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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 1d

I think getting a Putin tattoo as a coverup might be too wild a swing

The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 1d

This, from Steve Albini, is a good start (I love the Dan myself)

Tweets from Steve Albini crapping on Steely Dan

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 2d

This is why ‘Stevie can see’ is the only one I like to joke about (even tho I def don’t believe it). The stakes are acceptably low

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 7d

Couldn’t posse-bly be me

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 8d

My dad's friend got kicked out of college for smoking weed. Years later, when they called him up for donations, his reply was "don't you have a folder titled 'Heave-Ho, Given the'?"

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 9d

Had to watch the video to remind myself and the Youtube description shouted ‘Cootie Queen is now on Cameo’ so we can all donate to the college fund

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 9d

No, he’s there to tell you a story about what’s in the crypt. Just don’t enter the crypt

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 10d

‘Would’

The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 10d

You have to factor in the labor, rent and insurance

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 10d

(starts waving my arm in front of my nose like an elephant) Does that stand for Tim Conway?

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 10d

I HAVE to try this sometime (I’m a Mets fan living in NYC)

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 11d

I’m not convinced you did

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 13d

@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social I'm guessing you already know this but jic

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 14d

Life hack: when someone misuses literally, just pretend they said "literarily"

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 16d

Just finishing up the very same project (had ‘em all as a kid hadn’t read ‘em in decades) and they’re a blast

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 16d

also a nudist

The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 16d

One of the worst parts of reading LoTR as an adult is realizing the Ents never do find the Entwives so this is a better ending

The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 16d

I submit to you: Very Wife

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 18d

Yes

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 19d

Put ‘em together for easier sharing

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 19d

One of her best bits is girls comparing the driving styles of boys from their private carriage rides (or phaeton or whatever)

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 19d

It’s an amazing word for sports talk. ‘we don’t need superstars we just need some cromulence’

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 19d

Like three days after it happened a security guard at my office brought it up and I was immediately like ‘yeah but nobody cares’ and we had a good laugh

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 20d

This entmoot could’ve been an entmail

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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 20d

Cinema

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