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Honeybun Hank
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Baltimore based: jokes, random thoughts, workplace stories, popular culture, and harmless hating, family talk. - AdTech Executive - Former Athlete - Recovering Sneaker Addict - BoomBap Rap made me
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Finally started Severance this week. It's been pretty interesting so far
It's really evil villains walking among us
Too many things happening.

I've lowered my social media time limits to 30mins for all apps except this one
Excuse me Perplex; when did y'all measure me for custom sweat pants.

They say I have to wait until I receive the order to initiate the refund.

FoH
Every time I email them for an update, it's another BS reason as to why they can't cancel my order.

Today it's because my item is 'pre-order' and an item is already in production especially for me.
Every time you order from one of these micro clothing brands on IG you're taking a gamble on being dissatisfied.

I'm waiting for an item to ship. They told me it would be shipped within 10 days of ordering. I ordered February 5.
My cat does this too. He acts like I'm taking off his panties when I start rubbing his belly
Can somebody explain why cats do this 😭😭
We used to race bikes, play pick-up basketball, shit... Mind our business.

Now look at us, picking on random women, on camera.
These dudes walked up to random girls in public and played the pop the balloon game in front of them 😐..

Like I said yesterday you niggas don’t like Women. WEIRD ASS NIGGAS NEED their ass beat.
Yes, very well aware it's happening. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do when the people I'm supposed to complain to are rolling over/resigning etc.

It's beyond frustrating.
Y’all don’t realize it yet, but they’re destroying all the anti-corruption laws. They’re legalizing their crimes.
You’re running out of recourse and you don’t even know it. 😤
Hi @thebaltimorebanner.com what is the deal with traffic lights in #Baltimore constantly being in a flashing state, at heavy traffic intersections?

Has anyone from The Banner spoken with @bmorecitydot.bsky.social ? Has this been addressed? Sorry if I missed it.
Ha! This darn Internet. I see exactly how that mixup would happen.

And to that point, I see exactly what you and they are saying.

Have a dope day yo
You made me look up the definition of 'resemble' to see if I was tripping. I was solely talking about their facial appearances being kinda similar.
Never noticed how much Whoopi resembles Cynthia
WEALTH.
I'm sure I'm being a bit biased, but Baltimore homeless folks have been nothing but nice to me in my 13 years here.
The Uber driver RAN around the car to say, "No, not here. He will attack you. They are different here!"

And it was just like a movie, cuz when I looked to properly gauge the homeless man, he was standing up.
I couldn't believe what I was hearing. In Baltimore the beggars are ALWAYS extremely cordial or even positive. They'll try and put on an act at least.

I was offended. So I was getting ready to pop off at the mouth as the door was opening.
I still remember my 1st experience with a beggar in San Francisco, many years ago.

The Uber pulled up to the hotel late. I was already in awe of all the shit I'd seen.

As I'm exiting the car a homeless man starts demanding money. Like he literally said, "aye yo! Gimme money!"
I'm about to get deep into my analysis & philosophical bag the next few days. I really want to understand it. It is definitely different on the west coast. I want to assume it's a weather thing, that they're just more visible. But it's more than that.

I have to see Seattle one day
0830hr and the stuff I've already seen. It's not even just the homeless folks themselves; the city has just adapted around them.

Cleaning the sidewalks & building faces cuz there's legit shit & piss everywhere.
San Francisco poverty is so aggressively different. I'm saying that as someone who lives in Baltimore.

I visit SF at the same time every year, and every single time, it's eye opening.
Fiber Optics is absolutely crazy.

And from a negative pov, our ability to continually hate people for being different
10. What have humans accomplished that amazes you?
I was ready to complain about my recent bad luck with flights because of delays...

Then I shut my ass up
There's not a single long flight where I haven't planned out everything, and then didn't do most of it.

I'm going to write it down going forward
I swear sometimes I'll be deep in my thoughts & everything will just make sense. I'll have clarity on everything I need to do & how to do it.

Then that moment of clarity through isolation is ruined; it's back to society & confusion.

All answers fade to the back of my mind