Brando
@thatbrando.bsky.social
Providing pure speculation about ancient ASoIaF history that will never be answered.
Hobbies include: Hanging out in the woods, being a witch.
💜ASoIaF, Star Wars, dragons, mythology, folklore, magic, etc.💜 Let's talk fantasy!
Hobbies include: Hanging out in the woods, being a witch.
💜ASoIaF, Star Wars, dragons, mythology, folklore, magic, etc.💜 Let's talk fantasy!
Oh Lord! She's watching documentaries about volcanoes again...
December 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Oh Lord! She's watching documentaries about volcanoes again...
Marrying Jeyne after sleeping with her is what Robb says his father would do, the honorable thing. Wouldn't it be tragic if Ned did get Ashara pregnant but then Aerys burned Brandon and Ned was forced to marry Cat to secure the support of the Riverlands? Like the reverse of Robb with the Freys.
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Marrying Jeyne after sleeping with her is what Robb says his father would do, the honorable thing. Wouldn't it be tragic if Ned did get Ashara pregnant but then Aerys burned Brandon and Ned was forced to marry Cat to secure the support of the Riverlands? Like the reverse of Robb with the Freys.
It is absolutely wild that we have people just openly putting hits out on people again.
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It is absolutely wild that we have people just openly putting hits out on people again.
Remember kids, if you wear meta glasses, you are part of the police state. Don't be a square, don't help the police. ACAB.
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Remember kids, if you wear meta glasses, you are part of the police state. Don't be a square, don't help the police. ACAB.
Did you know that 'umber' likely comes from the Latin word 'umbra' which means shadow?
December 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Did you know that 'umber' likely comes from the Latin word 'umbra' which means shadow?
My eczema has been significantly worse this year and I noticed a chlorine smell in my water around the same time. Guess what was built in my county around the same time? We have to stop these people, whatever it takes.
Jim Cramer: " I think that we don't have enough people that are building data centers."
Trump economic advisor Kevin Hassett: " The president, and his team, has put together a plan to rapidly accelerate data centers..."
Trump economic advisor Kevin Hassett: " The president, and his team, has put together a plan to rapidly accelerate data centers..."
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My eczema has been significantly worse this year and I noticed a chlorine smell in my water around the same time. Guess what was built in my county around the same time? We have to stop these people, whatever it takes.
You remember how Kevin Spacey had that super creepy post around Christmas a few years ago that basically seemed like he was saying he killed the people who came forward to report his crimes and was warning others to stay quiet? That's the vibes I get from Trump's comments on the Reiner's deaths.
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You remember how Kevin Spacey had that super creepy post around Christmas a few years ago that basically seemed like he was saying he killed the people who came forward to report his crimes and was warning others to stay quiet? That's the vibes I get from Trump's comments on the Reiner's deaths.
On my way to thirty-seven years
I do not know if I'll ever know
What in the living fuck I'm doing here
Does anyone know if this is normal?
I wonder
(You should listen to the newest solo album by Hayley Williams!!)
I do not know if I'll ever know
What in the living fuck I'm doing here
Does anyone know if this is normal?
I wonder
(You should listen to the newest solo album by Hayley Williams!!)
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
On my way to thirty-seven years
I do not know if I'll ever know
What in the living fuck I'm doing here
Does anyone know if this is normal?
I wonder
(You should listen to the newest solo album by Hayley Williams!!)
I do not know if I'll ever know
What in the living fuck I'm doing here
Does anyone know if this is normal?
I wonder
(You should listen to the newest solo album by Hayley Williams!!)
Seeing what they expect of my kindergartner, I understand why kids are completely over school at an earlier age. It is too much.
December 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Seeing what they expect of my kindergartner, I understand why kids are completely over school at an earlier age. It is too much.
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
Finally did it! I finally got a non-smart phone!! To go forward you must go back.
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Finally did it! I finally got a non-smart phone!! To go forward you must go back.
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
Sheepstealer for some reason
(I love them idc)
(I love them idc)
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sheepstealer for some reason
(I love them idc)
(I love them idc)
It is so wild to me that Jaehaera had a cradle egg that hatched and they decided to name it death. 😭
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It is so wild to me that Jaehaera had a cradle egg that hatched and they decided to name it death. 😭
Every time I see a bust of Caligula, all I can see is Joffrey. Jack Gleesen looks so much like him. Wild. 😅
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Every time I see a bust of Caligula, all I can see is Joffrey. Jack Gleesen looks so much like him. Wild. 😅
In ASOIAF we see fire magic, water magic and earth magic. I wonder if maybe the Fisher Queens had massive floating ships that they controlled with air magic...
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
In ASOIAF we see fire magic, water magic and earth magic. I wonder if maybe the Fisher Queens had massive floating ships that they controlled with air magic...
Everything I know about this new Odyssey movie makes me retroactively like Nolan's other movies less. 🥲
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Everything I know about this new Odyssey movie makes me retroactively like Nolan's other movies less. 🥲
Meet me at the Hello Kitty Parthenon.
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Meet me at the Hello Kitty Parthenon.
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Town Hall tonight!🍎 Join us virtually to learn how Whole Washington is working to make universal healthcare a reality for Washington and the United States.
RSVP for our Town Hall at wholewashington.org/events
Bring your questions and a friend!
#universalhealthcare
RSVP for our Town Hall at wholewashington.org/events
Bring your questions and a friend!
#universalhealthcare
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Town Hall tonight!🍎 Join us virtually to learn how Whole Washington is working to make universal healthcare a reality for Washington and the United States.
RSVP for our Town Hall at wholewashington.org/events
Bring your questions and a friend!
#universalhealthcare
RSVP for our Town Hall at wholewashington.org/events
Bring your questions and a friend!
#universalhealthcare
I'm sorry but apparently you didn't hear them say "2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? That's baby no money, he's always up to something."
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm sorry but apparently you didn't hear them say "2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? That's baby no money, he's always up to something."
I had a "friend" who ghosted me and kept all of my 200+ CDs I accidentally left in her car. I think about that at least once a week.
a close up of a man 's face in the dark with a shadow on his face .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face in the dark with a shadow on his face and a tear rolling down his face
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I had a "friend" who ghosted me and kept all of my 200+ CDs I accidentally left in her car. I think about that at least once a week.
Got me so tied up
When you push my luck
Thought you wanted this to last for life
Got me so fed up
When you talk too much
When your focus is so out of line
💃💃💃
When you push my luck
Thought you wanted this to last for life
Got me so fed up
When you talk too much
When your focus is so out of line
💃💃💃
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Got me so tied up
When you push my luck
Thought you wanted this to last for life
Got me so fed up
When you talk too much
When your focus is so out of line
💃💃💃
When you push my luck
Thought you wanted this to last for life
Got me so fed up
When you talk too much
When your focus is so out of line
💃💃💃
Zach Woods has been for a while now!
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Zach Woods has been for a while now!
Casually having a man who just very unconvincingly denied offing a whistleblower in an interview is a choice.
If a strong wind came, Jimmy Fallon would blow away with ease. No morals, no spine, no talent.
If a strong wind came, Jimmy Fallon would blow away with ease. No morals, no spine, no talent.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Casually having a man who just very unconvincingly denied offing a whistleblower in an interview is a choice.
If a strong wind came, Jimmy Fallon would blow away with ease. No morals, no spine, no talent.
If a strong wind came, Jimmy Fallon would blow away with ease. No morals, no spine, no talent.