAO THE WHITE HOUSE BOUTA GET SNUBBED AGAIN TOOOOOO 🦅🦅🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
On the brightside. If it couldn't be us, I wanted it to be him. 💙
season of a lifetime.
February 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Happy Swiftie Saturday😏🫶🏻 #superbowlweek #chiefskingdom #swiftie
February 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM