Susan Burke
@thatsusanburke.bsky.social
Writer, myth enthusiast, searching for an elderly couple in New Zealand to adopt me.
Every single Republican in the House voted against the public release of the Epstein files. They sure care about protecting Bill Clinton!
July 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Every single Republican in the House voted against the public release of the Epstein files. They sure care about protecting Bill Clinton!
Are you telling me you can go from saying HBO Go to HBO Max to Max and now back to HBO Max but you can’t wrap your head around the they/them?
May 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Are you telling me you can go from saying HBO Go to HBO Max to Max and now back to HBO Max but you can’t wrap your head around the they/them?
I guess Americans were becoming too attractive so Trump had to important some whites from South Africa to ensure the gene pool is ruddy and pudgy?
May 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I guess Americans were becoming too attractive so Trump had to important some whites from South Africa to ensure the gene pool is ruddy and pudgy?
The internet in 2015: oh look, this lady is giving her chicken a bath!
The internet in 2025: oh look, this lady is giving her chicken a bath! She is also slaughtering it and feeding it to her 10 blonde children who are homeschooled and all have measles. Her husband sells Meade and they are Nazis.
The internet in 2025: oh look, this lady is giving her chicken a bath! She is also slaughtering it and feeding it to her 10 blonde children who are homeschooled and all have measles. Her husband sells Meade and they are Nazis.
April 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The internet in 2015: oh look, this lady is giving her chicken a bath!
The internet in 2025: oh look, this lady is giving her chicken a bath! She is also slaughtering it and feeding it to her 10 blonde children who are homeschooled and all have measles. Her husband sells Meade and they are Nazis.
The internet in 2025: oh look, this lady is giving her chicken a bath! She is also slaughtering it and feeding it to her 10 blonde children who are homeschooled and all have measles. Her husband sells Meade and they are Nazis.
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Taking the Bill Maher route will only win you favor with guys at cigar bars who just for men their goatees. It won’t help you be president. Stand up for and with the people of your state, Preppy!
March 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Taking the Bill Maher route will only win you favor with guys at cigar bars who just for men their goatees. It won’t help you be president. Stand up for and with the people of your state, Preppy!
Hot tip: when looking for a new home online you can tell it’s a very small place when a featured photo is of record on shelf.
March 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hot tip: when looking for a new home online you can tell it’s a very small place when a featured photo is of record on shelf.
Why do the supporters of eugenics always look like white toads covered in sores?
March 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Why do the supporters of eugenics always look like white toads covered in sores?
It’s the little things that bring me joy; strong coffee, the sound of rain, the first flowers of spring and seeing Tesla stock plummet.
March 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It’s the little things that bring me joy; strong coffee, the sound of rain, the first flowers of spring and seeing Tesla stock plummet.
Q: if vaccines aren’t the cause of autism why is there so much more autism now?
A: prolly cause autism is a wide spectrum and many children are actually getting proper diagnosis instead of being forced to stare at a wall and being hit with a bible.
A: prolly cause autism is a wide spectrum and many children are actually getting proper diagnosis instead of being forced to stare at a wall and being hit with a bible.
March 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Q: if vaccines aren’t the cause of autism why is there so much more autism now?
A: prolly cause autism is a wide spectrum and many children are actually getting proper diagnosis instead of being forced to stare at a wall and being hit with a bible.
A: prolly cause autism is a wide spectrum and many children are actually getting proper diagnosis instead of being forced to stare at a wall and being hit with a bible.
Perfect.
Have y'all seen this?
Have y’all seen this?
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
youtube.com
March 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Perfect.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Some raise canes.
Thank you, Al Green.
Some raise canes.
Thank you, Al Green.
March 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Not all heroes wear capes.
Some raise canes.
Thank you, Al Green.
Some raise canes.
Thank you, Al Green.
Sean Baker fucking rules. Also, I have always been resentful of him because I thought he was 32 but now that I found out he is 54 I’m resentful of him for finding that magic skin serum.
March 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sean Baker fucking rules. Also, I have always been resentful of him because I thought he was 32 but now that I found out he is 54 I’m resentful of him for finding that magic skin serum.
Been noticing some weirdly positive Marie Antoinette stuff on my other social media feeds and I’ve got to think that Melania Trump’s PR team must be behind it.
March 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Been noticing some weirdly positive Marie Antoinette stuff on my other social media feeds and I’ve got to think that Melania Trump’s PR team must be behind it.
Is SpaceX called SpaceX because it’s nonbinary?
February 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Is SpaceX called SpaceX because it’s nonbinary?
Reposted by Susan Burke
I love boneless wings :3
February 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I love boneless wings :3
So basically Clockwork Orange got the future (our present day) correct but architecture is worse.
February 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So basically Clockwork Orange got the future (our present day) correct but architecture is worse.
My birthday is The Ides of March and all want this year is a sequel.
February 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My birthday is The Ides of March and all want this year is a sequel.
What if the only cure to the “woke mind virus” was a vaccine that used aborted cells!??!?
February 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What if the only cure to the “woke mind virus” was a vaccine that used aborted cells!??!?
There are many dumb songs but I think that the number one dumbest song is “Centerfield” by John Fogerty. I have come to this conclusion by conducting hours of research in my own brain.
February 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
There are many dumb songs but I think that the number one dumbest song is “Centerfield” by John Fogerty. I have come to this conclusion by conducting hours of research in my own brain.
A Trump supporter asked me if I’d “rather being going to war with Russia.” I answered that it appears we are going to war WITH Russia, in the side by side sense not the verses sense. And yes, I’d rather be fighting the bad guys then alongside them.
February 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
A Trump supporter asked me if I’d “rather being going to war with Russia.” I answered that it appears we are going to war WITH Russia, in the side by side sense not the verses sense. And yes, I’d rather be fighting the bad guys then alongside them.
Don’t worry, all those layoffs at The FAA didn’t cause the delta crash. Pronouns did!
February 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Don’t worry, all those layoffs at The FAA didn’t cause the delta crash. Pronouns did!
Reposted by Susan Burke
@34thparallel.bsky.social
Please Please Please Share. Share. Share.
Enter February 28 into your Smart Phone Calendar.
Say you're IN!
WE REALLY CAN DO THIS
TOGETHER!!!!
Please Do This With ME!?!
Please Please Please Share. Share. Share.
Enter February 28 into your Smart Phone Calendar.
Say you're IN!
WE REALLY CAN DO THIS
TOGETHER!!!!
Please Do This With ME!?!
February 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@34thparallel.bsky.social
Please Please Please Share. Share. Share.
Enter February 28 into your Smart Phone Calendar.
Say you're IN!
WE REALLY CAN DO THIS
TOGETHER!!!!
Please Do This With ME!?!
Please Please Please Share. Share. Share.
Enter February 28 into your Smart Phone Calendar.
Say you're IN!
WE REALLY CAN DO THIS
TOGETHER!!!!
Please Do This With ME!?!
“Hollywood makes liberal garbage and I don’t support it.”
-Guy who only watches his own videos made in his truck and porn.
-Guy who only watches his own videos made in his truck and porn.
February 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“Hollywood makes liberal garbage and I don’t support it.”
-Guy who only watches his own videos made in his truck and porn.
-Guy who only watches his own videos made in his truck and porn.
Order Plan B while it’s still legal. For you, for your daughter, for your friends, for anyone with a uterus.
February 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Order Plan B while it’s still legal. For you, for your daughter, for your friends, for anyone with a uterus.
I guess we need to start calling it “The VJ from 90s MTV Kennedy + RFK But No Other Kennedy- Kennedy Center”.
February 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I guess we need to start calling it “The VJ from 90s MTV Kennedy + RFK But No Other Kennedy- Kennedy Center”.