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David Zeller
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The Daves I Know Bigwig, #GoalkeepersUnion, #YNWA, FC Sankt Pauli, Sickos FC, Wonderwall Veep, cat daddy & human daddy. @BlackHartSTP Killer of Kegs. Depressed Twins fans since '86. Skeets are mostly soccer, cinema, and shit talking.
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Didn't have explaining yeast infections to my 4 year old on the bingo card today, but here's we are
Visiting cities with fearless children is a goddamn blessing
I used to hang out here on Fridays in the summer, no cooler AC in the cities
I regret to inform you Russian bot the Margeret Thatcher is well and assuredly dead. She was also a gigantic piece of shit and probably murdered hundreds of people, allegedly
Nope still dead 6 feet under
That is a George Carlon bit
Beautifully still 6 feet under
I would like to be a part of this WS party
This movie is really fucking bad
I became a fan of Liverpool because of Michael Owen and the 2002 World Cup. I fell in love with Liverpool just doing a cursory reading of the fuckery and absolute nihilism Thatcher and her fuck ass Tories imposed upon their own constituents. Not dissimilar to what's happening in the US right now
Margaret Thatcher was an asshole and dead, good riddance. Why is any stupid asshole quoting that dead ass bitch?
MCCALLUM: “Margaret Thatcher said socialism’s great until you run out of other people’s money.”

🔥ZOHRAN: “Cuomo had $900 million and gave it to Elon musk in tax credits— I wish the debate were like NASCAR so people could see logos of billionaires who sponsor him on his jacket.”
Margaret Thatcher was an asshole and dead, good riddance. Why is any stupid asshole quoting that dead ass bitch?
MCCALLUM: “Margaret Thatcher said socialism’s great until you run out of other people’s money.”

🔥ZOHRAN: “Cuomo had $900 million and gave it to Elon musk in tax credits— I wish the debate were like NASCAR so people could see logos of billionaires who sponsor him on his jacket.”
With all due respect, Luca Guadagnino needs to take a fucking break from making movies.
What if I outlaw cars on any MNDOT owned road?
Not sure Saint Paul is ready for my socialistic tendencies
If you had to pick a current Loon to manage the team after they retire who would it be and it can't be Trapp or Boxall
Oh i'd be a terribly good mayor
Why? What for? And most importantly how dare you?
And we've had this conversation
If you consider driving progress
I will literally see you there if you wanna
I really, really wanted to have a reason to rank her first. But goddammit.
Also whom amongst us hasn't dabbled in a little white supremacy when we were young?