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tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 22h

if you don't have a costume just go as yourself and say you're Bigfoot's third cousin, Normalfoot
#Halloween

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 7d

Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

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tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 7d

funny how they get upset about confederate statues being torn down but not the White House

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 7d

mike johnson is SUCH a good Christian

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8d

Q: Has Speaker Johnson reached out to you since the January 6er made a threat on your life?

HAKEEM JEFFRIES: No

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 7d

you all maybe *just maybe* the problem is just American white men; let's just stop platforming & supporting American white men for a while and see what happens

Maine’s Graham Platner faces difficult questions about his record — and a tattoo

Once a Senate candidate reaches the point at which he has to deny being a secret Nazi, his campaign isn’t quite where it should be.

www.msnbc.com

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 8d

emily
honey

no

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9d

I am completely awestruck by the ease with which Mike Johnson lies on a daily basis. I'll never understand how such a transparently fraudulent "man of faith" can live with themselves. Life is too short to be that phony.

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tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 9d

Let them eat ballroom.

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max 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 11d

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tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 10d

where the fuck are all the #Halloween hubs on the streaming sites?
that shit should be FRONT & CENTER STARTING OCT. 1ST

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 11d

ugh Eric *Swolewell* amirite? 😂
i feel weird saying this but i'm attracted to him & his defense of American democracy

Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell.bsky.social · 12d

Thanks for the shoutout Jesse! I’ll be in Sacramento TODAY repping the merch. See you there!

Get your merch today at nokingshere.shop

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 14d

goddamn Mike Johnson is the devil

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 15d

ICE is gonna murder someone's baby on camera and Mike & the GOP will still be like "eh, acceptable casualties"

Peter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 15d

There is NO line.

newrepublic.com/post/201757/...

Mike Johnson Says ICE Shooting a Priest Doesn’t Cross the Line

The House speaker has yet to see any issue with ICE’s behavior in Chicago.

newrepublic.com

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tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 15d

Man, she must be getting some CALLS from her constituents...

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tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 16d

It's so easy when you sell 25 versions of the same album and demand your fans spend the money to get them all!

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 17d

Taylor Swift’s album debuts in the US:

Taylor Swift: 40,000
Fearless: 592,000
Speak Now: 1,047,000
Red: 1,208,000
1989: 1,287,000
reputation: 1,238,000
Lover: 867,000
folklore: 846,000
evermore: 329,000
Midnights: 1,578,000
THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: 2,610,000
The Life of a Showgirl: 4,002,000

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 17d

Halloween Playlist bonus track for Oct. 12

Madonna - Frozen (Stereo MC's Remix)
(the spooky organ/piano on the verses are the best)
#Halloween
#HalloweenPlaylist
#PopMusic
#Madonna

Madonna - Frozen (Stereo MC's Remix)

YouTube video by Madonna

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tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 17d

I don't understand why any journalists aren't like, "If this is true it should be very easy to prove, where is your proof?"
Because they always make outrageous claims like this that, if true, would be so fucking easy to prove.

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 17d

"i don't know what it is...but i'm attracted to the dark..."
Halloween Playlist for Oct. 12

Madonna - Addicted
(the original is streaming & is on my Halloween playlist but this trippy version is what you wanna play/project during your Halloween dance party)
#HalloweenPlaylist
#Halloween
#Madonna

Madonna - Addicted (Dubtronic Attracted To The Dark Remix)

YouTube video by DubtronicRemix

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tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 17d

If the guide showing you around heaven (I'm shocked you ended up there too, honestly) was like, "The breakfast buffet is awesome. Buuuut they can only make one of these for you & what you decide is your decision forever: Pancakes, waffles, or french toast."

What are you picking?

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 17d

I mean I obviously meant to complain a little.

(This should be the title of my memoir.)

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 17d

I don't mean to complain but as someone who loves attention I have to say that Bluesky is by far the hardest social media site on which to gain followers/have good engagement.

It's so weird.

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tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 17d

Do not underestimate the size of Taco Bell's new nachos, they do not fuck around and I am actually intimidated by the platter that is before me.

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 18d

In 10 years every single actor will be the child of another actor; I'm getting pissed off that Hollywood is ignoring hard work & talent for easy access to the ever growing corral of nepo veal.

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 19d

Too scared of Candyman? Try Blandyman: Say my name five times in the mirror and I appear, rolling my eyes, vaping weed with one hand, holding a Diet Pepsi in the other.

tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 19d

Ugggh, you all, this song is Saturday morning drive with the windows rolled down with your friends, it's Carly Rae Jepsen coded, it's 80s & 90s throwback, it's singing with your hairbrush as your microphone in your high school bedroom. It's the best time.
#Perrie
#PopMusic
#FallPlaylist

Perrie - Cute Aggression (Official Audio)

YouTube video by PerrieVEVO

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