Phos
@thatweirdcritter.bsky.social
In my 20s 🍸 | Non-binary | 18+ | Gay for trees | Naturally evil critter chomper | alleged switch
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Phos
@thatweirdcritter.bsky.social
· Jan 2
Sometimes all it takes is one cheat day to gain alllll of that winter weight back.
Not like Phos is complaining, though. Just look at those fat haunches~ Oh... I think he might still be hungry 💜
Thank you to
@/JUICEDCOFFEE on twitter! Highly recommend them!
Not like Phos is complaining, though. Just look at those fat haunches~ Oh... I think he might still be hungry 💜
Thank you to
@/JUICEDCOFFEE on twitter! Highly recommend them!
Me as I decide to fucking eat someone and steal their money for the new Nintendo Switch 2 because that's the only logical explanation as to how ima buy that atrociously priced piece of gaming gunk.
For real tho, I am kinda hungry ;(
For real tho, I am kinda hungry ;(
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Me as I decide to fucking eat someone and steal their money for the new Nintendo Switch 2 because that's the only logical explanation as to how ima buy that atrociously priced piece of gaming gunk.
For real tho, I am kinda hungry ;(
For real tho, I am kinda hungry ;(
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Me: ough i want someone to swallow me down into their gross stomach
Also me: *wants to exit this plane of existence whenever someone's chewing too loudly*
Also me: *wants to exit this plane of existence whenever someone's chewing too loudly*
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Me: ough i want someone to swallow me down into their gross stomach
Also me: *wants to exit this plane of existence whenever someone's chewing too loudly*
Also me: *wants to exit this plane of existence whenever someone's chewing too loudly*
Just saw a creature and ate it. Whoops
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Just saw a creature and ate it. Whoops
Photoshoot by Gucci Mane... I miss the clurb
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Photoshoot by Gucci Mane... I miss the clurb
I wanna bully a big guy right now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I wanna bully a big guy right now.
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November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic
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A guy with a belly like this would fix me 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A guy with a belly like this would fix me 🫠
I'm getting drunk tonight and watching the real lives of Mormon wives. We love catty white women drama 💅
I'm so glad I'm not religious or straight
I'm so glad I'm not religious or straight
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm getting drunk tonight and watching the real lives of Mormon wives. We love catty white women drama 💅
I'm so glad I'm not religious or straight
I'm so glad I'm not religious or straight
I'm running out of my supply of dudes to sit on
For some reason, they keep disappearing, and I keep getting fatter ;(
For some reason, they keep disappearing, and I keep getting fatter ;(
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'm running out of my supply of dudes to sit on
For some reason, they keep disappearing, and I keep getting fatter ;(
For some reason, they keep disappearing, and I keep getting fatter ;(
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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I found this
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I found this
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Smoke some pot and listen to Femtanyl. Best vibes you can get ✨️
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Smoke some pot and listen to Femtanyl. Best vibes you can get ✨️
Megabonk has me in its icy cold embrace. I swear to God, I feel like my soul is being sucked into that game 🥶
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Megabonk has me in its icy cold embrace. I swear to God, I feel like my soul is being sucked into that game 🥶
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Say your freaky prayers, varmint
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Say your freaky prayers, varmint
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Bored at work means more vore shitposting
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Bored at work means more vore shitposting
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November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Sometimes all it takes is one cheat day to gain alllll of that winter weight back.
Not like Phos is complaining, though. Just look at those fat haunches~ Oh... I think he might still be hungry 💜
Thank you to
@/JUICEDCOFFEE on twitter! Highly recommend them!
Not like Phos is complaining, though. Just look at those fat haunches~ Oh... I think he might still be hungry 💜
Thank you to
@/JUICEDCOFFEE on twitter! Highly recommend them!
January 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sometimes all it takes is one cheat day to gain alllll of that winter weight back.
Not like Phos is complaining, though. Just look at those fat haunches~ Oh... I think he might still be hungry 💜
Thank you to
@/JUICEDCOFFEE on twitter! Highly recommend them!
Not like Phos is complaining, though. Just look at those fat haunches~ Oh... I think he might still be hungry 💜
Thank you to
@/JUICEDCOFFEE on twitter! Highly recommend them!
Someone come and hug me or like- get eaten by me? Who knows
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Someone come and hug me or like- get eaten by me? Who knows
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Anal Vore Is PEAK
(3 of 3)
Oh look who has Max stamina now :)
(3 of 3)
Oh look who has Max stamina now :)
October 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Anal Vore Is PEAK
(3 of 3)
Oh look who has Max stamina now :)
(3 of 3)
Oh look who has Max stamina now :)
It's drunk weed time
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's drunk weed time
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Anal Vore Is PEAK
(Part 2 of 3)
Better watch that stamina hun, falling can be dangerous
(Part 2 of 3)
Better watch that stamina hun, falling can be dangerous
October 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Anal Vore Is PEAK
(Part 2 of 3)
Better watch that stamina hun, falling can be dangerous
(Part 2 of 3)
Better watch that stamina hun, falling can be dangerous
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Anal Vore Is PEAK
(1 of 3)
Better watch that stamina hun, falling can be dangerous
(1 of 3)
Better watch that stamina hun, falling can be dangerous
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Anal Vore Is PEAK
(1 of 3)
Better watch that stamina hun, falling can be dangerous
(1 of 3)
Better watch that stamina hun, falling can be dangerous